more of #mytruth bc how could i ever forget about the willmack of it all
my notes on these important matters:
didn’t mean to use the trans pride colors but happy accidents are all around us lmao
the evil bisexual will smith hockey agenda is very fun but i am even a bigger fan of gay will smith hockey with comphet for flavoring. no, it’s not important that every time he has sex with a woman it’s been sad and unfulfilling. makes me want to put him in uncomfortable and unsafe situations to try and be with men on the down low that only make him feel both disgusted and free. mack is bisexual and it only makes his life harder
perhaps influenced by the above, will is not that horny of a guy, kind of below average libido. this does not stop him and mack from fucking like rabbits. mack is a horny pent up young hockey player who is really embarrassingly into will. and will smith hockey service kink is real, he wants mack to be happy and the fact will can help him with it, in any way, does something for him
love to see jealous possessive mack!! is it healthy? no. do either of them care? also no. mack can’t even laugh off old women at bakeries flirting with will. he tries very hard to be normal about how will has a million friends and people always want his attention, he fails miserably every time. will, on the other hand, likes that mack is insane and tends to keep himself in check when it comes to mack and other people
i am VERY passionate about my big spoon macklin celebrini propaganda so i hope this does not come as a surprise. he used to sleep holding a stuffed animal, then a pillow, and now it’s will smith hockey. will likes it both ways but it’s really reassuring for his sleep anxiety that mack is fused with his back, even if he is very sweaty
mack loves to steal will’s clothes even if he is stretching them out a little (the idea that wsh’s clothes would be oversized on him is actual propaganda but i get it, do what you must wm fans). will would borrow from mack more but he’s particularly abt what he wears i think (re: the one ribbed shirt he is always wearing)
willmack petnames my beloved
will who would rather fall into his pathological liar ways instead of be honest and vulnerable about his desires falls straight into the affection through actions dynamic. more so, he thrives on being able to take care of the people he loves and holds close. mack can blurt out a very sincere compliment every once and awhile but he would rather will just be able to read his mind
again, will would rather eat his own foot than admit he wants something, no way is he confessing first. mack is an overthinker and wouldn’t want to but he could do it, i think
and mack could squash a bug but he would absolutely scream first. that’s all i hate to say
in my heart of hearts i want to say that will’s baking skills can translate into cooking. i am not one hundred percent sure that’s true but it’s what it sticking with. mack can’t cook anymore than a typical 19 year old boy king can, this does not stop him from being suspicious every time will gets in the kitchen though. he will eat and like everything will puts in front of him but it doesn’t stop him from saying, you can’t really cook, though
really funny to think that mack is actually the one with relationship experience and will just sort of wings it vaguely successfully -> this wil be getting its own more serious post with wsh’s comphet and catholic guilt like disgust and shame when it comes to sex
Mack's eyes locked on his boy wherever he goes. 2024 training camp, still version of this post.
BONUS: The puck and everyone else is at the far right, but Mack sneaks a quick glance off to where Will is offscreen to the left before looking back to the right to follow the (far less interesting and blond) action.
ok! this is the beginning of a natecale fic i am jokingly calling the draft "slip me a fiver, i'll be your driver" in reference to a line from bob's burgers (this is not the actual title and no money between nate and cale is exchanged, he's not literally his uber driver)
loosely inspired by one of my favourite natecale fics on my thot shit
i entered the idea for this fic into my notes app as:
"if nate was actually asleep getting called so late would’ve pissed him off.
cale calling — can you pick me up? i hit my head and my uh guy won’t let me go home alone
The blaring ring of his phone wakes Nate up. He's momentarily pissed off until he remembers that the only people that can reach him in the middle of the night are his parents, the Avs leadership core, and Sid; those five are the only ones he allows notifications from after he switches his phone over to do not disturb before bed each night, and only in case of some sort of emergency. So once he's awake enough to be anxious, he's anxious as hell. He's so worried it takes a second for him to re-enter reality and attend to the ringing phone that had woken him up.
It's Cale calling.
"Hello?" He nearly shouts.
"Hey Nate…" Cale doesn't sound very distressed, more awkward and timid than anything.
"Cale?! What is it?" Nate can't soothe the alarm out of his voice.
"Um, I'm sorry to bother you with this…" He keeps trailing off. Whatever it is is apparently important enough to call Nate at 2 am but not so urgent that Cale can't take his sweet time spitting it out. "…yeah, I'm really sorry, but I, um, hit my head and I need you to come pick me up."
"You hit your head, how?"
"I, uh, slipped?" His voice goes up an octave like he's asking Nate if it's true.
"Slipped… ok." Nate nods to himself. "Where are you? Are you alone?"
He avoids the question. "I'm not alone… Just, um, h—the person I'm with can't give me a ride home though. I'll send you a pin." Cale hangs up. A minute later Nate's phone pings with a text from Cale with his location.
"Jesus Cale, what have you gotten yourself into." Nate mumbles while setting out in search of some clothes to wear.
idk why but i love love LOVE these two moments from the never offside pod because LOOK AT MACK! i see embarrassment, love, annoyance, infatuation, admiration in his eyes ALL AT ONCE and go insane...
Samisa, mostly self explanatory. Sam would borrow clothes more if Misa's were long enough for his arms. Sometimes he does anyway and just wears the hoodie sleeves pushed up.
Willmack to me (#tome) are complicated rn. Don't ask them anything too specific you're just gonna get more side eye. Especially don't ask about the height difference
Cherny and Toff obvs aren't a ship, but they do deserve to be included in my world building. Cherny goes well with willmack or samisa, he does whatever he wants. I don't make the rules I just enforce them. Toff is here also
my ponderings (cit. bedsy) on the samisa episode. yeah finally did a post too, like almost everyone else in the samisa community lol i've never claimed to be original but hopefully some of my musings are haha :') there are also some of my own readings on the situation/reactions that are me building castles out of nothing and some rpf. i just love reading into things sorry! remember if it's not hard facts it's fake and i don't actually believe any of that!! please be respectful to the real people etc.
under the cut bc it came up on 2k words lol
right of the bat, when cat presents them and says they just finished their first season, they give each other a little look and then there's a fist bump off camera. cute!
unsure of what they think about the samisa name, but judging by their reaction they have either seen things or their are just vaguely embarassed about it (sam more than misa by looking at their face, he's the one turning to misa to see what he's doing? looking to mirror his reaction maybe? misa is definetly cool about it and doesn't seem to think much of it. is this a sign sam knows rpf?)
misa screaming playing videogames is very teenage boy coded imo. can't understand if sam does not play videogames because he doesn't like them in general or only because he does not have in san jose. in any case i found very endearing (and very relatable too) that Misa tried to convince him to buy a console so they can play together because no one plays with him on multiplayer. (he's truly just like me when i try to lure my friends into liking hockey so i get someone to go to games with me lol)
would it be too much to analyse micro expression and micro movements? honestly yeah. but i'm on the rpf website so can we discuss how at 3:20 sam kinda leans over misa and he takes the arm away and makes more distance beetween them? (also did any of you watch that 2010s show lie to me? i'm a big fan)
The synchronised head turn to look at each other when asked about not being rookies anymore was hilarious, are they part time owls or?? Sam definitely dislikes getting off the bus last while Misa in general seems more a go with the flow guy so i'm not surprised he feels pretty indifferent about the rookies being last
I'm sure Misa was a pleasure to have in class because that guy nods at everything and adds the little "yeah". would it be the kind of guy that keeps nodding to show the teacher he's listening and he's a good student? let's discuss (i was one of those lol)
incredible argument over the being late in chicago. it's hilarious and a great way to see their dynamic as roomates. to me personally it's in between siblings and old married couple (to me it reminded a lot of the arguments i -type a- have with my sister -type b- but to each their own lol). in any case what i find interesting is that 1- misa does not set his own alarm apparently and 2- reavo called sam to see where they were which kinda shows that sam is in charge of getting them to places. with furthers proves that misa is a go with the flow guy. i'm sure he's able to do all those things if he has to, but you can bet that if he can get out of it and just being taken care of, he'll take the chance.
the sleeptalking!! misa takes the chirping in stride as always (is he never embarrassed or has he learned that if you act like you don't see a problem with it you don't get bullied as hard? am i projecting my own experiences? who knows). is sam actually bothered by it or just joking? he probably is a little bit, depending how light sleeper he is. but for my own sick and twisted RPF characterisation purposes i'm glad he does not feel any concerns about talking about misa sleep habits and quirks. also there's a part on the sleeptalking stuff that clearly got cut to me and it pisses me off. i wanna knowww :/
the ghost stuff cracks me up lmao. i have no explanation on that but it's sweet that instead of thinking there was an intruder (if they didn't even imagine that, they were sleeping) that they were like "yeah it's a ghost i don't wanna think about any other explanation that might or might not be scarier". and then misa saying "i don't like ghosts either" girl ghosts aren't real?? also even if they were, if you don't believe in them they can't hurt you. follow me for other life hacks!!
sam is TERRIFIED by the prospect of michael sleepwalking. i never saw someone panicking so fast lmao. like misa is there talking about it all laughing and sam put his hand over his heart because he was 5 seconds away from passing out. but he interrupts by saying that you're not supposed to wake them up when someone sleepwalks so to me that means that sam can and will intervene if misa started sleepwalking again. he's also still pissed about the sleeptalking ("the ghost was probably wondering who sleeptalks so much" - "standing there - probably sleeptalking too") i wonder how much michael does it
around 11:00 sam thanks cat for saying that he's endured all of that and saying it's a tragedy, misa not only looks like he does not believe a word of that (in an endeared way not annoyed one) but also looks for some physical contacts with his arms. the eye contact when saying "i don't think it's that bad"? ok!!
the morbid stuff, sam and misa you'd love the section "word of the day" on the Oxford Dictionary or the Merriam-Webster <3
sam saying "he's incompetent about figuring anything out" about michael... crying. again very much to me siblings energy (i get asked lots of stuff that i'm magically supposed to know even if it's new situation for me too. i get you sam). the way misa looks at sam when he's telling the story ohh he's so fond of him :] he might be more subtle but he likes sam and having him around a lot
i invented the tag "manipulate mansplain michael misa" specifically because of the moment of the phone in chicago. misa did not want to figure it out and was not planning to. and when sam is like "ok but why do i have to know?" and misa goes all soft voice and goes "you're a smart guy" and sam falls for it straight on. look at misa's face after. that's a guy who has successfully laid down the background to never figure out anything again when he's with sam and he KNOWS IT.
the half hug sam does when they talk about how they balance each other well! it makes sense that sam he's not only extroverted but also pretty tactile (misa seems someone who fidgets and folds into himself a lot on the other hand)
if you notice when cat asks a very open question like the one which was your favourite welcome in the nhl moment, misa looks straight at sam to see if he'll reply first. it's probably their dynamic in general that sam goes first in stuff. and when he gets the answer "wrong" misa is immediately very earnestly explaining that it was a right answer (even if we can see he was holding back a laugh at the start. my headcanon is that misa never really chirps sam in a way that could be seen as mean, while sam does it accidentally because he's a bit gruff in general).
apparently the nyc trip was unanimously great. first trip without parent supervision!! yay!! looking at the other pics we have from that trip it look like they had fun wandering around unsupervised for the first time. "the kids are all right" etc
and then we get to the infamous "i hated everyone on london but i like dick" incredible stuff. so at first i thought the dick joke actually came into michael's mind right before that (if you watch his face when he says "i respect dick" he's clearly holding back a laugh even if sam hasn't caught up yet) but now that i'm rewatching the ep tbh i suspect the dick joke was planned well in advance because he says it a few times before too and to me he was clearly building the ground for the joke to land on. sam makes an incredible effort to not laugh while misa seems completely unaware of saying anything that could get misconstrued. i don't believe you boy!! i saw your face before, it was planned!! they're so stupid and juvenile and i love it. again "the kids are all right" etc
and then when they were talking about the rivarly between london and saginaw and the teams hating each other, sam says twice "it was just one year" to reassure misa. yeahhh real romeo and juliet stuff over there boys lol they way they're looking at each other you'd think they were on opposites sides of a war (maybe they were. junior hockey can get nasty i think)
with the question of who would survive on a deserted island i wonder how much was michael pushing his own agenda of being the best because he watches survivors and how much it was just him ragebaiting sam (same with the "who is more athletic" one)
the crying question. ohh man. sam has a big chip on his shoulder about the mem cup doesn't he? and misa wasn't even thinking about that when he replied. it's so cute how confused he gets here and how soft spoken he is when giving his explanation, de-escalation tactics of an expert lol. the "alright beauty" said by sam after he calms down. he's so silly gosh. to me here misa gives off vibes of someone who quietly observes more than what he says/does, even when cat mentions he's very inquisitive. on one hand i think he can be a bit clueless, on the other i have the feeling he's the type that catalogues things in his head for later and that he likes to observe people or situations?
the leather jacket!! sam does NOT think misa can pull it off (he's not tough guy enough? what is it? personally i agree to me he seems more a jean jacket guy). also sam trying to find the most tactful way to inform misa that goody was making fun of him (how sweet! god how much does sam love him? that the need to chirp him gets outweighted by not hurting his feelings??). also is misa that clueless? was goody earnest in his compliments? we might never know
the bucket hat. good lord. that moment. the look misa gives sam under his lashes has been slowly turning in my brain like a kebab on a grill since the ep came out a month ago. why is it so soft and fond?? why is sam fixing the hat?? what was that look?????? i feel SICK!!! SICK AND TWISTED!!! also why is sam inspecting the hat like it's the first time he's seen it, girrllll you bought it together!!
Misa was cheesing hard (and honestly leaning more into sam/having more physical contact) the more the podcast went on, maybe he does need a bit more time to warm up. in any case it was a very sweet one, i really liked their relationship with cat, it was very cute!
that's all folks! no one asked for this but i hope you enjoyed it was definitely fun for me although perhaps a bit crazy to analyse an interview so closely, haven't done that in yearsss because it is a bit weird to do that lol. if you agree/disagree/wanna comment on my thoughts my askbox is always open!! <3
samisa brainrot has taken over me. have a drabble i wrote in half an hour oops.
sam is sitting at a circle table with vinny, goody, will, and toff, when misa appears out of nowhere and drapes himself across sam's back. he tucks his head into the crook of sam's neck, eyes closed, breathing deeply. sam can feel his smile pressing against his neck, teeth against skin, and can't help but smile himself. his arm stretches up behind him to rest on the back of misa's head, gently stroking his thumb through his hair.
"you guys are so gross," will chirps, but he's smiling.
"don't act like you and mack are any better," sam mumbles without so much as glancing over at him. misa says nothing, just wraps his arms tighter around sam's waist, shuffling closer to press his thighs against the back of sam's chair. he wonders if misa would stay like this, tucked up and content in the safe place he's picked for himself, while sam drinks, eats, talks with the boys. but something niggling urges him to check in. he squeezes the nape of mike's neck, leaning back to look at mis.
"hey, baby," he lowers his voice, meaning mike has to crowd in closer to hear him over the din of the bar.
"hi, sam," misa's eyes are glassy and wide, cheeks flushed in that way he only gets when he's tipsy.
"what's up?"
"just wanted to say hi."
"well, hi."
"wanted to be near you."
and fuck, sam is a weak, weak man. he turns fully in his seat to stand and gather mike up in his arms, ignoring the chirps and jeers thrown their way by the other guys.
"hey, it's okay, mis. i'm here, i've got you."
"i know. i'm good now." he exhales through his nose, ruffling sam's hair with the force of it.
"'good now'? what do you mean?" he asks, leaning back to look at him, placing his palm flat on mike's cheek. he searches mike's face for... god knows what. some sign that he's uncomfortable or upset, maybe?
"i dunno. just missed you."
sam's heart soars. "god, you have one drink and you're getting all soft on me."
"you're worse than me!" he protests, the grin breaking out on his face exposing his fang-like canines.
"sure am, babe," he ducks his head to kiss him shortly.
"wanna go home?" misa asks, arms looping around his waist as they sway.
"yeah, let's go home. we've got below deck to watch anyway."
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