LILO AND STITCH (2002) PROMPTS
* assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary
i prefer to be called "evil genius."
you're built to destroy. you can never belong.
i am the one they call when things go wrong... and things have indeed gone wrong.
this is my family. i found it all on my own. it's little and broken, but it's still good.
this is you. this is your badness level. it's unusually high for someone your size. we have to fix that.
did you catch fire again?
don't worry. she likes your butt and fancy hair. i know. i read her diary.
family means nobody gets left behind.
my experiments are only theoretical, completely within legal boundaries.
what is that monstrosity?
you shouldn't play with guns.
trust me, this is not gonna end well.
you're making this harder than it needs to be.
it is an affront to nature. it must be destroyed.
show us that there is something inside you that is good.
so relax. enjoy the trip, and don't get any ideas.
they won't shoot anyone but you.
deadly force authorized. fire on sight! i repeat - fire on sight!
am i to assume you are the expert?
landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic.
i'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
maybe we should call your sister.
does this look infected to you?
you are so finished when i get in there.
are you going to invite me in?
i thought we could sit out here and talk.
you left the stove on while you were out?
did you ever kill anyone?
i'm adjusted. i eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street.
let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself.
in case you're wondering. this did not go well.
you have three days to change my mind.
at least a rabbit would behave better than you.
hey, i brought you some pizza in case you were hungry.
we're a broken family, aren't we?
i'll tell you what. if you promise not to fight anymore, i promise not to yell at you... except on special occasions.
this is low, even for you!
you can't shoot, and you can't be seen!
you know, you wreck everything you touch. why not try and make something for a change?
no more caffeine for you.
elvis presley was a model citizen.
this is the face of romance.
you have no idea how badly i need this job.
i would have expected you back by now.
i really believed they had a chance. then you came along.
your incompetence is nothing short of unspeakable.
don't run. don't make me shoot you.
so you're from outer space, huh?
