She took the gender in the divorce

Name's August! Any pronouns. Here for a silly goofy little time :3

[genderless-crimes]

Wilkommen

Hello! Welcome to my blog. My name's August, but you can call me Gen, Crimes, anything you want. I go by any pronouns, but I prefer he/she.

I'm going to try and post more writing and art, but mostly I'll be reblogging cool shit.

Fandoms:

The Magnus Archives/Protocol

Hatchetfield saga (TGWDLM in particular)

The Walten Files

The Thing (1982)

Saw series

The Left Right Game

Good Omens

DC (mostly Batman)

My Little Pony

Garfield

Tags:

Most of the time, I won't tag posts I'm reblogging. Tags will only show my content. All of my general talking will use #august talks (I know, I'm very creative). Art will be under #genderless art, writing will be #writing crimes. Anything fandom specific will just use the general tags for it.

That's all for now. Buh-bye!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

I hate when I open a drawing app and try drawing something and then it looks bad. to solve this issue instead of opening my drawing app I simply lay down, do nothing, and feel a combination of guilt/shame. this is a skill I am much more practiced at

[kaiseaya]

[i-am-a-fish]

wait, so it's like gambling?

[crazydoodlez]

it appears so!

[i-am-a-fish]

that's so awesome I really gotta make more art

[raspberrysgod]

[geck-motj]

so glad this came up on my feed bc i made my own!!

it took me 4hrs to make and i gave him eyes and some starfish frends

[beepadoobop]

strawbster

[redstonedust]

the beauty of the world is that there are people out there having basically indistiguishable gender and sexuality experiences and one has several microlabels and an army of pride flags, one says "idk i guess im nonbinary or something" and the other is comfortably cis with a little flexibility. and all of them are correct because your identity is whatever you make of it.

[tubeon-deactivated20260110]

This is my “if dick casually mentioned he did a little ballet in the circus so Bruce buys him some choes nd he’s instantly hooked on them forever” au

[thelocalg0blin]

the way RTD era doctor who ex companion meeting a current companion conversations went from

to

is a generational drop-off that needs to be studied

[bilgeratonasunnyday]

We're just...not going to elaborate due to...time constraints...

Why are there time constraints?

Because they're busy showing off the Disney special effects that hardly improve the show

[thegorgonist]

Finally, an altogether ooky Addams Family from me! Chas Addams' comic strips were some of my very earliest influences (thanks Dad) so like many folks, they feel like a part of my family, too. See me at ECCC for prints!

[sketchp00ch]

The Ultimate Roast of Edward Nygma

Of course Tuesday had to put it in the most Victorian way possible.

[quasi-normalcy]

We've not only taken away all of the physical spaces for our children to exist in, we're now taking away the electronic ones as well. I'm sure this won't have any negative consequences.

[pen-umbrella]

jevil's tea party feachering two guys still pissed at each other or something

[yokowan]

modern gamers are so fucking toxic i was just playing fetch and she like. gestured like she was gonna throw the ball yeah? but she faked it out! she didn't actually throw the ball! what the fuck! if this is the direction the fetch meta is going i'm switching to tug o war or maybe even run in circles i am done with this community.

[ex-riddlecats]

which is the better new riddler design, just based on the cover teases?

Batman #3, by Jorge Jiménez

Immortal Legend Batman #3, by Dan Mora

Voting ended onAug 21, 2025

[juney-blues]

oh huh! it turns out there's a difference between "growing up" and "waiting around so long you're not technically a child anymore"

[rottingmalice]

parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function

[goldensunset]

genuinely can’t stress enough if you’re in high school rn and anyone is telling you that’s the best time of your life they are lying. it gets better. hs is arguably the worst. if you can survive that you can survive anything. despite the horrors i know i’m always posting about i swear life is so much better as an adult

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day