smol slayer simp

Greer | she/her | i just wanna see some aliens & cool rocks n shit | SIBUNA

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[get-good-tardigradez]

white boys will think they’re all that, dressing like slim shady, getting drunk and stealing shit

happened to my man sean cameron

[tibbsdibbs]

I should print out a picture of senshi and hang it in my kitchen to make sure I eat healthy and balanced meals every day.

[coolgirlepicblog-deactivated202]

babe i really can’t talk right now i’m in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

[hopefulsapphic]

"we need more complex female characters." you guys can't even handle supergirl.

[get-good-tardigradez]

the worst thing about me is how much i love yung gravy

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[melusinemuse]

[foxmulders]

whenever i rewatch an episode of the x files i’m like does anybody know about this

[wintersnails]

my ice-cold take is that Scully obviously gets more jealous than Mulder but he was jealous of both Queequeg and God which is kind of a crazy combination

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[stuckinapril]

I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it

[fairycosmos]

complain, complain against the dying of the light

[sealssometimes]

This must feel so good to do as a seal

[fairycosmos]

im not complaining because i expect you to fix anything im complaining to bond with you. omggggg find your hater spirit

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I'm gonna go to a mexican restaurant and eat too much food. this will surely fix me

[03012003]

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god