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@gilgameshtheconsumerofreality
I am GILGAMESH, THE CONSUMER OF REALITY
I am 27 YEARS OLD and WORK AT GAMESTOP but my REAL PASSION is DESTROYING REALITY AS WE KNOW IT. IT/HE/ROT PRONOUNS PLEASE.
my POKEMON are:
GRASS G.O.A.T.
DEMON DOG
SIN FISH
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// silly edgy pkmnirl villain. possible high stakes but he's really lame so don't worry
she gilgin on my mesh till my enki do
you know what sure
A QUARTER COKE AND QUARTER SPRITE
THIS DRINK ACTUALLY TASTES ALRIGHT
THE OTHER HALF OF GINGER ALE
ADD LEAF OF MINT OR YOU WILL FAIL
FRESH GILGAMESH IT'S SWEET AND LIGHT
"FRESH GILGAMESH" — GESUNDHEIT!
ONE THIRD COKE AND ONE THIRD COKE
I THINK THAT'S JUST TWO THIRDS COKE
TOP IT OFF WITH ONE THIRD COKE
THIS DRINK IS JUST THREE THIRDS COKE
COKE GILGAMESH IT IS JUST COKE
IT TASTES GOOD IF YOU LIKE COKE
none of those words are in the epic of gilgamesh
THINKING OF COMMITTING SOME VILE DEEDS LATER. PERHAPS SOME HEINOUS ACTS EVEN. IT’S HARD WORK BEING A PROFESSIONAL HATER.
hi mx gilgamesh in preparation for spooky season: do you like pumpkin spice
its kind if LAME AND OVERDONE but yes.
i am STEALING NINTENDO DS GAMES from GAMESTOP.
Fuck yeah. Based. Do they have Grass Types vs Zombies there?
NOT ANYMORE
FUCK YEAH GRASS TYPES VS ZOMBIES FOR THE DS MY BELOVED
it's MINE -and you CAN'T HAVE IT
i am STEALING NINTENDO DS GAMES from GAMESTOP.
Fuck yeah. Based. Do they have Grass Types vs Zombies there?
NOT ANYMORE
i am STEALING NINTENDO DS GAMES from GAMESTOP.
Let's all go to McDonald's and ask if they have the White Gilgamesh. The spirit of Enkidu will rise up from the underworld and with his rage rend the sky in two, cause mountains to shiver away in fear, dry up the canals and marshes, and split the earth into a thousand canyons!
the gilgamesh burger, the patty of which is of course 2/3 wagyu beef and 1/3 pork
i will never escape my fate. but you are a poet regardless
(@sun-shooter)
Um. Am I doing this "blog" correctly?
I was also informed that I need an outfit? What colors does our "team" have?
oh yes. OUR colors. the colors of the PRISMA PUNKS of which i am a MEMBER. well its BLACK LIKE YOUR SOUL and RED LIKE THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES. anyways you need to bring me your SACRED PLATE OF ARCEUS for inspection.
Need you to understand, my friends and i get together for WGF (white gilgamesh Friday) and we holler that jingle like a drinking song and whoever finishes their gilgamesh last gets hit with a board.
youre actually insane for this. thank you so much for sharing
why the FUCK is it so cold my BOYFRIEND'S SUCCULENTS are FUCKING DEAD
(the-koiking-pond) You have magatsuhi and you aren't kissing him on his perfect baby forehead and holding him like ouppy? Shame.
his name is SIN FISH and who i kiss and hold is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
Mix a White Gilgamesh
TWO THIRDS BEER 🍻
ONE THIRD MILK 🥛 FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK 🐐
Inspired by this post from @maamlet
TWO THIRDS MILK AND ONE THIRD BEER TASTES LIKE PISS NO THANK YOU DEAR BAD GILGAMESH YOU FUCKED IT UP BAD GILGAMESH IT TASTE LIKE GLUP
