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I love crime sorciere, like, so much - they're all my children. Anyways, i mostly post incorrect fairy tail quotes, because i love them-

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Jellal: you can trust me

Sawyer: I've been in forests less shady than you.

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Ok but i ship Cana x Lucy so hard, ngl.

Also, hate me all you want, but i seriously hate juvia. She straight up stalks Gray - and makes him visibly uncomfortable at first. The two of them becoming cannon annoyed me so much.

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Loke, introducing lyon: Have you met my ex-boyfriend-

Lyon: Loke! Stop saying that!

Lyon: hi im his husband

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My sins are too many and varied to repent. And frankly, I intend to continue sinning so I won’t waste your time.

Loke, probably

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Mest: So you're saying that by sharing with others I can make their lives better?

Lahar: Exactly!

Mest: I don't buy it

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Mest: Let me tell my joke! You can't say 'Come in' like the last time! Do it properly!

Lahar: Okay.

Mest: knock knock

Lahar: Come in

Mest:

Mest: alright you motherfu-

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Jellal: You're rude

Erik: Wow. You're like a detective or something.

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Ultear: Ruining people's lives? I do that all the time.

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[drunk] Jellal: Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets?

Erik: at the moment, I'm not even sure if there's intelligent life in this room

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Loke: What do you call a gay person burning?

Loke: LGBBQ

Lyon:

Lyon: it's 3am just go to sleep

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[texting]

Gray: Bring me pizza and we can snuggle and watch Netflix.

Natsu: Are you asking for Netflix&Chill~?

Gray: I'm asking for pizza and dick

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Sting: how did you know I was gunna propose to you?

Rouge: yukino hasn't been able to look at me for the past month without crying.

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Erik: Can I be frank with you guys?

Jellal: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is going to help-

Macbeth: Can I still be Macbeth?

Meredy: I am the great Meredy.

Jellal: Shhh, everyone. Let Frank speak.

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Gray: I can't believe all these people with no shirts on. Having no shirt was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be 'cool'. They're all posers

Lyon: Gray, I can't stress this enough - we are at a pool.