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hi i'm joanne and i like spaghetti and dogs!!!

[tvshou]

Happy International Womens Day

[greylilacs]

I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders

Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!

Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.

After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!

Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez

And by mini I mean REALLY mini!

But finally we started seeing development!

See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!

Then more started showing up!

Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!

And then!!!

Today I just went to look and!!

!!!

MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!

[greylilacs]

Update

They’re perfect in every way and I love my dumb spider babies. 

This is Joseph. He’s learning to walk properly. 

He’s not very good at it yet though.

He try his best. 

[fortidogi]

He has a fucking :3 on his face.

[cadaverkeys]

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

[purbiworl]

[finndamerons-archive]

you: I want a sugar daddy me, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father

[tastefullyoffensive]

[generic-asians]

They MELTED

[honeyteuk-deactivated20251028]

all offense but people fighting for freedom isn’t terrorism

[its-always-funny]

[ruinedchildhood]

Also, know that it’s okay for us to say we’re crazy but you? Hi, you can never say that to us.

[k-eke]

I hate this.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Katherine Ryan - Glitter Room.

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[taylorswifh]

Love is so many things…

[vqj]

bitches on tumblr be like “op im gonna steal ur ankles!!” good luck chewing through my ankle monitor LOL

[ollienotolly]

[sumikatt]

No cops at pride just Lizzo and her flute

[husband]

[yorksilk]

the discussion of older lgbtq people using queer as a personal descriptor is such a messy conversation because at the same presentation I heard a 60-ish year old woman say queer was an empowering word that most lgbtq people of her age used, while a 79 year old man said he would never call himself queer because of the bad associations he had from having it used towards him as a slur, and you know what? they accepted and respected each others’ preferences and moved the hell on. it turns out older lgbtq people are not a monolith and have individual feelings on the word queer, yet can still act maturely and respectfully about it. where did we go wrong?

respect peoples’ decision to use or not use queer. it’s that simple.