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Whatâs the secret?
I came back here to Tumblr (Iâve been at Bdsmlr.com happily posting away) to see if things are still fucked. I posted a couple of things a few days ago and I see anything with genitals or a sex act in it are CENSORED and BANNED. Anything else is allowed to be seen. Many of the blogs Iâm following are showing explicit sexy stuff and it appears just fine in my feed...but not MY POSTS. Is there a secret method for posting here to avoid the censorship? WTF?
Our nude party was my hubby's idea. As well as the couples we know, he had also invited single friends. He said most of the guys all eagerly accepted when he told them that I would be there. Hubby really seemed into it even though it turned out he was VERY tiny compared to everyone else. I was confused by this...did he know this already? Why would he want everyone to know he was tiny? His little nubbin barely poked out of his pubic hair the whole evening and his small nuts were practically non-existent as he walked around playing gracious host. Honestly, I was embarrassed for him! The other guys all had big cocks dangling lewdly out where everyone could see and they were not a bit shy. Some of their cocks were actually dripping! One guest was completely shaven and his huge hose jutted out and looked simply giant. I hadn't actually seen many penises before, but now it seems clear that most men are MUCH larger than my husband.
The uncircumcised cocks were a trip. They hung there like an elephants trunk...the loose skin hanging out off the tip. I'd never seen such a thing! One of the guest's uncut cock started hardening as I spoke to him while I looked down at it...the head rapidly moved down and out of the skin until it was exposed...it ended up several times longer and much THICKER than hubby's little dickie. It was fascinating! He just smiled at me as I admired his size. He told me I could touch it if I wanted...it felt so large, hot and heavy in my hand! I had to excuse myself to the rest room at that point...I was so wet it was running down my inner thighs. As I was cleaning myself up, I simply HAD to cum...so horny it only took me a minute. I could only imagine having sex with something HUGE like that. Now I SO MUCH want a large one to fondle and play with, big cocks look like so much fun!
A few days after our big nude party, Kayla was over for a visit. She'd been there with her hot little bod and nicely hung husband and witnessed my hubby's tiny display for everyone. I told her I was struggling with WHY he would do such a thing...not only show all our friends that he was extremely tiny, but expose ME to all of his much larger hung friends in such an obvious way. A couple of them had already texted me since the party. It was no secret what they had in mind. I was flattered...and very turned on!
"Maybe he wants you to know what's out there...that you could be getting so much more!" she theorized. "Some guys are into sharing and even being humiliated. Cucking is becoming popular. Maybe he's into that." she said.
If I understood correctly, my micro-hung hubby might actually want me to fuck a guy with a giant dick...and he might actually want to watch. Wow, I realized now how naive I had been.
I needed advice. "What would YOU do?" I asked her.
"I'd fuck every big cock I could find and wave to my husband while doing it!" she laughed.
I didn't waste another minute and texted Kevin back first. He was the biggest cock at the party. Lunch date with him tomorrow. I instantly thought back to the party...hubby and his little nubbin standing right next to Kevin and his giant, low swinging meat...such a huge difference! I just couldn't wait to be with someone with such a large cock.
I've decided to tell hubby tonight that I'm meeting with Kevin for lunch to see what his reaction is. Kayla is on the edge of her seat wondering how this is going to turn out. She's admittedly jealous of the action...even though her hubby is nicely hung, she said Kevin is even bigger. The promise of 'MUCH LARGER than I'd ever had before' was so sexy.
"Looks like you're getting RESIZED girlfriend!" she said laughing.
Just a few of the options I chose for us are pictured above. From left to right: The Barney, Mr. Slim, The Long Stroker, The Woodland God.
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Pornapocalypse is here!
I had hoped to make it to 100,000 horny followers before I retired or handed the GirthyEncounters blog off to continue in someone else's capable hands. Didn't quite get there but 96,000 isn't too bad. At the rate the blog gains followers, it would only have taken another 100 days to get there.
Of mention are my other two blogs with almost 10,000 followers between them: SheNeedsANiner (wife requires NINE thick inches to be properly fucked) BigSexWithAverageWang (cock sleeve toys for BIG fucking at home in your spare time :)
I've had a great time visiting with some really great people on here. Many hours spent here over the last 5 years. Honestly, with tumblr gone, I will probably get a LOT more work done. Remember, all work and no play will make you dull. I have started up GirthyEncounters (currently reblogging old favs) at GirthyEncounters.bdsmlr.com. We'll see how that goes. Email me at [email protected] to stay in touch!
Thanks for all the eyeballs and friendly notes over the last 5 years :)
Moving the GIRTHY action!
Quite a few different hosts are scrambling to take on the hordes of displaced tumblr NSFW blogs. Iâve tested half a dozen different places in the last week and while most are changing and improving rapidly, none are as responsive and as close to the real thing at this point as bdsmlr.com. No, Iâm not really into BDSM, but thereâs room for everybody and they are making noticeable tweaks and improvements hourly. It looks almost exactly like Tumblr! :)
You will find an agreeable terms of service that wonât have you looking for a new home any time soon. In particular, I needed the ability to post a sizeable text caption with the pics I post and not all of the hosts do that. GirthyEncounters isnât just a pic...itâs a scenario. Bdsmlr.com handles it.
Bdsmlr.com does not have an app at this point but functions damned good from a browser on my phone; I use the DuckDuckGo browser for privacy (Fuck you Google!). There is messaging, but it is very clunky to use right now, especially from a phone. As rapidly as other things there are being tweaked however, Iâm sure messaging will be rockinâ in no time.
To get things going and get comfortable, I plan to post some greatest hits from my Tumblr archive there. Once in, youâll have to use the search function to find people to follow so that your feed is populated with good stuff to like and reblog. Youâre starting from scratch...itâll take a little time.
Go get a login and follow me at: http://girthyencounters.bdsmlr.com
Iâll still check in here for notes and messages from my many friends on Tumblr, but unless something drastic changes, Iâm moving the GIRTHY action to the link above. As always, you can reach me here as well: [email protected]
From the moment Rick arrivedâŠit was all about his huge dick. Once in the door, my wife immediately asked to see it. Out it came and he stroked it up for us, putting on quite a show there in our living room. Jesus ChristâŠmassive! She was obviously in full heat sitting there watching his already giant cock get bigger and bigger.
âShow me what youâve got for meâ He said to her.
She stood, shucked off her panties, then sat back on the couch facing him and spread her legsâŠher hot snatch hanging out, swollen and glistening on full display for him.
âHow many fingers can you take?â he asked. âShow me.â
She plunged three of her fingers into herself and grimaced as she worked in a fourth.
âWow, someone is a little worked up huh?â He said with a smile.
âIâve been training for youâ she told him in a husky whisper.
Only 11 more days until Paul is here! Heâs my husbandâs old high school friend with the giant cock. Weâve been fantasizing about getting me fucked by huge meat and this is my chance, heâs going to spend the weekend with us. He keeps texting hubby pics of his size to tease me with. Iâm afraid when I saw this one I squealed out loud. MY GODâŠlook at his head and shaft! Itâs going to fucking RUIN me, itâs SO THICK! When hubby saw my reaction, he was instantly hard and we fucked like crazy right there. Happy Monday! :)
When are you going to post something worth a crap
No time these days. When my busy season here is over, I should be able to get back to it.Â
I see your blog is BLANK. When are YOU going to post something? :)
âŠsaid no one. EVER.
Yes, they had GIRTH in the good âol days too.
âAs THICK as his cock was, I didnât think there was any way in hell it was going to happen. But she did it. She took it allâŠhe buried that thing clear to the balls in her. I decided to take a picture to capture the moment forever. Proof-of-GIRTH for us to look at later. Every time I show this picture to her, she hauls out the big toy that she bought and named after him and asks me to fuck her with it. I can never refuse her requestâŠitâs the only way I can open her up like he did.â
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From the moment Rick arrivedâŠit was all about his huge dick. Once in the door, my wife immediately asked to see it. Out it came and he stroked it up for us, putting on quite a show there in our living room. Jesus ChristâŠmassive! She was obviously in full heat sitting there watching his already giant cock get bigger and bigger.
âShow me what youâve got for meâ He said to her.
She stood, shucked off her panties, then sat back on the couch facing him and spread her legsâŠher hot snatch hanging out, swollen and glistening on full display for him.
âHow many fingers can you take?â he asked. âShow me.â
She plunged three of her fingers into herself and grimaced as she worked in a fourth.
âWow, someone is a little worked up huh?â He said with a smile.
âIâve been training for your size...so I can take youâ she told him in a husky whisper.
Can I reblog your posts?
PLEASE! Reblog my posts! Iâd love it if youâd leave my captions intact. Iâm proud of those :)
âAs THICK as his cock was, I didnât think there was any way in hell it was going to happen. But she did it. She took it allâŠhe buried that thing clear to the balls in her. I decided to take a picture to capture the moment forever. Proof-of-GIRTH for us to look at later. Every time I show this picture to her, she hauls out the big toy that she bought and named after him and asks me to fuck her with it. I can never refuse her requestâŠitâs the only way I can open her up like he did.â
It was finally happening. After talking about it for a long time, here we were. I watched - dick in hand - as my friend Markâs massive cock slid into my wifeâs mouth for the first time. His fat, leaking head had already disappeared and her lips were stretched around his THICK shaft. From the happy âMMMmmmmâ sounds she was making and her furious diddling, I knew she was planning to go all the way. She knew taking him was going to be a challenge and was prepping herselfâŠwarming her pussy up for the biggest cock sheâd ever taken.
âŠsaid no one. EVER.
