so perfect and pure and gynecologically demure

30s - she/they - boring attractive person

[gigglesnortbangdead]

i want to be loved so bad but i will also accept being killed with a big rock

[rslashrats]

[bongjoonhoe]

The Cremator (1969) dir. Juraj Herz

[dailycatsblog]

[supergameboytwo]

[supergameboytwo]

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[innerchildabortionclinic]

let sunday's pregnancy birth a long successful week

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[contemptible-scoundrel]

haaah? what the hell is this? some sort of damn beast... it's kind of badass

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Name: Dopped Snuffler

Type: Forest/Shadow

Powers: Dig, Truffle Find, Radiant Death Flare

Catchphrase: "snrrf..!"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

damn... he's some stone cold mother fucker huh? kind of a badass... wouldnt want to cross him on a bad day

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[king-the-pathetic]

I

Love

Him

[king-the-pathetic]

Stop saying that my son looks like a tragic backstory wife 😭

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[manypersons]

What creature is this?

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

Fuck your entire life

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[mrspizzle]

I’m actually fucking dying

[3rd-r8-watrbendr]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache

[snoopylovessoup]

[pmamtraveller]

Joe L’Estrange - Old Cat Walking