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"I am the righteous hand of God And I am the Devil that you forgot..."
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"Sorry I haven't been around little dude. Some of the Exterminators found me and have been trying to get me to come back to Heaven." He felt bad but he hadn't wanted to put Gritt in danger or the others. "Buuut that's all dealt with and I'm here to stay!" He grinned. As much as he liked Heaven, he was more free to do what he wanted here. Plus there was Gritt. "I heard you got a new place, how are you liking it?"
"The new place is awesome, we've got a pool loo- wait, what?" Gritt blinked as he stared at the first man, "You... chose to stay in Hell? I mean, I'm glad, but... are you sure? Heaven's meant to be paradise isn't it?"
"I'm sure. As much as Heaven can be an awesome place, it's too restricting with it's rules. Down here I'm free to do what I want, within reason of course, plus it's kind of like a vacation for me. It was always "Adam do this!" or "Adam do that!" I rarely got a break!"
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"Sorry I haven't been around little dude. Some of the Exterminators found me and have been trying to get me to come back to Heaven." He felt bad but he hadn't wanted to put Gritt in danger or the others. "Buuut that's all dealt with and I'm here to stay!" He grinned. As much as he liked Heaven, he was more free to do what he wanted here. Plus there was Gritt. "I heard you got a new place, how are you liking it?"
Cue heavy breathing.
"I just woke up. What the fuck is going on? What's this about Gritt and a bar being shot up?"
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"I heard once in the human world there's a country where its custom to shower and wash first before soaking in a bath!"-Al
"That sounds a lot nicer than just relying on bathing to clean oneself."
"I whole heartedly agree! A good soaking can help relieve aches and pains in joints and muscles, but it's more relaxing to do it when one is already clean."
"He is dead, yes," Lacrimosa smirked. "I killed him," on that he was proud and showed no remorse. "You know, the way you killed countless of your 'children' before the Exterminations were done away with. By the way!" An opening for something actually topical. "How did you feel about Lottie's proposal on the revisal of angels visiting. The Cleanse?" The more madcap of the two twins had sat up long hours thinking of ways to invite Heaven to have a hand in Hell again. The idea, unfortunately for her, would never work if sinners could not redeem themselves.
"I said deadbeat, as in a loser, a good for nothing." He snorted and crossed his arms over his chest. "Eh.. Don't really care for it myself but the boss and her sister seem interested." He shrugged, scratching under his chin in thought.
He didn't call him daddy but Gritt certainly did get tongue fucked by a certain Adam.
He'll do it again too!
"I have garden variety daddy issues. You on the other hand are a walking daddy issue. I prefer Father for you. Then we could at least call you FILF. No thanks, I'd rather be fucked by an electric eel, Adam. Although, I can see why you'd be so quick to offer yourself to an imp or any hellborn. It must be tiring rolling around with your own great grandchildren for millenia if what you boast is true. If you'd like I could hook you up with a succubus who would be glad to have a go at the 'original daddy'. That hellborn just isn't me."
"Jeez, just because your dad is a deadbeat doesn't mean you get to take it out on other people. Ever heard of therapy?"
"Guess I'm a DILF huh?"
"ew."
"Not my problem you have Daddy issues. If you want, I can be your new Daddy~"
naw man youre a gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg(+)ilf
"Nah. I'm a straight up DILF."
"Guess I'm a DILF huh?"
i think its just to late for me, like honestly
He's looking for a place to nap.
"What the fuck? Did you get smaller?!"
"I kind of picked up on that." He gently wiped his shaking hand, giving it a reassuring squeeze after before grabbing the bottle and pulling a cork. "You don't have to tell me what happened to them if you don't want to." He added. "I can't stand people sneaking up on me anymore not since the maid here stabbed me." He admitted.
"... my parents broke them. I didn't want the life they had planned for me, so I told them. Got into an argument and they decided to teach me a lesson." He confessed quietly, taking the offered bottle to give it a swig, "I ran away after that."
Adam blinked before moving to sit next to Gritt, another bottle appearing in his hands to take a swig from. "I'm sorry. I wasn't the Father Of The Year myself to my kids but.. That's just shitty." He shook his head. "I can see why you wouldn't want them to be touched." He was glad he never had by accident or on purpose.
"But Chaaaarlieee! I just want to hug him!" He smelled strongly of booze.
"Dad you're drunk!" She quickly scoops Gritt out of his arms. "Gritt is a guest! You can't just go around kidnapping people!" She huffed. "Sorry, Gritt."
"It's uh... its cool. I'm good." He should probably get out of this duck onesie soon.
"Wait... He can talk too?! Oh Charlie you have to let me-"
"DAD ENOUGH! He's wearing a ONESIE! Now GO TO BED!" She was clearly irritated and embarrassed by her drunken father. She carried Gritt out of sight as Lucifer complained. "Ugh.. He got drinking with Husk. I TOLD him to cut Dad off." She gently set Gritt down.
"Yeah, I can see why." He sighed as he made a cloth appear and offered a hand to help clean him off. "I got rid of the fucker though. They won't be bothering you again. Not while I'm here." He said. He felt bad for Gritt, the shit people put him through, it was enough to make anyone snap. "I got some booze and weed if you want it to help relax you." He offered.
"... thanks. I'll take both." He let Adam clean him up, his hands still shook and it was annoying him already. "... when people touch them like that, I'm back to when my horns were broken. It... freaks me out."
"I kind of picked up on that." He gently wiped his shaking hand, giving it a reassuring squeeze after before grabbing the bottle and pulling a cork. "You don't have to tell me what happened to them if you don't want to." He added. "I can't stand people sneaking up on me anymore not since the maid here stabbed me." He admitted.
