WELCOME TO PANDORA, KIDDOS!!!

indie rp blog for handsome jack of the borderlands games. written by nix.

[bbyyygirl]

[victini]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* listen. I DID mean to make you upset and i DO think your opinions are shit

[glcryhound]

...hold up. wait a minute-- 😂

[glcryhound]

i miss my wife 😔 (it's jack, it's always jack..... unless i mean jack spelt like jak. at which can, you find my purest boi over at; @heroatheart

[glcryhound]

so bl3 is gr8 👌👌👌👌

[glcryhound]

and now i can add that bl4 is 1000% gr8'er than previous game 🤣

[squeezesmen]

indie rp blog for amon the forgeknight of borderlands 4! oc & crossover friendly! bio & verses tba'd, rules are under the cut below!

follows back from iobartach - this is a side blog!!!

"Do you know that it's possible to squeeze a man's head so hard that his brain turns into a diamond?"

rules / guidelines

🪓 don't be a dick 👋

🪓 expect low activity -- blog ain't my primary focus, plus i work a full-time job too!

🪓 not interested in shipping amon with anybody for the moment -- besides, amon seemingly? has/had a husband, so... sorry, ladies/fellas! (exact orientation remains unknown for now!)

🪓 plotting is encouraged but not necessary -- in time i'll craft a modern verse for interactions with non-borderlands related muses

🪓 please note that i'm learning about this character as i go! i'm 60 hours deep into a post-main story playthrough, and amon is STILL revealing things about himself, so yeah

🪓 and ofc -- SPOILER WARNING IN EFFECT! i will tag things for at least a month, but after that... well... sorry / not sorry if things got spoiled for you!

[glcryhound]

lol this blog is now so old, people are stealing musings off it 🤣

[thornysuggestion]

i’m entirely capable of being a fucking nightmare.

[socio--flower]

Kill yourself

Kill me yourself you fucking pussy

[kissthefuture]

[solardrake]

which one of you is hovering your crosshair over me i can f⊹ucking feel it on me

[itchycoil]

could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

[fairycosmos]

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

[thcvault-blog]

BORDERLANDS sentence starters ( radio edition )

“At this rate I’ll never get to kill anything…” “Your mom sounds like a bitch!” “Your words are music to my ears!” “Seriously. Do it now.” “I lost both my thumbs in a horrific foreplay accident!” “There are three types of people in this universe: People who need to be killed, the people doing the killing and the people who pay them.” “If you get shot, I’m all you got.” “Dear ___, SUCK IT. Love ___.” “Got twelve of those bitches.” “If you give me any lip I’ll throw you in a car crusher.” “Stay for the awkward flirting.” “Simple, ey?” “If you don’t buy it, you’ll die.” “A stalker has you cornered and unarmed, what do you do?” “I pre-ordered this book before it came out and am therefore demonstrably more wealthy than you.” “Are you capable of reading?” “…Decapitates him with a single shot.” “If it took more than one shot, you weren’t using a jakobs.” “Combat is an art.” “Beauty through destruction.” “Number one, Nachos will cease to exist.” “Number three, I’ll be dead.” “I spent last night getting inebriated and left 73% of my clothing in an undisclosed location within sanctuary.” “Take your finger off the trigger from time to time.” “Humans, aim for the head.” “It’s a harsh world out there gunslingers, don’t let it beat you.” “Even when there’s a fool in your cross-hairs and murder on your mind, just remember it costs you nothing to be kind.” “You can’t kill what you can’t see.” “You won’t like them when they’re angry.” “Remember that when things get tough.” “Some people fight the power. ___ put a bullet in it’s eye.” “Still, here’s to wishful thinking.” “Now is the time to pick up a gun and get to killing.” “That’s nearly three times as many.” “Did you know that 97% of all living things on Pandora aren’t exploding right now?” “They are coming… perhaps not today, perhaps not tomorrow. But soon…” “Will you be ready to fight back?” “There are only two types of people in the universe: The oppressors and the oppressed.” “VLADOF!!”

[deerlordhunter]

Long Live the King prints!

If you purchase them together you get a rad little discount!  Go check it out over at the Fancy Owl Store.

Thanks to everyone for the outpouring of support and kindness lately, it’s truely appreciated and I’m so glad to have this many awesome people in my direct vacinity.  It means the world– so keep on keepin on. <3

[glcryhound]

yo.... i swear if i ever come back to this blog, i gotta make a new theme! lol

[glcryhound]

starter call

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