ghost quotes

✨ quotes from 2 roommates & occasionally their friends ✨ a lot of these are about our cat there is also a lobster

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Introduction :)

welcome to ghost quotes!

the place where two roommates can put all the weirdest things that they (and sometimes their friends) say.

for the last 2 years we have just written these on the white board in the entryway of our apartment. but now, we have decided to subject tumblr to our ridiculousness.

also there is a lobster.

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“i am going to platonically get my rocks off to being seen as helpful.”

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“oh and now she is sucking her dick on the roof of the costco”

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“we’re in a polycule with the garbage “

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*roommate using a wide shallow dish to hold her cookie-dunking milk so that it’s easier to dip*

“this is why you’re 3rd or 4th girlfriend material.”

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“you-hoo! big summer crash out.”

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“you’re the secretariat of dating”

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“i don’t think ranch would go good with a credit card, fry sauce on the other hand—”

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“chekhov’s involuntary abortion”

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“it wasn’t a ‘girl’ of judgement! it was a ‘girl’ of ‘me too’ 🙂‍↕️.”

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“swarovski crystal minion guantanamo bay.”

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“i’m the parking queen, young and sweet, only 24.”

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“excel is kinda like a wild horse, once you understand each other it’s really beautiful.”

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“engineers can still enjoy a sunset”

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“i don’t remember i was drunk out of my balls.”

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“a white onion of questionable age”

“that’s what they called me in college”

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“is it woke to use the word ‘chief’ still?”