Hello? Who's this? Oh... I got voicemail.

wink wink on the noodle part

[ginniered]

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My brother-in-law received this voicemail and I have no words...

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My brother-in-law received this voicemail and I have no words…

[ginniered]

Classic reminder that this voicemail exists

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My brother-in-law received this voicemail and I have no words…

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Lizzo for The Cut

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I bite my ice cream

that’s a circle of hell no one should descend to

[dragon-in-a-fez]

ice cream is food and should be bitten

[moonibinbon]

ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

discuss

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what madness have you brought down on us

[pandora15]

Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?

[cordezshenanigans]

I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[rnelodyy]

one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

please never say that again

[cozyhalfling]

Reblog for ice cream discourse

[surprisebitch]

finally a post for me.. im not sure if you can really bite ice cream on a bowl since ya scoop it with a spoon but i bite ice cream when on a cone and i also bite popsicles

[blinkpen]

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

[slytherin-stud-deactivated20151]

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

[babyanimalgifs]

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 30, 1902

[wilwheaton]

I feel like maybe this assertion is not entirely true.

[jennamarbles]

Camouflaging Myself Into A Chair 

[softheartedsuggestion]

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[conquerchaos]

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

[ilosemygrip-myfocus]

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

[themajesticalnarwhal-deactivate]

I SHIT YOU NOT, 30 MINUTES AFTER REBLOGGING THIS I GOT A CALL FOR A JOB THAT I APPLIED FOR MONTHS AGO AND HAD GIVEN UP ON

[jennamarbles]

My Dogs Meet A Cat 

[obama-biden-memes]

San Francisco federal building yesterday

[jackymedan]

[seitz9231]

Tiny furry philosopher

[mostlycatsmostly]

[childhoodruiner]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE CATS

[tozozozo]

nobody else sees it as a failure, it’s just you

(#19) (>NOT/BUT archive)

[sirjoey-23]

What great philosophy.

[ultralaser]

never too late

[kelpforestdwellers]

second best time to plant a tree