i hope you get killed in a drive-by

b. i'm always down for a nap and i really dig the sound of dogs chewing crackers.

[luvcoure-deactivated20190424]

a list of “it’s always sunny” lines that made me laugh at inconvenient times

i do a back flip every single day of my life

BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN

your hair looks small

dee you gangly, uncoordinated bitch. i am not getting hogtied due to your lack of grace

i want you to get off with me

did you fuck my fucking mom, santa claus?!

the ‘psycho pete returns’ intro 

WILD CARD, BITCHES

what do you think is happening right now?!

MY MOMMY, MY MOMMY’S A SKELETON

“dude, do you have a boner right now?” “shut up, man, don’t ruin this for me.”

ghouls

i will set you on fire like the last bitch that crossed me

DON’T BRING JAMIE NELSON INTO THIS

hello fellow american. this you should vote me. i leave power. good. thank you, thank you. if you vote me, I’m hot. taxes, they’ll be lower… son. the democratic vote is the right thing to do philadelphia, so do.

[nematophila-deactivated20160907]

oh shit there’s stickers

give me money. money me. money now. me a money needing a lot now.

i’m wearing a mesh shirt and it’s totally sweet

did somebody get addicted to crack?

YOU’RE EATING THE DOG

[alwayssunnyin-la]

•(I’m not fat) I’m cultivating mass •how bout a can of wine? •[PEPE SILVIA RANT] •you know what?! high school sucks. I’m gonna go to the bathroom, find stuff to huff and get high •some old boner gives me attitude I’m gonna spit in his face •I stepped infront of a bus and it missed me. I can’t even get a bus to hit on me •GOOOOOODDD DAAAAMMN IT! if you don’t have car insurance you better have dental ‘cause I’m gonna smash your teeth into dust! • I’ll eat your babies bitch •why don’t you shut your fat little monkey face and hold the bad •your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion •you are abusive and you smell like warm meat •what is up with hulk hogans hair, it’s blond but silken like that of a Chinese man •I’m Andy, I’m a magical bean farmer! • or I’d get a banana and stick it up some guys ass and be like “ heeeeey banana ass how you doin?” •WHAT THE SHIT?!?! •now theoretically speaking guthner, would I be able to slaughter a room full of innocent people with that weapon? •oh I could get you another cat. yea. they’re starting to follow me these days • I got really wasted I must have climbed a tree! •I’M WEARING CLOTHES NOW BITCH •I got my magnum condoms, I got my was of hundreds, I’m ready to plow!

[-somerhalder]

[bobbyflayfetish]

food network discourse

all the food network hosts are put into an arena which one walks out alive

[foodntwk]

Alex tbh and she’s walk out covered in blood and an eyebrow quirked. no one ever knows how she did it and anytime anyone asks her she just smirks and you know not to push any further

[valkubanging]

[nickrobinsson]

[bjkaling]

Five Photos on my Phone, Chosen at Random

Diwali, 2014: I SHIP THEM SO HARD

[dayman]

[greggaraki]

Chaos is order yet undeciphered .

Enemy | 2013 | Denis Villeneuve 

[theavengers]

[brendonsmall-deactivated2022090]

[ilyone]

I just read this article about how RDJ pushed for more screentime and had Cap3 changed from a proper sequel to the Winter Soldier to Civil War. So, to quote the article “ The smart money was on a third film focusing on the Winter Soldier’s rehabilitation: a redemption arc for Bucky Barnes and closure for Steve Rogers. (…) So if Civil War turns out to be an unsatisfying conclusion to The Winter Soldier, fans have an all-too pragmatic explanation to blame: Robert Downey Jr.’s contract negotiations.”

I don’t thank you for being so close in character to Tony Stark that you don’t know when it’s time to take a step back and let the others shine, Mr Downey Jr. Iron Man is an interesting character, but he already has the most screen time in the MCU, between his own movies and his huge lead role in the Avengers movies. I’m mad that screen time had to be taken from characters who deserved a proper development. 

[grrrenadine]

the Pigeon Boys

(i have this weird fascination with drawing the Gang as kids/teens. help me)

[darrylwhitefeather]

this is so sweet oh my god

[sseureki]

oh, i meant it as a compliment.

[greggaraki]

im these gays who showed up specifically to see velma

[micdotcom]

There’s a reason 68% of sexual assaults go unreported — perpetrators almost never answer for their crimes, and instead of justice, victims often get skepticism, scrutiny and abuse for coming forward. Ronan Farrow addresses this issue in a new column for The Hollywood Reporter Wednesday — specifically referring to his father, Woody Allen.

[valsdas]

“In fact, when my sister first decided to speak out, she had gone to multiple newspapers — most wouldn’t touch her story. An editor at the Los Angeles Times sought to publish her letter with an accompanying, deeply fact-checked timeline of events, but his bosses killed it before it ran. The editor called me, distraught, since I’d written for them in the past. There were too many relationships at stake. It was too hot for them. He fought hard for it. (Reached by The Hollywood Reporter, a spokesperson for the Los Angeles Times said the decision not to publish was made by the Opinion editors.)

When The New York Times ultimately ran my sister’s story in 2014, it gave her 936 words online, embedded in an article with careful caveats. Nicholas Kristof, the Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter and advocate for victims of sexual abuse, put it on his blog.

Soon afterward, the Times gave her alleged attacker twice the space — and prime position in the print edition, with no caveats or surrounding context. It was a stark reminder of how differently our press treats vulnerable accusers and powerful men who stand accused.” (x)

[jumex]