girl eridan

i need a wwader because im drowwnin in pussy rn the one true girl eridan. no dni i enforce that shit in person. https://ko-fi.com/girleridan

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holy shit dude that was a deeper responce than i expected

life is like that sometimes. wwe alwways expect an outcome that makes sense but it nevver does.

in the same wway lifes true stories are often more borin than wwe imagine. they can also be.

deeply unsatisfying. that isnt to say there isnt meanin in it all. you just havve to look harder.

and givve me money on kofi. doin that wwill increase your sperm count. its true dont look it up just givve me all of your earthly possessions.

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what do you think of Cronus?

ah. him. hes been in prison for a wwhile. i dont really vvisit him. wwhat he did wwas unforgivveable but thats not the entire reason i dont go.

truth is i just dont knoww howw to face him. the signs wwere all there. the troubles wwith relationships and boundaries and wwhat not. wwhen me and the harem got the newws that he had been interacting wwith a minor i wwanna say i wwas shocked but

i just hung my head disappointed like i kneww it wwas comin.

the thing about family is that it doesnt matter howw much you knoww its not your fault. its alwways gonna feel like it is.

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my blood pusher aches for the fat bitches not currently on my dick.

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i am goin to be tryin this. wwill reblog wwith an update on the result. i only havve diet alternian pepsi but it should still wwork.

wwish me luck oomfs.

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wwhere doin this them. wwhere makin this happen.

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after nearly a year of servvice to you wworms i havve decided it is time for you to return the favvor. you see this post. fuckin. kino.

you subhuman mongrels couldnt fathom the artistry of wwhat it is that i do here. and for wwhat. clout. bitches wwhich i can assure you i havve plenty of. no no no.

cash. dollars. benjamins. cold. hard. fuckin. money.

i havve opened the girleridan ko-fi for this purpose. noww i knoww i knoww my posts are masterful but is that really enough to wwarrant donations.

wwell yes but ivve got one more thing to offer you. for every coffee bought for me on ko-fi i wwill postpone the genocide of all landdwwellers by one hour. you can also kiss the heel of my stilletos if you ask me nicely.

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girl eridan. be on the right side of history.

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they really pay ya the big bucks for such posts, don't they

those four letters wwere all you wwere wworth to me at the time.

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anal.

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nevver breakin kayfabe is a pain in the ass wwhen the police get invvolvved.

anywways my commitment to the bit is gonna land me a feww days in jail. wwill post wwhen im out.

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thought you'd find this interesting, there is actually a way to "undo" clicker training, it's listening to those '10 hours of silence broken up by dog clicker noises' videos,, having that on in the background and having it be constant instead of a reward or prompt for behavior will lessen clicker trainings effectiveness,, granted it is easier for the previously trained individual to fall back into training patterns

so is that a yes or a no in regards to barkin for mommy in exchange for bein called a good girl.

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oh my god thank you anon eridan wasnt gonna tell me herself

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howw did you get out of the closet.

loads rifle.

back. get back. stop struggling get back in there.

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thought you'd find this interesting, there is actually a way to "undo" clicker training, it's listening to those '10 hours of silence broken up by dog clicker noises' videos,, having that on in the background and having it be constant instead of a reward or prompt for behavior will lessen clicker trainings effectiveness,, granted it is easier for the previously trained individual to fall back into training patterns

so is that a yes or a no in regards to barkin for mommy in exchange for bein called a good girl.

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identity respectin incel callin a genderfluid person a sometimes foid.

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havvin a long runnin blog is hard because sometimes youll think of a good post but then wworry about wwhether youvve already posted that exact thing before.

wwhat if ivve already posted "they call me the pussy wwhisperer" before.

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postin pussy on the linked in.

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puppygirl slobberin on the gock.

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vvasectomy be damned im knockin that bitch up.

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autistic girl mouth breathin on the gock.