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Alfie Brigham side blog to lead-pencilskirt

[gingcrminge]

bold what your muse can do. italicize for something they can do to some extent repost !! do not reblog !!

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive a submarine | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock | fly a plane | train a dog/cat | fix a car | apologize | write a business letter | write in a second language | say the alphabet backwards | read music | cook complex meals | change oil | paint nails | draw |socialize | march | take apart a gun | drive a rig | operate a tank | climb a tree | rock climb | tie a cherry stem | basic first-aid | draw blood | put out a fire

tagged by: @askthescotdetective

[gingcrminge]

berenice-vera-temperantia:

She sighed, “Well then pay up, else I can’t even have a goin’ out’f business sale…” 

“Fine,” he sniffed, digging out a wad of crumpled notes from his trousers, still on the floor, and tossing them on the bed between them, “Services Rendered...”

“S’pose I can see myself out...” he didn’t know why he was so angry, but he pulled his trousers on a bit more aggressively that necessary. 

[gingcrminge]

like for a short starter?

[gingcrminge]

askthescotdetective:

He snorted, “Th’ ‘brunette goddess’ is busy t’night, thus the anticipated solo wres’lin’ match wi’ the denizens ‘f the dir’y socks…” 

“D’ye have a place in mind, mate?”

“Denizens’f the dirty socks...” he snorted, digging out his lighter to finally light that dangling cigarette. “I li’that, sounds like a band I’d listen to...”

And a shrug, he didn’t care much for where so long as the larger was cheap and the match was on, “Tartan Thistle?”

[gingcrminge]

berenice-vera-temperantia:

“I’m sorry, Alfie, I–”

“We can’t keep doin’ this---I’ve tol’you...s’business transaction. Nothin’ more.”

[gingcrminge]

askthescotdetective:

Well he didn’t exactly have concrete plans, but he had plans, y’know…

He quirked an eyebrow, “Are ye tryin’ tae tempt me awey from a quiet night alone wi’ me laundry basket?” 

“I was merely suggesting a shared brew between old friends...” he pulled a pack of fags from his pocket and put one between his lips, though didn’t move to light it. 

“But if y’gotta get home t’defeat the Darks Monster and save the brunette goddess...”

[gingcrminge]

@berenice-vera-temperantia didn’t ask for this either

“Don’t lookit me li’that, love---”

[lead-pencilskirt]

I’m thinking about making a side blog for a NPC that has kind of turned into a…well, PC. Take a look and answer the poll at the end?

NAME. Alfred Brigham NICKNAME(S). Alfie, Brigsy, Brigs PLACE OF BIRTH. Brighton, England PLACE OF RESIDENCE. Islington, London, England ETHNICITY. ¾ English, ¼ Scottish  GENDER/SEX. male/male  ROMANTIC ORIENTATION. Panromantic  SEXUAL ORIENTATION. Bi-sexual but lately spending a lot of time with the lads OCCUPATION. Freelance illustrator/cartoonist ( read: usually unemployed ); on-call police sketch artist for New Scotland Yard

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[gingcrminge]

@askthescotdetective didn’t ask for this

“---ey, mate! Fancy a quick one?”

“--- ---pint, that is.”

[thats-mood]

mlm + Artist + Musician + Green/Blue themes

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