ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ɢɪᴠᴇʀ

"Whatever comes cannot alter one thing. If I am a PRINCESS in rags and t a t t e r s, I can be a princess inside." Independent Sara Crewe from Frances Hodgson Burnett's A Little Princess. Selective, Private. Crossover and OC friendly. Please read Rules and About before interacting.

[interretialia]

Viresco et surgo. (I flourish and rise up.)

(From the Three-Word Proverbs Reference Page at the Bestiaria Latina Blog.)

[lupinctuum-deactivated20160814]

SHIT ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID + ASK MEMES PART 3

❛ i’m gonna go to the bathroom and like, throw up. ❜ ❛ i’ve spent 75% of the day looking for shade or sitting in shade. ❜ ❛ i want to be set aflame. ❜ ❛ dying in minecraft sends you into a whole new type of depression. ❜ ❛ throwback to when shrek wasn’t viewed as a pedophilic rapist. ❜ ❛ i’m gonna tie a shrek ballon to his mailbox and put a shrek sex doll in his car. ❜ ❛ i’m not driving to wang town… wherever the fuck that is. ❜ ❛ it’s roughly 3 feet south of my jawline. ❜ ❛ i can’t wait until you die. ❜ ❛ keep your cream cheese away from my dog. ❜ ❛ he wants to put his nuts on my forehead. ❜ ❛ most likely to send a meme. ❜ ❛ made from impulses, bad ideas, and alcohol. ❜ ❛ the bleezy wheezy. ❜ ❛ i found it on meme archive. ❜ ❛ why do people want to use my bathroom? ❜ ❛ i’m not a meme anymore. ❜ ❛ i always eat food and get accused of being a pothead this is what it’s like being a teenager. ❜ ❛ dude, if memeing was a war i’d be the commander in chief. ❜ ❛ you’re as subtle as a brick. ❜ ❛ a 2003 chevy piece of shit. ❜ ❛ dude, my favorite rapper is whitney houston. ❜ ❛ i failed spanish because i thought langosta meant language. ❜ ❛ home is where the memes are. ❜ ❛ why the fuck are microwaves so loud, dude. someone should invent a fucking mute microwave so you can make food late and not wake people. ❜ ❛ like what the fuck even is a pear, they’re just stretched out stupid apples that just taste a bit different. ❜ ❛ shit, i forgot to pick up a coconut on the way home. ❜ ❛ they did what to the death star? ❜ ❛ i’m afraid to see what it would be like to drive a car that wasn’t a complete piece of shit. ❜ ❛ now, that’s a nice back air. ❜ ❛ all i’m saying is if 9th grade me saw me right now, he’d be hella jealous. ❜ ❛ guy fieri is probably such a good dad, i think about this a lot. ❜ ❛ i’m a supporter of the limp dick society. ❜ ❛ i just referenced scene kid friday in my sociology paper. ❜ ❛ i’m just waiting to be touched at this point. ❜ ❛ i woke up thinking about politics. ❜ ❛ please play ocean man as my casket is lowered into the ground. ❜ ❛ peace, love, larry david. ❜ ❛ which candidate is the pro-bigfoot candidate? ❜ ❛ i owe so much to coffee. ❜ ❛ i don’t understand how some people look good pregnant, every pregnant woman i’ve encountered has been constipated, sweaty, and angry. ❜ ❛ why does the first thing i see on twitter always have to be smash bros related? ❜ ❛ how many people that were exorcised in the past were actually just infected with rabies? ❜ ❛ you can’t survive off of cheerios and water. ❜ ❛ i hope when i die and they do an autopsy they’ll be like “all she has in her stomach are garlic knots, donuts, and buffalo wings”. ❜ ❛ politics is the worst tv show. ❜ ❛ i only make eye contact with birds, dogs, and the lady who works at CVS. ❜ ❛ speaking before noon should be illegal. ❜ ❛ the only thing i believe in is HBO. ❜ ❛ manhattan is like two years away from looking full blown blade runner. ❜ ❛ fashion is fake. ❜ ❛ every bag of haribo gummy bears is 7 years old. ❜ ❛ i know i’m getting older because i keep listening to bruce springsteen. ❜ ❛ there is almost no difference between 1968 and 2016. ❜ ❛ seinfeld is the new x files. ❜ ❛ it’s so difficult to write a play that isn’t about bigfoot. ❜ ❛ it baffles me how some people have so much money and so few legos. ❜ ❛ my dream job is building ikea furniture for senior citizens. ❜ ❛ where do i see myself in 5 years? sleeping on a couch with 6 giant dogs that don’t know how big they are. ❜

[givcr-blog]

ok thanks to @piiratescave my next muse has been decided... it’s gonna be Marie from The Aristocats

[givcr-blog]

"Sh*t my boyfriend mutters to himself while playing online games" Starter Sentences

"Oh dear."

"Okay, I don't know where _______ is."

"Damn it."

"Oh look! Elves. Good."

"Oooh. I did it. I got in. Holy shit."

"I'm a monk."

"Awh, that's bullshit!"

"So, where the fuck is s/he?!"

"He's glitched himself..."

"So, where's fucking _______?"

"I don't think I have any money left. But I have ________."

"There's 4 of them. 4 giant fucking fires."

"FUCKING HELL, THAT FACE!"

"OH MY GOD, SHE'S EVEN WORSE IN RED."

"Oh my god, this is horrendous!"

"I love that, that's amazing!"

"Collect 5 men. I'm a woman. That should be easy."

"I GET A HORSE! YEAH! I get a fucking horse in this one!"

"I'll get a really shit sword."

"Oh god, that's expensive!"

"Aaaaaand, I have no money."

"Every now and then I - FUCK!"

"No. Pls no. Don't touch the poor woman. No one loves me."

"I can now pay to upgrade my troops... YEAH."

"Actually now, I could get money... By going into the tavern..."

"No, you won't hunt bandits with us, you badass motherfucker."

"It's just a floating fucking crossbow."

"I'm moving... I can't do that."

"I was so close and I missed..."

"Aaaaand, I shot him in the arse."

"He's an elf so it doesn't matter."

"Right. Money. Good. Where am I going?"

"Awwwwh, fuck me. That's bullshit."

"How did they get a troll in the cavern?! I-it's called Trolldor."

[wearealsoboats]

disgustingly cute domestic scenes to imagine your otp in:

getting slightly too drunk in the middle of the afternoon and slow dancing to dumb cheesy old music and kissing in a way that’s more laughter than actual kissing, mouths clumsy and hands gripping tight and sunlight slanting over them as they move lazily together 

curling up on the sofa together, feet tucked under thighs and arms around shoulders, watch the kind of crap tv that only airs at 3am because they don’t want to go to untangle themselves to go to bed

hectic mornings when they each need to be somewhere and they’re rushing around each other, ducking into bathrooms and bedrooms and kitchen cupboards, pausing to straighten tops and press kisses to cheeks

going through old photos together and collapsing into laughter every three pictures, and zooming in on ones where they’re pulling awful faces or ones that were taken at just the wrong moment

getting ready for nights out together, standing shoulder to shoulder as they brush their teeth or get their faces ready or style their hair, knocking elbows and hips as they try and hog more space

standing quietly together in the kitchen after long, exhausting days, leaning into each other for support, breathing in the smell of home, fingers carding through hair and stroking down spines, until they feel like they can relax and smile properly again

[bunlly]

atelophobia (n.)

the fear of imperfection. 

the fear of not being good enough. 

[adelaide-ill-omens]

Do you vagueblog about me, sir?

I do vagueblog, sir.

Do you vagueblog about me, sir?

(aside) Will I receive a callout if I say aye (aside) Yes No, sir, I do not vagueblog at you sir; but I vagueblog, sir.

[roleplayersmemeshaven-deactivat]

Send me a "♣” if you want to cuddle my muse

[musingmemes]

cuddly / platonic-ish memes

“your feet are cold.”

“movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”

“you’re hogging the blankets!”

“we should cuddle… for warmth.”

“is that your hand on my leg?”

“scoot over.”

“can we watch something else? this is scary.” 

“are you shivering?” 

“if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”

“did you eat all the popcorn?”

“your hair keeps getting in my face.”

“are you even wearing pants??”

“stop kicking me!”

“you’re a good pillow.”

“do i look like a foot-rest to you?”

“do i look like a pillow to you?”

“i’m cold.”

“why can’t you ever just lay still?”

[a-crimsonmalice]

SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS:

▼ kissing them

♢ stabbing them

♞ shooting them

✖ punching them

➶ slapping them

☠ poisoning them

☎ hugging them

☂ picking them up

✗ bringing them alcohol

✣ bringing them food

☯ coming home late

♀ proposing marriage

[pcssibilitiesarchive-blog]

     ❝ i’m no good in the outside world because i feel TOO MUCH and find it usually hurts. i like the way most of the days look exactly the same. ❞

@givcr | lyric starter call opening up - waitress

[givcr-blog]

“I can understand that - I like routine too, though I think it may get frightfully boring after a while if every day really is identical to the one before it. And really, I’m not much good either in that respect - sometimes I see the way people are treated outside and it’s so awful it makes me want to SCREAM - especially when there’s nothing I can do about it. But I think I’d rather have that than not be able to feel at all.”

[givcr-blog]

Hurt/wounded sentence starters

"Listen.. listen t'me... I'm so proud of you..."

"The world's not as bad as you think it is."

"Call it a metalcut. Like a papercut, but bigger and more lethal."

"It hurts."

"Call an ambulance!"

"Help me."

"Are you all right?"

"No, stay with me. Stay awake."

"Wake up!"

"We need to get out of here."

"Forget it."

"I can patch you up. You'll be fine."

"Stop complaining!"

"Who did this to you?"

"What are you doing in a hospital-- why are you bleeding?"

"It's just a flesh wound."

"What do you mean, you're okay?"

"Put it down."

"How did this one happen, exactly?"

"If you didn't want her to slap you, you shouldn't've been an idiot."

"Are you serious right now?"

"Do you remember me?"

"Do I know you?"

"How are you feeling?"

"Don't speak. Just.. look at me."

"Keep your eyes open."

"Look at me."

"It's allowed to hurt."

"I can't do this!"

"Just let it happen."

"I don't care. If it will save you, I'll do it."

"I'd do ANYTHING to keep you alive so don't for a second tell me to not worry."

"You're meant to be stronger than this."

"Pull something out that will fix this. You always have something."

"I'm not actually a doctor."

"Stop moving."

"Shut up for once, would you?"

[dearnicolai]

♡ KNK abridged meme ; ep 1 ♡

❝  Totally not my fault in the slightest.  ❞ ❝  You’re the one that stabbed me, you four-eyed prick!  ❞ ❝  Well, maybe next time you don’t sneak up on a crazy girl who’s about to jump.  ❞ ❝  Hey. Fuck you.  ❞ ❝  How about I ask the questions?  ❞ ❝  Why’s the first thing you do to a guy impale him?  ❞ ❝  I heard your footsteps and guess what? Footsteps mean your feet are stepping, an act which, you’re performing at the moment.  ❞ ❝  Ouch, bad landing.  ❞ ❝  And that’s how she passed out in the middle of the hallway. Call me a lady-killer, but–  ❞ ❝  I don’t like your tone.  ❞ ❝  Bitchface isn’t a disease.  ❞ ❝  Oh my god. You’re actually doing this.  ❞ ❝  Tell ya what. Close your eyes for a second.  ❞ ❝  That was actually extremely easy and hassle-free.  ❞ ❝  Maybe duct tape wasn’t the way to go.  ❞ ❝  Move your arms up and there ya go! Who’s a big girl?  ❞ ❝  Oh shit, there go the freshmen.  ❞ ❝  You! Kid with the face!  ❞ ❝  Shut your dick-holster and clean this mess up.  ❞ ❝  Look, if you’re gonna try and stick things into me, the least you could do is buy me dinner first.  ❞ ❝  That was totally scrump-a-ducious.  ❞ ❝  I’m really glad you enjoyed your last meal!  ❞ ❝  I’m not going to let you stab me!  ❞ ❝  It’s my body so it’s my choice.  ❞ ❝  Not a fucking word.  ❞ ❝  There’s this moster in my room… He’s been in there for awhile…  ❞ ❝  See, you’re getting attached. You wanna avoid that.  ❞ ❝  [insert name] tried to bite my leg off the other day. I think it might be his motherly urges coming in.  ❞ ❝  And that’s my cue. We’re going to your apartment.  ❞ ❝  How are you doing that thing with the lights?  ❞ ❝  [insert name]’s just having a field day with your electric bill.  ❞ ❝  Oh, real mature.  ❞

[innaflash]

I might bend I may bruise But, I will never Ever Let myself break Not While I still have Something to PROTECT

[zorra-lombardi-a-deactivated202]

Send me 🌺 to place a flower in my muse's hair.

[powai-blog]

spin the bottle except instead of kissing each other you fight

[andasr]

For anyone interested, consider the game Slap or Kiss. We played this game so many times senior year of college, I don’t know why our drunk selves were so obsessed with slapping and kissing each other. It’s exactly what it sounds like:

1. You spin the bottle. Whoever it lands on will either have to slap or kiss you.

2. You, the spinner, leave the room. Everyone else gets to vote on whether you will get slapped or kiss. Majority wins, the person who the bottle landed on doesn’t get a vote.

3. When it’s decided, you’re called back in for the surprise Slap or Kiss, and everyone watches with anticipation because they all know and you have no idea and i love it

Bonus: Combine it with Truth or Dare. If you don’t like the Truth or Dare you got, you can choose to do Slap or Kiss instead.

[blckvcnomarchive-deactivated201]

BOLD what applies to your muse.

PLACE IN SOCIETY

financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty - penniless. (verse dependent)

medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged. (verse dependent) 

class or caste: upper / middle / working / slave (essentially) / unsure. (verse dependent)

education: qualified / unqualified / studying.

criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no.

FAMILY

married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated.  (verse dependent)

has a child or children  / has no children / wants children / verse dependent.

close with sibling(s) / not close with (step)sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased/ doesn’t remember sibling / verse dependent.

orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s) / doesn’t remember parents.

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

extroverted / introverted / in between.

disorganized / organized / in between.

close minded / open-minded  / in between.

calm / anxious / in between.

disagreeable / agreeable / in between.

cautious / reckless / in between.

patient / impatient / in between.

outspoken / reserved / in between.

leader / follower / in between.

empathetic / unemphatic / in between.

optimistic / pessimistic / in between.

traditional / modern / in between

hard-working / lazy / in between.

cultured / un-cultured / in between / unknown.

loyal / disloyal / unknown.

faithful / unfaithful / unknown.

BELIEFS

monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic.

belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in aliens: yes  / no / don’t know / don’t care.

religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious.

philosophical: yes / no.

OPINIONS

pro-suicide / anti-suicide / doesn’t know or on the fence / doesn’t care.

pro-euthanasia / anti-euthanasia / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-choice / anti-abortion / doesn’t know or on the fence. / doesn’t care.

pro-marriage / anti-marriage / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t know or on the fence. / doesn’t care.

pro-murder / anti-murder / doesn’t know or on the fence. / doesn’t care.

pro-cannibalism / anti-cannibalism / doesn’t know or on the fence.

left wing / right wing / middle / doesn’t know or on the fence. / doesn’t care.

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / questioning.

sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable.

romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable.

sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious.

potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

ABILITIES

combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none. (verse dependent) 

literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

HABITS

drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

medicinal drugs: never / sometimes  / frequently / to excess.

indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. (verse dependent) 

splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. (verse dependent) 

gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.