【❛❀ there's ghost in my vodka!

john lalonde ↓ old enough ↓ somewhere at some place ↓ (under con.)

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i have an ic blog for violet from ahs @thisisbeingsocial

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❝ life is great except for when it isn’t and then you’re just like oh. okay. ❞

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I still can’t remember the friends I had last I was on here, granted it was over four months ago - I remember Roxy, because there was a moment of a weakness there. And someone who was a movie director, and oh yes, who could forget the Dirk I spoke with - the few of them, actually. 

But it’s just weird!! because now I have to remeet people and that’s no fun.

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john

alright good.

damn right it’s a fucking great thing. like one of the greatest things i’ve ever experienced holy shit. and i thought for sure the answer was going to be a werewolf but man am i pleasantly surprised.

do you tell puns to everybody or am i just special? (;K

You’re special, in this case at least. :p

Most times when I’m like ‘hey lmao wanna here a joke’ there’s an overall collective sigh. It’s nice sometimes to know my puns have gotten this far into the minds and hearts of my friends - to the point where they look like they’d rather shoot me than hear a joke.

What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.

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Why does she insist on wearing her sunglasses inside.

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coluring

how does NASA organise a birthday party? they PLANET

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john

alright cool, cool. good to know. sorry if i made you uncomfortable by having you label it just then.

it’s way too late for being careful now. like literally i’ve heard a lot'a puns in my time but the ones you keep saying aren’t ones i’ve heard. it’s fucking fantastic honestly. i’m gon'a have to save ‘em all to memorize for later.

d u d e.

oh no, you’re fine, don’t worry!

i suppose that’s a very good thing then, yes?

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber.

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// David Bowie [1947-2016] //

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kingsoflion

zac: *won’t attend to HSM 10 year anniversary reunion*

me: 

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worried starters

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trigger warnings apply! ( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

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john.

and a half you say? so are you like just a little gay or? cause for the record i’m totally gay like ain’t even gon'a try to deny that shit.

oh fuck. you’re stealing my heart here john. these are all puns i’ve never heard before. i’m literally dying right now. i’m swooning. i’m dying and swooning simultaneously.

everyone here is gay, that’s what i’ve come to find. i don’t like to label it, but i guess im bisexual. 

swooning and dying? gee, careful there, buddy.

What is the Karate experts favorite beverage? Kara-tea.

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Send me an ‘✎’ and I’ll try to draw your muse the best I can.

Or send ‘␦’ for a completely horrible and half-assed drawing of your muse.

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bless low quality photos

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like for a face to face starter ! !

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unfollowing a lot of ppl jsut bc i cant really remember who is who and who went where and im confused,,,,

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attemptingsurvival

when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed