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amphany

if just one other person finds this stupid joke funny I’ll be happy

fairlylocal

(x) “Say hi to grandpa Josh — We’re the same age...”

cosed

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

cosed

this is the funniest reply everyone else go home

prydekate

Happy Birthday Neville Longbottom (born 30th of July, 1980)

autistichalfblood

Happy September 1st!!!

spillywolf-deactivated20190920

If courage isn’t the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn’t the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it

wahtdahel-blog

chemicalheart-deactivated202009

that last line is absolutely phenomenal is this why yall are so keen on therapy??

ruinedchildhood

tigerleggies-deactivated2019121

“Love u to gn”

Omg the 360

77777777777777777777222-deactiv

Bro tings

asforthesoundtrack

“no one stood up for me, when it mattered the most. and that almost cost me everything. so if you see a woman being harassed, a gay being threatened, someone muttering something racist, say something. do something. because if you’re silent, the victim will just think that you are against them too.”

steadfast-deactivated20191017

When people find out that my dog is afraid of men: Oh, the poor thing must have been traumatized when she was younger! Poor baby, I just want to hold and comfort her and let her know she’s safe.

When people find out that I, an adult human woman, am afraid of men: Um, not *all* men, sweetie. You can’t go your whole life being afraid. Get over it.

When my dog was allowed to get a hysterectomy: She doesn’t need to have puppies to have a happy, healthy like with her adoptive family.

When I, an adult human woman, want to get a hysterectomy: But having children will make you happy! You might change your mind!

thytressesburn

People misgendering a dog: Oh my god I’m sorry it wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know :/

People misgendering a trans person: Uuuuh idc get over it

folkremedies

harry potter starts a youtube channel and all of his videos are called like:

“STORY TIME: I WAS A TEENAGE CHOSEN ONE”

“BABYSITTING MY FRIEND’S WEIRD DEAD HORSE (INVISIBLE)”

“THERE ARE DARK WIZARDS TRYING TO KILL ME BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY HOUSE”

folkremedies

would like to add to this post and say that harry is uploading these videos to standard muggle youtube. people see this kind of scruffy, obviously Fucked Up kid rambling nonsense into his deskptop camera and just think he is really really good at shitposting

folkremedies

Harry, *filming himself with one hand, throwing raw meat at a seemingly empty space with the other*: “So anyways, you guys probably can’t see him through the camera lens but this weird fuck belongs to my best friend Luna who can’t actually take care of him right now because she’s out riding drag- er, um she’s on vacation in Romania so I have to do it. Um, the only reason I can see him is because I watched my close friend get murdered by an evil wizard when I was fourteen which, by the way, was around the same time I started to think I might be gay. Anyone else?”

Teens on tumblr who have no idea he’s being completely serious: “This is the only man alive who truly Gets me.”

fencer-x

Retelling the HP books as a series of webisodes is the new canon we need.

“WHAT’S UP YOUTUBE IT’S YOUR BOY HPOTTS SERVING UP ANOTHER EPISODE OF ‘THE BOY WHO VLOGGED.”

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

siriuslypersea

james: *trips*

sirius: oh prongs you are so clumsy

sirius: I guess you could say that you’re always…

james: don’t you dare

sirius:

james:

sirius: …staggering

quietchanges

we’re either gonna be the generation that revolts & saves the planet OR the elder gen of a post-apocalyptic society, so like, either way, suit tf up y’all we’re in for a wild ride

plancegarbage

The issue is that most people in charge are so old they either don’t believe in global warming or don’t care cuz they won’t be here for the fall out.

Or they choose to look the other way when big corporations fuck the earth up. We need to stop pretending it is the average citizens fault we’re in this mess, when such a situation could only be created by huge corporations.

quietchanges

what did you think i meant by revolt?

milkywhoreos

Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

shiraglassman

It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice

demonladytakkuri

The real answer is that it really wants you to go away

That’s a fledgling great horned owl, they’re known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch

Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it’s still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.

The pose it’s taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what’s up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.