Runaway Heir

Dependant Gravstuck John Egbert. just a guy trying to make a buck and stay alive! (some NSFW content so 18+ only please!) Current M!A: none! send one in!

[mkaiser323]

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

[iamdone9]

Being a dick even to demons

[diavno]

the iconic pose throughout the year ™

[dsudis]

Also a chronology of Steve Rogers Being Too Old For This Shit.

[sassyshoulderangel319]

Pretty sure I drove through Night Vale on my way home tonight.

“We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen,” said the radio announcer. “We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” a different voice cut in. “Some of our best friends are…” *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* “… corn.”

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s just how living in the mid west be

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

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GT: hey so, uh…did you…hear about what happened to roxy? GT: i know it was on the news but…

[asaforestonfire]

TG: o hey johnny TG: no what happened?

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

GT: there…there was a crash when she was out on a job. the whole ship was lost. the only thing they found was her eye.

[asaforestonfire]

TG: O TG: r u ok?

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

GT: i’m...alive. GT: doing jobs through mindfang right now to keep casey going.

[goawfma]

loki BEEN pansexual and genderfluid 

[slavicgalpal-deactivated2018011]

let 👏 bisexual 👏 girls 👏 love 👏 boys

[pomegranat-deactivated20170905]

what

[smellie-bongwater]

LET 👏 BISEXUAL 👏 GIRLS 👏 LOVE 👏 BOYS

[pomegranat-deactivated20170905]

who’s stopping them

[mouthgurl5]

Lesbians who say they’ll never date a girl that has touched a man. People that say bi girls will cheat because they’re bi. There’s so much biphobia not only with straight people, but in the gay community

[g0dtier]

my lesbian friends who told me they were “high-key disappointed” when i started dating a cishet boy. my ex girlfriend who asked me “wait weren’t you gay” and then when i explained i was bi went “um. ew lol”. the whole “gold star lesbian” bullshit. can we face the biphobia in the lgbt community instead of shoving it under the rug lol

[rosesastrology]

I’ve seen and reblogged this for the boy version as well, so it’s only fair if I do it for girls as well!!

[coffinsincrimson]

LET 👏 GIRLS 👏 LOVE 👏 WHOEVER 👏 THEY 👏 LOVE

[gzeidraws]

[monarchspaddle]

ghost-on-the-wind replied to your post: If anyone has questions about my services, my…

wait, what kind of services?

vV Discipline! Vv I’m officially licenced by the Empire as a disciplinarian. Best on the planet!

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

okay, that…does not tell me a whole lot, honestly. like, what does that entail? do you give people stern lectures, or shoot them?

[monarchspaddle]

No, no, no shooting! I’m specifically hired for minor crimes, ones that don’t warrant a death sentence. The actual sentence from the Empire is usually just a spanking, but I offer private sessions for more than that! Including:

1. Scrubbing out filthy mouths with a bar of soap. 2. Spending some time with your nose in a corner. 3. Writing out lines. 4. Semi-public humiliation, usually a beating with witnesses. 5. Sometimes, rarely, keyholder services for chastity.

But I sometimes take requests for more unconventional punishments! Just don’t ask me to pail you.

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

...huh. that's... definitely not what i expected to hear. i had no idea the empire did that sort of stuff.

[weirdlandtv]

Alternative human evolution. Illustration by French artist Lucien Rudaux, 1930s.

[malaise-forever-deactivated2018]

that’s just an Australian

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

@rozjackal

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

John you suck.

...do i know you?

[monarchspaddle]

ghost-on-the-wind replied to your post: If anyone has questions about my services, my…

wait, what kind of services?

vV Discipline! Vv I’m officially licenced by the Empire as a disciplinarian. Best on the planet!

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

okay, that...does not tell me a whole lot, honestly. like, what does that entail? do you give people stern lectures, or shoot them?

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Send “Risqué” for a NSFW situation between our muses

I’ll generate a number to find the situation our muses end up in

Weiterlesen

[anathaeum]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Whoa man

[rpmemetic]

✯ STEAMED HAMS BUT IT’S AN RP SENTENCE STARTERS MEME

↪ A list of SENTENCES from The Simpsons - steamed hams meme, to be used and changed however you see fit.

❝ well, _____, i made it… despite your directions. ❞ ❝ ah, _____! welcome! i hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! ❞ ❝ uhh… ❞ ❝ oh egads, my roast is ruined! but what if… i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? ❞ ❝ oh ho ho ho ho… delightfully devilish, _____!  ❞ ❝ _____ with his crazy explanations. ❞ ❝ _____’s gonna need his medication, when he hears _____’s lame exaggerations. ❞ ❝ there’ll be trouble in town tonight! ❞ ❝ _____! ❞ ❝ _____, i was just, uh… just stretching my calves on the windowsill. isometric exercise! care to join me? ❞ ❝ why is there smoke coming out of your oven, _____? ❞ ❝ uhh… no! that isn’t smoke. it’s steam. steam from the steamed clams we’re having! mmm… steamed clams! ❞ ❝ _____, i hope you’re ready for mouthwatering hamburgers! ❞ ❝ i thought we were having steamed clams. ❞ ❝ d'oh, no. i said steamed hams! that’s what i call hamburgers! ❞ ❝ you call hamburgers ‘steamed hams?’ ❞ ❝ yes. it’s a regional dialect! ❞ ❝ uh-huh… uh, what region? ❞ ❝ uhh… upstate _____. ❞ ❝ really? well, i’m from _____, and i’ve never heard anyone use the phrase ‘steamed hams.’ ❞ ❝ oh, not in _____, no. it’s an _____ expression. ❞ ❝ i see. ❞ ❝ you know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at _____. ❞ ❝ oh ho ho ho… no, patented _____ burgers. old family recipe. ❞ ❝ for steamed hams? ❞ ❝ yes. ❞ ❝ yeah, so you call them ‘steamed hams’ despite the fact they are obviously grilled. ❞ ❝ ye- hey- you know, the- one thing i should- excuse me for one second. ❞ ❝ of course. ❞ ❝ well, that was wonderful. a good time was had by all, i’m pooped. ❞ ❝ yes, i should be- good lord, what is happening in there!? ❞ ❝ aurora borealis? ❞ ❝ uh- aurora borealis!? at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!? ❞ ❝ yes! ❞ ❝ may i see it? ❞ ❝ no. ❞ ❝ _____, the house is on fire! ❞ ❝ no, mother—it’s just the northern lights! ❞ ❝ well, _____, you are an odd fellow, but i must say… you steam a good ham. ❞ ❝ help! help! ❞

[monarchspaddle]

I don’t know what that species is, but they look cute. Kinda squishy and delicate, but cute!

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

which species are you talking about?

[monarchspaddle]

I’m not completely sure!

They have pale pink skin, and no horns. Dull teeth, too, and I don’t see any claws.

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

… uh, you mean humans? like me?

[monarchspaddle]

Looking at your profile picture, you look the same, yes.

vV You look adorable! Vv

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

oh, uh, thanks? sorry, i always forget that my universe tends to be the weird one. i'm sure you're cute too!

[monarchspaddle]

I don’t know what that species is, but they look cute. Kinda squishy and delicate, but cute!

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

which species are you talking about?

[monarchspaddle]

I’m not completely sure!

They have pale pink skin, and no horns. Dull teeth, too, and I don’t see any claws.

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

... uh, you mean humans? like me?