garfield

oozey mess
Three Goblin Art
sheepfilms
hello vonnie
occasionally subtle
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor

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Xuebing Du

tannertan36
styofa doing anything
Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@ghostpaskillah
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"SWALLA" BY JASON DERULO, NICKI MINAJ, AND TY DOLLA $IGN, AS PERFORMED BY A MIRTHFUL COURT JESTER:
🎶yippie yippie yay🎵
🎵yippie yay yippie ya 🎶
🔔BELLS🔔
🎶ha ha ha ha! 🎵
who is this. who are you. leave me alone
Marshall fucking Mathers.
This is proof that I'm fmaous anywhere. I can hit up some shmuck on tumblr asks and there I am. Name in lights. Lit up like a matinay. Are you proud of my, mom? I'm GOING places tonight. First? The blog of "qaulzaxes", next? World.
who is this. who are you. leave me alone
Marshall fucking Mathers.
Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.
I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.
Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.
Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.
Goodbye, Homosapiens
Monogamous sluttage
WAITER: have you chosen your dish yet, sir?
THE MUSICAL CURSE: oOoo yea i could really shimmy shimmy swalla a lala-lobster right now >:)
ME: (already mastered the art of masking and repression): oOoo yeah ahem yeah i could swallow a lobster please and thank you :)
donkey cong ball vore in The new hit game banana blitz hd
alright class, tonight we're gonna child paint with hands:
kid names clarence thomas:
*mickey mouse voice* "bazinga"
going to hot topic after hours to bag evil goth animatronics
#goth #freddyfazbearpleasesteponme
me for real
is this twitter 2
#woke
do they still have porn here
gimme
do they still have porn here
hello butch of bridge lane
that is my name and only call me that from now only