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Clarisse // cabin 5 // daughter of Ares // queer and angry

[maimer4ever]

sup its Clarisse, daughter of Ares. she/they and if you dont respect that ill beat you up. i say fuck a lot, so don't be a pussy and tell me not to swear

the other losers (who i only just realised I never really interact with sorry not sorry):

@nico-ghostking nico

@solace-of-the-sun will

@bad-boy-supreme-official valdez

@beauty-queen-official mclean

@blonde-superman-official - grace

@goat-boi-official underwood

@wise-girl-official chase

@seaweed-brain-official prissy

@gems-and-jewels hazel

@rachel-elizabeth-dare-official dare

@reyna4ever reyna

@pine-tree1 the weird ass pine tree

ooc / other info under cut

op note ooc: @xx-w0rlds-0k4y3st-f4g-xx (y'all, dont ask shit you wouldnt say to a real person. i will be including some personal headcanons in characterisation, no specific time frame, i am open to interaction with other RP blogs (I'm so sorry if I forget to initiate interaction then just start talking to you, I'm trying), so feel free to reblog, reply, ask, etc as other characters <3) I also run @nico-andtheangels and @thehumansunbeam (nico and will rp blogs, not super active but can be revived if needed for an rp group)

[chbnews]

Whenever I get in a sticky situation I ask myself, wwpd. “What would Percy do?” Then I realize he would say wwad. “What would Annabeth do?”

Why does no one ever ask wwld!? What would Leo do!

I would do great things!

- Leo Valdez 🔥

[chbnews]

The real question should be "What would Percy do?" and do the OPPOSITE of what he'd do. Because that's usually what works for me.

Annabeth Chase🦉

[maimer4ever]

... and this is why everything either works perfectly first try, or fails entirely

[solace-of-the-sun]

should nico have a gun?

No. No one should give Nico a gun

@seaweed-brain-official @goat-boi-official @wise-girl-official @gems-and-jewels @maimer4ever @blonde-superman-official @reyna4ever @rachel-elizabeth-dare-official @beauty-queen-official @nico-ghostking @bad-boy-supreme-official @quinntheapollodaughter @pine-tree1

[maimer4ever]

look man, i say what i said when will asked if he should have a gun, learn how to use it properly and safely? whatever

[maimer4ever]

i go back to camp for literally one weekend and someone is already screaming and on fire WHAT THE FUCK???

[solace-of-the-sun]

Did you expect otherwise?

[maimer4ever]

well no, but thats not the point sunny boy

[solace-of-the-sun]

I'm pretty sure it is

[maimer4ever]

ill throw shit at you

[solace-of-the-sun]

.....meanie :(

[maimer4ever]

suck it

[solace-of-the-sun]

I only suck one thing 🙂

[maimer4ever]

oh yeah? whats that, your thumb?

[solace-of-the-sun]

Nope.. 😏 he pops the 'p' sound

[demigoddumbass]

he sucks nico

[solace-of-the-sun]

:0

I was talking about ice lollies

[maimer4ever]

...sure buddy

[maimer4ever]

i go back to camp for literally one weekend and someone is already screaming and on fire WHAT THE FUCK???

[solace-of-the-sun]

Did you expect otherwise?

[maimer4ever]

well no, but thats not the point sunny boy

[solace-of-the-sun]

I'm pretty sure it is

[maimer4ever]

ill throw shit at you

[solace-of-the-sun]

.....meanie :(

[maimer4ever]

suck it

[solace-of-the-sun]

I only suck one thing 🙂

[maimer4ever]

oh yeah? whats that, your thumb?

[solace-of-the-sun]

Nope.. 😏 he pops the 'p' sound

[maimer4ever]

yeah, you popped the p... with your thumb

[maimer4ever]

i go back to camp for literally one weekend and someone is already screaming and on fire WHAT THE FUCK???

[solace-of-the-sun]

Did you expect otherwise?

[maimer4ever]

well no, but thats not the point sunny boy

[solace-of-the-sun]

I'm pretty sure it is

[maimer4ever]

ill throw shit at you

[solace-of-the-sun]

.....meanie :(

[maimer4ever]

suck it

[solace-of-the-sun]

I only suck one thing 🙂

[maimer4ever]

oh yeah? whats that, your thumb?

[maimer4ever]

i go back to camp for literally one weekend and someone is already screaming and on fire WHAT THE FUCK???

[solace-of-the-sun]

Did you expect otherwise?

[maimer4ever]

well no, but thats not the point sunny boy

[solace-of-the-sun]

I'm pretty sure it is

[maimer4ever]

ill throw shit at you

[solace-of-the-sun]

.....meanie :(

[maimer4ever]

suck it

[maimer4ever]

i go back to camp for literally one weekend and someone is already screaming and on fire WHAT THE FUCK???

[solace-of-the-sun]

Did you expect otherwise?

[maimer4ever]

well no, but thats not the point sunny boy

[solace-of-the-sun]

I'm pretty sure it is

[maimer4ever]

ill throw shit at you

[maimer4ever]

i go back to camp for literally one weekend and someone is already screaming and on fire WHAT THE FUCK???

[solace-of-the-sun]

Did you expect otherwise?

[maimer4ever]

well no, but thats not the point sunny boy

[maimer4ever]

[she hears loud drunken yelling by her cabin, someone vomits in the bush]

@the-great-emperor-commodus

mother fucker why are yall like this?

[maimer4ever]

i go back to camp for literally one weekend and someone is already screaming and on fire WHAT THE FUCK???

[unlicensed-field-medic]

Yeah, that'll happen. But I think burning people screaming is pretty normal to be fair. It'd be weirder if they were silent

[maimer4ever]

okay yeah camp being completely silent is somehow more terrifying than people screaming, but seriously why have they got to scream so loud I'm trying to sleep man

[unlicensed-field-medic]

Literally just get used to it? Arent you a head counselor is your cabin not also always full of- well maybe not singing but screaming anyway

[maimer4ever]

dude i stepped down from being a head counsellor like a year and a half ago bc I went to college, and idk whats changed since I left but at least when I was still at camp regularly people respected sleep

then again i could have just been more used to the noise

[maimer4ever]

i go back to camp for literally one weekend and someone is already screaming and on fire WHAT THE FUCK???

[unlicensed-field-medic]

Yeah, that'll happen. But I think burning people screaming is pretty normal to be fair. It'd be weirder if they were silent

[maimer4ever]

okay yeah camp being completely silent is somehow more terrifying than people screaming, but seriously why have they got to scream so loud I'm trying to sleep man

[maimer4ever]

i go back to camp for literally one weekend and someone is already screaming and on fire WHAT THE FUCK???

[mentallyunstablequeen101]

Reblog to petition to give Will solace a gun

Need this to be canon immediately

[solace-of-the-sun]

That's what I've been saying

@seaweed-brain-official @goat-boi-official @wise-girl-official @gems-and-jewels @maimer4ever @blonde-superman-official @reyna4ever @rachel-elizabeth-dare-official @beauty-queen-official @nico-ghostking @bad-boy-supreme-official @quinntheapollodaughter @pine-tree1

[maimer4ever]

sweet fuck you scare me, but whatever. only if you do all the proper training and safety tho

[solace-of-the-sun]

I will make patients STAY IN THE INFIRMARY WHEN THEY'VE GOT A BROKEN BONE

[maimer4ever]

i mean look, technically as a medical (not so) professional, you cant actually make anyone do anything, but i guess you can strongly advise they listen but hey.

(i swear to the gods though, just remember gun safety)

[mentallyunstablequeen101]

Reblog to petition to give Will solace a gun

Need this to be canon immediately

[solace-of-the-sun]

That's what I've been saying

@seaweed-brain-official @goat-boi-official @wise-girl-official @gems-and-jewels @maimer4ever @blonde-superman-official @reyna4ever @rachel-elizabeth-dare-official @beauty-queen-official @nico-ghostking @bad-boy-supreme-official @quinntheapollodaughter @pine-tree1

[maimer4ever]

sweet fuck you scare me, but whatever. only if you do all the proper training and safety tho

[solace-of-the-sun]

"Will..?"

- @micheal-yew-backfromthe-dead

M-Micheal.... his voice cracks

[micheal-yew-backfromthe-dead]

"Hey.."

[solace-of-the-sun]

y-you died.... I watched you die

[micheal-yew-backfromthe-dead]

"Yea, I know- I.."

[solace-of-the-sun]

It's clear he's about to break down crying

[micheal-yew-backfromthe-dead]

He hugs him

[solace-of-the-sun]

You died, I watched you die he sobs

[micheal-yew-backfromthe-dead]

"I don't know how I'm here- but I'm back.."

[solace-of-the-sun]

He hugs him tightly don't die. Not again

[micheal-yew-backfromthe-dead]

"I won't.. now how about you catch me up? What's happened since I left?"

[solace-of-the-sun]

Umm... I... he wipes his tears I got a boyfriend

[micheal-yew-backfromthe-dead]

"Oh? May i know who?"

[solace-of-the-sun]

The lil emo kid who ran away.....

[micheal-yew-backfromthe-dead]

"..his name was Nico right? He seemed nice. If he hurts you at all I will shoot an arrow at him"

[solace-of-the-sun]

Yeah, him.... Don't hurt him please

What else.... Uhhhh.... Dad became mortal for a bit

[micheal-yew-backfromthe-dead]

"Dad.. what? Im scared to ask why..?"

[solace-of-the-sun]

His Roman oracle caused another war

Oh yeah, we had another war and found out the Romans were still around

I went to Tartarus too

[micheal-yew-backfromthe-dead]

"Oh-"

"Thats- that's cool?"

"What."

[solace-of-the-sun]

Yeah, Percy went missing and then it turned out that Hera stole him, wiped his memories and sent him to the Romans

[micheal-yew-backfromthe-dead]

"..that honestly doesn't surprise me- wait. Are him and Annabeth finally dating?"

[solace-of-the-sun]

Oh yeah, that happened

I won 50 drachmas from that

[micheal-yew-backfromthe-dead]

"Took them long enough"

"Could I maybe.. meet some of your friends?"

[solace-of-the-sun]

Oh, yeah

Idiots, assemble

@seaweed-brain-official @goat-boi-official @wise-girl-official @gems-and-jewels @maimer4ever @blonde-superman-official @reyna4ever @rachel-elizabeth-dare-official @beauty-queen-official @nico-ghostking @bad-boy-supreme-official @quinntheapollodaughter @pine-tree1

[maimer4ever]

holy shit...

[maimer4ever]

yo clarrise whos micheal?? i asked will and he started crying - @bad-boy-supreme-official

how tf have you been at camp this long without finding this out?

He was one of Will's older brothers, went MIA in the battle of manhattan, and well, we haven't found him so you can probably guess what happened

[bad-boy-supreme-official]

yall keep forgetting i wasnt here for that manattan war or whatever AND NO ONE TELLS ME WHO THE HELL LUKE IS oh- oh shit damn... that really sucks yo, you should go check up on will im not good with emotions and all that stuff or like organic life in general but he seems kinda upset

[quinntheapollodaughter]

I will.

Also.. Luke.. even I don't want to talk about him.

[bad-boy-supreme-official]

thanks quinn THATS WHAT EVERYONE SAYS WHY ARE PEOPLE SO UPSET BY A FUCKING SKYWALKER RIP-OFF

[maimer4ever]

he was a fucking asshole

[bad-boy-supreme-official]

thanks. that completely answers my question. 😑

[maimer4ever]

Look Valdez, im seriously the wrong fucking person to ask about who that fucking asshole was, Okay.

[bad-boy-supreme-official]

sheesh- fine chill