General Soldiernator's Messy Blog Base

This blog is an unorganized mess of anything I can think of. He/Him, Canadian, Autism+ADHD.Attempting to do a YT gaming channel. Not sure how often I'll be here but I'll try.

[generalsoldiernator]

Illegal Beyblades

So.. I overheard this story of a guy on my bus who sold beyblades illegally in school.

Basically, a kid got cut while trying to grab a beyblade in action, and the school banned them. Guy on bus doesnt like beyblades that much, so he makes the executive decision to sell them, illegally, on school grounds.

And it fucking worked. He got a huge stock of them from some other kid, the first one sold for $40 and was the exact one that caused the ban, and he made approximately $500 from it all.

This all happened in Grade 3, he said. Grade 3. So not only do these kids not know shady dealers from movies, but this is a goddamn contraband operation at a young age.

AND NOBODY SNITCHED WHATSOEVER. GRADE 3 MOHFUCKER MIGHT I REMIND YOU. PULLED THIS OFF.

As for what he did with the money, it’s obvious where it went: Junk food.

So let this be a reminder to you, that kids may be the dumbest shits on our planet, but they can also be the smartest things known to our society if money and illegal recreation gets involved.

[generalsoldiernator]

what.. huh... tumblr?

how do i.. howdo.. howdah..

haeh..?

[generalsoldiernator]

i think i might've forgotten about tumblr

[generalsoldiernator]

Coming back on tumblr and seeing that *one* post of yours is STILL getting attention despite it being roughly a month since it got posted, is insane to me.

WHY ARE YOU STILL NOTICING THIS ONE SINGLE POST??? I GOT OTHER COOL POSTS TOO, I PROMISE ;O;

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[generalsoldiernator]

wa

[toskarin]

[flanneldragon]

[generalsoldiernator]

Something interesting in regards to the Voteless in Helldivers 2 on the ship broadcast has been stuck in my mind for the past while.

According to this specimen's brain scan, the brain activity seems to trigger the most in regards to the forklift, which can lead to a few conclusions. Maybe this guy was formerly a forklift operator? Did they work in construction? Is the brainwashing the Illuminate put the Voteless affecting their brainwaves, so they react to construction more as a means of labour? But the more funnier way of interpeting it, is that this Voteless was forklift certified before being transformed.. Or regardless of past certification or not - wants to drive the forklift.

Even after transformation into a mindless zombie, the forklift fantasy remains.

[nebula1734]

Shit man, I played halo reach, I understand the desire to drive forklifts even in the distant future!

This gives me an idea for a new stratagem: Forklift. What are the practical applications of this? Fuck if I know, but imagine this:

You are a bot, you hear a loud revving noise. You expect an FRV to come flying over the hill, but instead, it’s a forklift. One helldiver sits behind the wheel, two more hang off the side of the cage and one helldiver lays on a pallet being carried by the forks. (What the Ministry of Occupational Safety and Health doesn’t know won’t hurt them.) They crush bots surrounding them with ease. Some spill oil as they are impaled upon the forks. The automaton force is laid to ruin by a simple machine of Super Industry:

The Forklift.

[generalsoldiernator]

[astralmight]

sometimes the scariest thing you can do is stand like you're asserting pussy dominance

[milf--adjacent]

[tacticattails]

"Make this count."-final words of Helldiver squad leader who voluntarily stayed behind on Calypso to save their squadmate

[kroosluvr]

i think i as a person have low capacity to do anything except drawing orz like im so antisocial........... if i had it my way id just isolate myself in a cave and just draw for the rest of my life.................

[generalsoldiernator]

Something interesting in regards to the Voteless in Helldivers 2 on the ship broadcast has been stuck in my mind for the past while.

According to this specimen's brain scan, the brain activity seems to trigger the most in regards to the forklift, which can lead to a few conclusions. Maybe this guy was formerly a forklift operator? Did they work in construction? Is the brainwashing the Illuminate put the Voteless affecting their brainwaves, so they react to construction more as a means of labour? But the more funnier way of interpeting it, is that this Voteless was forklift certified before being transformed.. Or regardless of past certification or not - wants to drive the forklift.

Even after transformation into a mindless zombie, the forklift fantasy remains.

[spingl]

I mean, who doesn't want to drive a forklift

[generalsoldiernator]

Exactly!

[generalsoldiernator]

Something interesting in regards to the Voteless in Helldivers 2 on the ship broadcast has been stuck in my mind for the past while.

According to this specimen's brain scan, the brain activity seems to trigger the most in regards to the forklift, which can lead to a few conclusions. Maybe this guy was formerly a forklift operator? Did they work in construction? Is the brainwashing the Illuminate put the Voteless affecting their brainwaves, so they react to construction more as a means of labour? But the more funnier way of interpeting it, is that this Voteless was forklift certified before being transformed.. Or regardless of past certification or not - wants to drive the forklift.

Even after transformation into a mindless zombie, the forklift fantasy remains.

[generalsoldiernator]

Oh no, not me. I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the man who forgot his blog

[cityscarce]

The more I read of The Wigmaker the more convinced I am that Lucanis and Illario are built to be a duo. If they worked together as First Talon they'd be literally unstoppable.

Caterina really created the strongest unit ever and decided to put those two bad bitches against each other instead /j

[generalsoldiernator]

braincells, brain rot and a secret third thing.

[daily-spooky]