мighty ғezzik, lover of rhymes

indie. selective. fezzik. ' i cannot HELP being the biggest && the strongest; it's not my FAULT. '

[gentleturk]

                                                    indie.     selective.      fezzik.

                          i    cannot    HELP    the    biggest    &&    the    strongest; 

                                                        it’s    not    my    FAULT.

[gentleturk]

' ғ e z z i k

Fezzik was having a completely harmless && solitary rock-throwing session. at least, he thought the latter was true. but on the eighth ( && best yet ) fling, the unmistakable c l o n k of stone meeting an unfortunately placed head resounded through the valley. ' oh, no. not good, Fezzik, ' he mumbled, blundering towards his unintentional victim.

[gentleturk]

' ғ e z z i k

' why're you so sparkly? '

Fezzik was entirely used to itsy bitsy people, but s h i n y itsy bitsy people? this little lady, well, she looked magical. ( tragical, zagical. )

[gentleturk]

' p l e a d i n g , r e a d i n g 

"Well, that is a talent. Reading can be very enjoyable, though." 

' ғ e z z i k

' books, do they 'ave any rhymes? Fezzik might be interested, then. '

[gentleturk]

' a n g r y  l i t t l e  g i r l

❝And I suppose you would be dancing merrily down the path?❞

Mary was feeling quite weary and aggravated, as she almost always was, but even more so. And there she was not too long ago thinking that she might have some peace of mind for once, being away from those castle walls they kept her out of the way in. Now, she was lost in the woods with a complete stranger who looked as though he could snap her like a twig anytime he wanted to (not to say that Mary was particularly very afraid…) and no sense of direction. Great.'

' ғ e z z i k

her toity remark rather confused Fezzik. for one, there was no path, for this was the woods, && for two, wasn't it obvious that a man of his s i z e couldn't skip?

' all 'ah want to know is, which way's the nearest village? can you help, or not? '

[gentleturk]

( pack 1/? ) jessica raine icons for woewednesday. please do not use without their express permission.

[gammaborn-deactivated20260414]

                             If  ( s t r e n g t h )  is born from heartbreak ,

                                            Then    ＭＯＵＮＴＡＩＮＳ   I could move

[gentleturk]

                                                    indie.     selective.      fezzik.

                          i    cannot    HELP    the    biggest    &&    the    strongest; 

                                                        it’s    not    my    FAULT.

[gentleturk]

' ғ e z z i k

g h o s t s. now this was news to Fezzik. he’d never really thought about them— granted, he’d never really thought about a lot of things. but real, live ( or would that be ‘dead?’ ) ghosts? those were the stuff of fairy tales, meant to frighten naughty children. but the man in the pub had said the Northern Castle Ruins were haunted, && surely he knew better than Fezzik. ( of course, Fezzik assumed that of everybody. ) more convincingly, he’d slapped five hundred dollars on the table. all Fezzik had to do was catch a ghost, prove the fellow wasn’t a nutjob.

Fezzik had agreed—why should he not? && set off on the strangest mission he’d ever endeavored. armed with a net && a torch, he blundered through the ruins, feeling neither particularly pessimistic nor particularly optimistic about the whole ordeal. if he caught a ghost, he caught a ghost. if not— not.

' here, ghosty-ghosty! come to Fezzik… '

[gentleturk]

’ ғ e z z i k

finally, when Vizzini wasn't looking, Fezzik slipped their captive a green apple; technically, that wasn't going against orders. the princess would need her strength, after all. ( for however many more days she'd be alive-- two? three, maybe? ) either way, Fezzik reckoned Vizzini had just forgotten about food. naturally, his genius brain was consumed with higher, less practical thoughts. 

' eat this, ' he muttered, thrusting the piece of fruit toward her. 

[gentleturk]

' ғ e z z i k

' stop throwing a fit, little girl. '

[gentleturk]

"I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship."

' ғ e z z i k

' an' who will be supplying the beauty?certainly not i. and you wear a mask. ‘

[gentleturk]

Starter Sentences: Movie Edition

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

"Go ahead, make my day."

"Alright, I'm ready for my close-up."

"May the Force be with you."

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

"I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship."

"Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"We'll always have Paris."

"We rob banks."

"I see dead people."

"You've got to ask yourself one question; 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

"You had me at 'hello.'"

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"Elementary, my dear Watson."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

“I am McLovin!”

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!"

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"My precious."

“What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze?"

"You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys/girls. Make your lives extraordinary."

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

"It wasn't brains that got me here, I can assure you of that."

"You're a disease. And I'm the cure."

"I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic."

"You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece."

"I want you to hold it between your knees."

"You can't handle the truth!"

"Yippee ki yay, motherfucker."

"You talking to me? You talking to me?"

"Wake up — time to die."

"Let's put a smile on that face."

“I can never have children!”

"When am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like well goodnight."

"There's no place like home."

[gentleturk]

' ғ e z z i k

' no, 'ah can't read. but 'ah can rhyme. '

[iremembereveryonethatleaves]

The giant caught her attention and her awe immediately. She ran up to him and tilted her head back with a grin, attempting to look up to his face. “Whoa.” She breathed. “You’re giant!” Lilo threw her arms out as far as she could to emphasize her statement. 

[gentleturk]

' ғ e z z i k

momentarily confused, Fezzik glanced about for the source of the exclaiming voice. eventually, he gathered it must've come from almost directly beneath his protruding abdomen, eluding his line of sight. so he took a wide step back to behold an especially small figure. the top of her head ( it was a girl, as far as he could tell ) barely reached his knee. ' and you, ' he started slowly, ' are small. who cares? '

[gentleturk]

&. o u t o f r h y m e s

'lo, good people! i'll finally start writing fezzik later. like for a thing?

[gentleturk]

                                                    indie.     selective.      fezzik.

                          i    cannot    HELP    the    biggest    &&    the    strongest; 

                                                        it's    not    my    FAULT.