I AM AN INNOCENT MAN

[drobotfromskylanders]

I HAVE BEEN THINKING

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

NO MORE!!!!!!!

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

I SMELL LIKE STRAIGHT UP TURKEY JERKY RN

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

I JUST SANK MY ARMS INTO A POT OF SCALDING CHICKEN SOUP AS FAR AS THEY COULD GO AND NOBODY GAVE A FUCK

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

THEY MAKE ME EAT ALL MY FOOD OFF THE FLOOR CUZ I'M A WORTHLESS DOG

[skylanders-where-landers-are-not]

Could you put a random Skylander in the NYC Subway system?

he's got places to go

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

THEY'RE TAKING ME AWAY

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

I EAT 15 TO 30 SPIDERS A NIGHT

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

What kind of ghost do you like to roast? Are they good on toast?

YOU HAVE TO SQUEEZE THEM REALLY HARD TILL THEY SCREAM AND BEG AND LIQUIFY THEN YOU CAN PUT IT ON TOAST I EAT IT WHEN I FEEL LIKE BURYING MYSELF ALIVE

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

I DON'T PUT PEOPLE IN SOUP

[drobotfromskylanders]

MY SON IS GONE

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

I DID NOT PUT HIM IN A SOUP

[drobotfromskylanders]

YOU WHAT

YOU CANT DO THAT

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

I SAID I DID NOT. WHY DOES NOBODY BELIEVE ME

[drobotfromskylanders]

MY SON IS GONE

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

I DID NOT PUT HIM IN A SOUP

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

I WAS BITING THE SKIN OFF A TANGERINE AND SINKING MY BIG UGLY TEETH IN IT AND GETTING JUICE ALL OVER MY BONES AND EVERYWHERE AND CHILL LOOKED AT ME LIKE I DESERVED TO DIE SHE WAS RIGHT

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

goat roaster hi again

should i make a drobot blog

DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

yes ghost roaster from skalanders you sre ghost roasterv from skylanders but werent you like blue snd stuff abd also youre so skinny and gaunt what have you been eating mr. roaster yoou need your vegetables

I EAT THE TURNIPS THAT MAKE YOU UNLOVABLE AND DISGUSTING

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

WE TRIED CUTTING THE CHAIN OFF BUT WHEN FRYNO TRIED TUGGING IT FROM MY SPINAL CORD I FELT MY BRAIN STEM JERK DOWNWARDS

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

hey goat roaster

i fucked that up

okay you’re goat roaster now

THEY DON'T LET ME DO THAT ANYMORE

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

why arnt you blue

I'M GHOST ROASTER FROM SKYLANDERS

[ghostroasterfromskylanders]

YKNOW I LIKE CARROTS AND SANDWICHES TOO BUT WHATEVER OK