I have the best URL.

Don't forget to check my about.

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hyenatoothed replied to your post:hyenatoothed replied to your post:yes I was…...

i was joking too my guy

Maybe you should’ve said so before I wrote on them.

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This mop is now mostly duct tape.

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hyenatoothed replied to your post:

yes

I was... joking... but alright, I guess.

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I’d like to thank our lord and savior, @birdrage, for the equipment needed to repair my mop.

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hyenatoothed replied to your post:To everyone who is in mutuals with me: Would any...

yes

Do you want me to autograph it.

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To everyone who is in mutuals with me: Would any of you like a knife set.

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Everything except the knife set I ordered is already broken.

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IT CAME.

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birdrage said: YOUR HAIR That's true but I like it this way.

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Nneed to get over this.

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What part of me isn't calm.

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I am calm. I am always calm. I am in fact the most calm person you can meet.

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ashurashura said: why would i be unsure. this logic is blowing my god damn mind rn. I'm certain you are and frankly I WILL retaliate.

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ashurashura said: why the fuck would i lie. if i were going to pick a fight i wouldn’t be sneaky about it, my guy. You say that but are you really fucking sure? Are you? Are you really?

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ashurashura said: nope, not trying to pick a fight, just genuinely curious. Are you sure. Are you telling the truth. I'm not sure if I should believe you.

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did you ever get your stuff? i'm kind of invested.

I didn't. At all. They never came. They are not here. I am still mad. But I have calmed considerably. I am very angry. Are you trying to potentially pick a fight or make fun of my failure because I am more than willing to blow up in your face.

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>> pokes his head into the room and comes face-to-face with a nicely upholstered chair, currently soaring through the air. it hits him square in the head but he bounces back like one of those inflatable clowns, expression completely unchanged…

“HEY DO YOU WANT A MILKSHAKE.”

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Caught in the middle of snapping xyr own laptop in half ( or at least, before it happened ) and after xe tore a pillow in half. Xe was going to regret that later. Milkshakes definitely sounded more appealing than allowing the destruction to sit in.

“--YES. I would VERY MUCH like a MILKSHAKE.” 

Cue xem dropping xyr laptop on the floor. Xe was going to regret that later, too.