the Survivor

I'm going to kill the next person that burps in my face.

I find that kind of ironic considering you'd probably burp in my face. But what mean bullies are burping your face?

miss-emery-hunter

Uh Uh!

Guess who got a puppy??

#ykchat #excuse my lack of gifs #my laptop takes 90 years to load images and it doesn't help that I have sims running too

The pope? Kidding, obviously you? What kind?

I feel like I'm dying.

I've had this headache for the longest time...

Why does netflix lack decent movies?

You want me to perform an exorcism on you.. Did someone forget her coocoo pills?

#it's disturbing #some nightmare stuff right there

Jason, you're the one who called me a demon.

Why does netflix lack decent movies?

….This is a trap. Go on your merry way, demon.

#omfg it still works i guess #but the fucking screen is in negative now #it's so weird

You want me to go? You'll have to perform one epic ass exorcism.

Why does netflix lack decent movies?

You are awfully interested in what kind of porn I watch. Do you want to reenact it?

#omfg funny story #she had one and spilled her wine on it #it was a christmas present from my grandmother too oof but it was like 60 dollars

Actually, I am. You're the kind of person who might be into some weird shit, so that's why I asked about the midget porn. I don't know, can I lose a few feet in height?

Why does netflix lack decent movies?

You have some weird fantasies about me, Gina.

#pfft she can keep using her phone #laptop is off limits #even if she technicallly bought it ;3

So no midget porn? Hm... Gay porn?

Why does netflix lack decent movies?

Are you suggesting I watch pornography?

#i honestly thought about it. i really did. even before i knew i was getting a new laptop.#ugh but my mom wants that thing instead for netflix #lol too bad she isn't aware that it can't play anything for shit #it can't even have 2 tabs open without crashing

I am. It's not a shocker that you do. It's not midget porn, right?

Why does netflix lack decent movies?

I have good movies… at home.

#i'm so happy i can now switch between characters and not want to commit genocide #and gifs look so much better for some reason :3 i'm so happy

Is that a hint to what you do in your free time?

Why does netflix lack decent movies?

#ykchat #yaaasss got a new laptop <333 no more waiting 5 years to reload a page

roxanne-hudson

Playing private investigator | Gina & Roxanne

Although Roxanne had been planning on ditching any party that was going to be thrown on this hellish day, a party to celebrate being against Valentine’s Day seemed quite appealing, especially with the pinata room being there. Knowing that there were going to be plenty of crying people, of which some were going to be to the point of being embarrassing, Roxanne had brought her camera - just in case. While she’d always been much of a lone wolf, she’d made plans with Gina to investigate the huge mansion that was just standing there, unsupervised - or at least that way it appeared to be. With everything being free and there not being a fee to enter, it all sounded quite suspicious, especially since the guy had never even shown his face to any of the party goers. No one knew who he was, he just happened to own a huge house and have plenty of money to throw a party with a shitload of free shit.

After texting the other woman a quick “meet me at the stairwell in 5” Roxanne had made her way to the massive stairwell that led upstairs. Lots of people were making out on it, which seemed to beat the purpose of this party but she wasn’t here to wreck make out buddies, she was here to figure out who this guy was. Roxanne hadn’t checked her phone since she sent the message and with teenagers groping each other everywhere around her, time was passing by slowly - so slow she was pretty sure the five minutes had been up. So, by the time she saw the other woman in a horrendous dress, which she wasn’t going to comment on just for the sake of having something to do, she was tapping her feet onto the marble stairs as she was running out of patience. “About goddamn time. So, where do you want to start? I hope it’s nowhere near these disgusting teenagers.” She said, kicking a guy that was glued to a girl by the lips against the head. It wasn’t hard, but it was hard enough for him to stop macking and shoot her an angry look, to which she just replied with a smile.

#para #yorkvd #roxanne #playing private investigator

Pinatas, free alcohol, chocolate, and much more, what else could a heartbroken mess ask for? Gina was more interested in the party than she lets people believe. Since the night her now ex-fiance was arrested, Gina has been aching for some relief. It's been a few years, but Gina's still attached to the relationship even though she likes to pretend she's over and with it. Looking around, Gina knew she wouldn't be a crying mess like half the people at the party. She'd enjoy herself throughout the night, maybe even shred a few pictures Gina had brought from home. The party was open to all sorts of activities and Gina was open to most if not all of them.

"Okay, first order of business is to find Roxanne." Gina said to herself, scanning the large room. No Roxanne, but there was a lot of diversity in the crowd. Girls with their mascara running, boys trying to take advantage of the running mascara girls, angry party goers, normal party goers... The party was a mess in Gina's eyes. Gina stopped observing everyone once her phone began to go off, it was signaling a text from Roxanne. "Now that I think of it, I should have texted her instead of trying to find her..." Gina said to herself as she read the text. The other girl wanted to meet over by the stairwell, so Gina would be there soon enough. She grabbed herself a drink to start off the night and set off to find Roxanne.

It took her a few minutes to get through the party, so she took a little longer than she would have liked. By the time Gina found Roxanne, the girl already looked a little annoyed but Gina didn't worry about it. She waved to her as she walked up to her, making her way past all the teenagers sucking face. "Sorry, place is a little crowded." Gina shrugged, gesturing her free hand all around to prove her point. "Yeah, let's go. I'm pretty sure this place will be a porn scene in a few minutes." When Roxanne kicked the boy, she couldn't but chuckle, but slowly pushing through them to get ahead. "Let's start upstairs. Maybe find this guy's bedroom?" Gina suggested, but then looked at the couple by Roxanne. "Hopefully freaks like them haven't already." She rolled her eyes at the thought, the kids are probably locked into every room already if they have to sit on the stairs and make out. Either way, she continued her way up the stairs, assuming Roxanne would follow.

This place is huge.

Well, who knows. Maybe we’re all secretly on some sort of big brother show. You never know! I just find it odd that the guy that owns the place hasn’t like.. I don’t know, welcomed us or something.

#i just figured why not? maybe work ona character or two while i'm on :P

Probably cameras hidden all over the place. Do you think Ashton Kutcher will jump out of a closet by the end of the night and tell us we've been punk'd? Yeah, you'd think the guy that's pretty much hosting this thing would introduce himself since none of us even know him.

This place is huge.

Why’s that? Do you mean the house itself or the owner of the house?

#works for me! im like practically dead from school anyways #i almost didn't even reply to your starter cause i just wanted to sleep XD #but i'm on february break now so i have no school work to think of so i'm free all weekend ^-^

Both, I guess. Feels a little strange to me. I'm here to have fun, but something seems a little shady.

This place is huge.

That’d be pretty awesome. Maybe there’s a chamber of secrets somewhere here too. Imagine all the secrets this house is hiding..

#speaking of secrets #are roxanne and gina gonna go scooby doo tonight ;)

It's way too big and mysterious to not have some sort of secret. Call me crazy, but something about this place doesn't sit well with me.

This place is huge.

I know, right? What if we’d just set camp in this mansion and see how long it’ll take before we get kicked out.

I bet this place has, like, a secret passage or something where we can go and hide. Maybe bookcase style like in the movies?

This place is huge.

Yeah, it's really nice. Definitely wouldn't hate having a house like this.

madhatter-alice

So excited for V-day.

madhatter-alice

That’s a wonderful idea! I never hang on to anything from my exes. It feels so much better to just let it all go, like dust in the wind. Take the lessons and the happy memories with you, and leave behind all the rest. No regrets.