pretty pretty stars they love to sparkle for you

hi im dave this is a blog yeah maybe ill actually put something here eventually that time is not now but hey ive got a pesterchum handle so pester me maybe? pesterchumhandle: trademarkGodhead

[trademarkgodhead]

ok

tumblr is boring again

time to find something else to distract myself from this screenplay

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I didn’t eat the moon cheese, Dave.

[trademarkgodhead]

thats a god damn shame

it could have been amazing for all you know

[trademarkgodhead]

my blogging is seriously like

bitching about work

talking about johns hot butt

pee

talking about johns hot butt

coffee

johns hot butt

doctor who

johns hot butt

predominantly johns hot butt

its pretty homo actually

whether i mean my blogging or johns hot butt is up for debate

(i actually mean both)

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trademarkgodhead replied to your post

was it made of cheese

Yes.

[trademarkgodhead]

was it delicious cheese

this is a very important detail

i expect a lot of detail

explain to me what the moon cheese tasted like

i need to know

my life wont ever be complete unless i know

[trademarkgodhead]

and go to work

but pissing is more important

god i need to piss

but im really comfortable

i dont want to get up 

[trademarkgodhead]

i need to pee

[geniusprankster]

travels ~60 years in the future early in the morning just to get breakfast.

[trademarkgodhead]

daves dumb gay face is pretty hot ok

dont dis the dumb gay face

[geniusprankster]

i am now fully dressed.

requesting permission to timetravel.

[trademarkgodhead]

we copy

you are granted permission for 

LIFDOFF

in 3...2...1...

[geniusprankster]

hhhhhhhhhhnnnnnn yes ok let me find some clothes.

[trademarkgodhead]

good i gotta get dressed too

[geniusprankster]

ohh my god i need food.

[trademarkgodhead]

me too

come here

lets get food together john

delicious breakfast

[geniusprankster]

ok???? good.

i’m glad i can basically literally shit all over you and you interpret it as love. i mean, that’s definitely what it is! yep.

i have it written down here on a scrap of paper and am in the process of framing it to put it on my wall.

[trademarkgodhead]

im the type of man who always sees the glass as half full 

not half empty

always find that silver lining

be that optimistic piece of shit that just annoys the hell out of everyone

annoying the hell out of everyone is pretty much just my goal in life

[trademarkgodhead]

why the fuck am i awake

what the hell has hollywood done to my sleeping schedule

[geniusprankster]

i wear boxers, even though they’re very hard to come by over here. i won’t tell you how i get them because that’s embarrassing.

…then again, you probably know how i get my boxers, since you are my boxers. ok.

sorry about the skid marks.

[trademarkgodhead]

its ok

i just try to think of those as your butts unfashionable lipstick

a mark left by love

cherish the love youre given

even if it smells like shit

it is still a precious thing

dave striders word of great wisdom

write it down

commit it to memory

im copyrighting the fuck out of it

[geniusprankster]

i could make a horrible, horrible photo album only consisting of screenshots of all the weird things dave says.

[trademarkgodhead]

it would be a beautiful glorious photo album

an album

anal bum cover

[geniusprankster]

i’m not sure how i feel about that.

it’s very creepy.

[trademarkgodhead]

what if i told you that i was secretly your underwear

every pair of underwear you own is actually me

assuming you wear boxers cause i aint going to be a pair of tighty whities

not a fuckin chance

no way jose

i will be boxers though

if that is what caresses your hot butt

[geniusprankster]

wait how are you watching my ass.

[trademarkgodhead]

dont you question my means when i am determined john

i am a man of many means 

and when i want to do something

nothing stands in my way

not your chair

not your pants

and not your underwear

i see that ass when i want to see that ass

[trademarkgodhead]

literally your ass 

by the way

in case you needed that cleared up

very

closely