Believe True Things and not False Things

May from the Flowers, or lipu Maje. Cat. Aspiring aspirer. Still precocious, but it's marginal.

[geyfrog]

For the purposes of this blog what should my pronouns be (battle of champions ver)

she/he | he/she/they (or rearrangement)

ae/aer

she/her

it/its

Voting ended onDec 6, 2024

[geyfrog]

Chat this is not a decision

[geyfrog]

My old blog was terminated, help me find my mutuals!

Transphobic Tumblr staff nuked my blog and my only source of income, please reblog to help me out!! My old blog was pjackk. If you ever enjoyed my work seriusly im in a rough spot right now if U can spare a handle of gin or smthing i know noibody even likes me but for real i need some help right.now

[femmenietzsche]

Look when I bet $100 on Kalshi that you "weren't gonna make it" I was merely hedging against how sad I would be in that case. If anything it's a sign of how much I care

[pissvortex]

Yeah don’t worry bro they got a spot just for you

[iamaine]

it's important to have your own unique door knock so people know it's you. a knock consists of stressed knocks, unstressed knocks and silences. as the creator of this system and thus the first person to note down my knock, i will claim the knock consisting of only silences (it's a zero-based index). Now would you please answer the door

[fragariavescana]

But *how many* silences does it consist of? How do I know it is you, rather than somebody who refrains from knocking on the door a different number of times?

[ceausescue]

it can be shown without too much work that the trivial knock is precisely the knock which, concatenated with itself, is unchanged

[geyfrog]

By walking the landlord through the apartment and pointing out every minor, non-infractable scratch and dent (which amounted to $100 of security deposit, wasn’t even one I pointed out, whatever) and profusely apologizing for the mess, I managed to prevent him from noticing the cracked window pane and missing countertop replaced with a sheet of plastic

[geyfrog]

Yeah man that countertop was always like that. The sheet of plastic says Mitsubishi on the back because they, uh, got into making tables.

[geyfrog]

By walking the landlord through the apartment and pointing out every minor, non-infractable scratch and dent (which amounted to $100 of security deposit, wasn’t even one I pointed out, whatever) and profusely apologizing for the mess, I managed to prevent him from noticing the cracked window pane and missing countertop replaced with a sheet of plastic

[rylusussy]

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[geyfrog]

elf images google

Saddest 3 word story

[pjackk]

Please pray that the Lord restores my Gindr chats!

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i have in my heart an intense desire to buy clothes

[max1461]

women be schopenhauer moment anyway yeah buying clothes is great only shitty thing about it is thatg it decreases your money

[max1461]

economists widely observe that if you have d dollars and you purchase p dollars worth of clothes you will be left with

(1) d - p

dollars in your wallet. this is considered a robust and well evidenced result, to the dismay of many

[max1461]

some have suggested the federal reserve cahnge it so that it's

(1) sqrt(d - p)

and this would improve the lives of shoppers everywhere. but theres counterarguments

[geyfrog]

I dated a straight girl once (well, she was at the time) it was nooooot worth it

[geyfrog]

Is it okay for a girl to bring her straight girlfriend to pride