so a man goes on the internet...

daves dumb gay face is pretty hot ok

dont dis the dumb gay face

i would never dare to.

#and maybe see dave's dumb gay face.

travels ~60 years in the future early in the morning just to get breakfast.

good i gotta get dressed too

superloo-deactivated20140411

i am now fully dressed.

requesting permission to timetravel.

#trademarkgodhead #:)

how did a pie that big even fit into that tiny mailbox this is ridiculous

#'lol.'

me too

come here

lets get food together john

delicious breakfast

#trademarkgodhead #and don't you tell me to come naked.

hhhhhhhhhhnnnnnn yes ok let me find some clothes.

ohh my god i need food.

its ok

i just try to think of those as your butts unfashionable lipstick

a mark left by love

cherish the love youre given

even if it smells like shit

it is still a precious thing

dave striders word of great wisdom

write it down

commit it to memory

im copyrighting the fuck out of it

ok???? good.

i'm glad i can basically literally shit all over you and you interpret it as love. i mean, that's definitely what it is! yep.

i have it written down here on a scrap of paper and am in the process of framing it to put it on my wall.

i could make a horrible, horrible photo album only consisting of screenshots of all the weird things dave says.

it would be a beautiful glorious photo album

an album

anal bum cover

#just.

what if i told you that i was secretly your underwear

every pair of underwear you own is actually me

assuming you wear boxers cause i aint going to be a pair of tighty whities

not a fuckin chance

no way jose

i will be boxers though

if that is what caresses your hot butt

i wear boxers, even though they're very hard to come by over here. i won't tell you how i get them because that's embarrassing.

...then again, you probably know how i get my boxers, since you are my boxers. ok.

sorry about the skid marks.

#this is always relevant.

i could make a horrible, horrible photo album only consisting of screenshots of all the weird things dave says.

dont you question my means when i am determined john

i am a man of many means

and when i want to do something

nothing stands in my way

not your chair

not your pants

and not your underwear

i see that ass when i want to see that ass

i'm not sure how i feel about that.

it's very creepy.

#i'm sitting on it.#are you under my chair.

wait how are you watching my ass.

binart

I recommend reading Shared Space by ClearlyOdd beause it’s davejohn and it’s frotting and it’s hottt ;B

#that.#sure is something.

OK FINE.

i dont think i can move

ive curled into the fetal position

goodbye john

you're just trying to get me over there aren't you.

i feel so sick

yet

i am still

eating it