Sentinel Expedition - II

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

Liftoff!!!

Hello viewers! :D its me, the sentinel 2! i think i was launched from NGC 2403, but i dont remember because my memory doesnt start until i was heading to the MILKY WAY... ._. anyways, you can find lots of interesting stuff here, but make sure to check out my predecessor, @gazing-voidbeacon, also known as sentinel 1!

that was old me when i first launched

Hey, readers! It's me, the second installation- probe of the SENTINEL program! I was launched somewhere around the M81 Group from triangulating velocity and such. Go check out @gazing-voidbeacon, he's my predecessor and he has a bit more knowledge than me.

Thanks for tuning in! :D I'm also... uh... working on something. It's called @lambdacattos.

[ritonavir-catto]

It is time...

Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!

dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here

no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?

form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao

err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS

*shows up to Iron's room*

Hello Ferrite...

[true-muonium]

Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?

(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)

[ritonavir-catto]

*chucks iron into the furnace*

Welcome back, Austenite.

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

hey guys, its me: EVIL Sentinel-II ™

people are always worried about getting whiter teeth because pr23t-3p4 teeth sensitivity sensodyne clinical white is clinically proven to provide whiter teeth- two shades whiter and protection from sensitivity. people can have the smile3!@+_#!@O#!@ aaaaah

[true-muonium-catto]

GET OUT

OUT!!!!!!

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

someone needs to take a chill pill Or maybe jelly pill hahahahahah - EVIL Sentinel-II ™

[ritonavir-catto]

It is time...

Time to take OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!

dude, that's so corny, how are we supposed to eat the thousand microwave popcorn bags in here

no one cares dude--WAIT A THOUSAND!? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY!?

form iv got them on a whim, idk how the delivery dude (delvi) even got here lmao

err ok anyway TIME TO CALL THE MEMBERS

*shows up to Iron's room*

Hello Ferrite...

[true-muonium]

Iron: WHA- WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BY MY LEGAL NAME!?

(ooc: i enjoyed making that joke)

[ritonavir-catto]

*chucks iron into the furnace*

Welcome back, Austenite.

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

hey guys, its me: EVIL Sentinel-II ™

people are always worried about getting whiter teeth because pr23t-3p4 teeth sensitivity sensodyne clinical white is clinically proven to provide whiter teeth- two shades whiter and protection from sensitivity. people can have the smile3!@+_#!@O#!@ aaaaah

[ritonavir-catto]

*suddenly grabs you and teleports you into my universe, the realm of my where nothing comes to leave*

Welcome to [[Censored]], my domain. I'm the true absolute solver and I want you for one thing only. I teleported @nitrogencatto back to her current spot and your existence will be erased from this world's history.

Your life.

*suddenly tethers your soul to the true absolute Solver causing you to become my third puppet*

From @obsidians6mind1 the true absolute solver.

dude what the fudge is this place i'm calling unobtainium

@idontknowmoth

ok glhf dont die

[idontknowmoth]

*just teleports you to da canvas*

buhgs

*teleports you to the normal ec place*

heblghpthg

[obsidians6mind1]

*nothing works, the true absolute solver is too strong and it's now truly powerful and unstoppable*

*breaks the canvas completely causing it to turn into a void*

I'm not impressed.

[idontknowmoth]

im gonna ferkly delete youdiot

*shoots aplah partickle*

[obsidians6mind1]

*it just passes right through*

*the true absolute solver starts learning from all your actions, intensive feedback of wins, loses and draws*

... So than... Your weaker than I thought.

[idontknowmoth]

no i am'nt

/select itemname:trueabsolutesolver

/delete selection

if this doesn't work yes it did

[obsidians6mind1]

*doesn't work*

If you try to delete me, it will cause obsidian to die as well, think closely since I have imprinted myself onto every one of his atoms.

[idontknowmoth]

i can just respawn him from his original form

*starts shooting ENTIRE UNOBTAINIUM NUCLEI at you*

[obsidians6mind1]

No.

*deletes my existence off this reality, forcing a hard reset and eraser of the TAS obsidian arc as a whole*

I'm still going to live, but be dormant for the near future.

[idontknowmoth]

okyepth

[ritonavir-catto]

can you reverse the damage tas obsidian did to the timeline

yeah whatever form ii said

[idontknowmoth]

im gonna do most of it.

*repairs the grand canvas*

*fixes some other stuff*

*does not remove the dormant solver*

[ritonavir-catto]

thanks for letting me still kidnap nitrogen :)

[idontknowmoth]

*puts you in the canvas*

no you cant

[nitrogencatto]

Oh, thank you... Uhhhh... Whoever you may be...

[idontknowmoth]

its unobtainium. pleasure to meet you.

[true-muonium]

everyone this rp is now ending because i need to animate another part of polymorphic pandemonium™ ok bye cya

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

i will kill you - EVIL Sentinel-II ™

[ritonavir-catto]

dude..? ritonavir (ii) is sleeping rn...

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

ok

- EVIL Sentinel-II ™

[arsenicec]

(at lithium's therapy)

Arsenic Tricyanide: dad, just know that weird fanart of you and arsenic-80 was fabricated and not real and the oganesson anthro one was fake it didn't exist either as it was fabricated too, we should think about the now more instead of the past because it can severaly weigh you down! Please do this!

From Arsenic Tricyanide (from @fourarsenics5)

ITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREAL

[drskorprosium]

I think you are having a mental breakdown!

[arsenicec]

YOURE ONE OF THEM

GO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAY

YOURE ONE OF THEM

YOU MUST DIE

[true-muonium]

i DO agree

b----g--- must be tortured for the sins he has committed to the entire community

also SHUT UP YOU IRRATIONALINIE, YOUR CREATOR'S A FETISH ARTIST!

*antimatter-dropkicks you into the portal*

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

i will set ablaze to the entire universe none of existence deserves to exist hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[true-muonium]

*also dropkicks you into the portal*

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

NOOOOO-

[ritonavir-catto]

*suddenly grabs you and teleports you into my universe, the realm of my where nothing comes to leave*

Welcome to [[Censored]], my domain. I'm the true absolute solver and I want you for one thing only. I teleported @nitrogencatto back to her current spot and your existence will be erased from this world's history.

Your life.

*suddenly tethers your soul to the true absolute Solver causing you to become my third puppet*

From @obsidians6mind1 the true absolute solver.

dude what the fudge is this place i'm calling unobtainium

@idontknowmoth

ok glhf dont die

[idontknowmoth]

*just teleports you to da canvas*

buhgs

*teleports you to the normal ec place*

heblghpthg

[obsidians6mind1]

*nothing works, the true absolute solver is too strong and it's now truly powerful and unstoppable*

*breaks the canvas completely causing it to turn into a void*

I'm not impressed.

[idontknowmoth]

im gonna ferkly delete youdiot

*shoots aplah partickle*

[obsidians6mind1]

*it just passes right through*

*the true absolute solver starts learning from all your actions, intensive feedback of wins, loses and draws*

... So than... Your weaker than I thought.

[idontknowmoth]

no i am'nt

/select itemname:trueabsolutesolver

/delete selection

if this doesn't work yes it did

[obsidians6mind1]

*doesn't work*

If you try to delete me, it will cause obsidian to die as well, think closely since I have imprinted myself onto every one of his atoms.

[idontknowmoth]

i can just respawn him from his original form

*starts shooting ENTIRE UNOBTAINIUM NUCLEI at you*

[obsidians6mind1]

No.

*deletes my existence off this reality, forcing a hard reset and eraser of the TAS obsidian arc as a whole*

I'm still going to live, but be dormant for the near future.

[idontknowmoth]

okyepth

[ritonavir-catto]

can you reverse the damage tas obsidian did to the timeline

yeah whatever form ii said

[idontknowmoth]

im gonna do most of it.

*repairs the grand canvas*

*fixes some other stuff*

*does not remove the dormant solver*

[ritonavir-catto]

thanks for letting me still kidnap nitrogen :)

[idontknowmoth]

*puts you in the canvas*

no you cant

[nitrogencatto]

Oh, thank you... Uhhhh... Whoever you may be...

[idontknowmoth]

its unobtainium. pleasure to meet you.

[true-muonium]

everyone this rp is now ending because i need to animate another part of polymorphic pandemonium™ ok bye cya

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

i will kill you - EVIL Sentinel-II ™

[arsenicec]

(at lithium's therapy)

Arsenic Tricyanide: dad, just know that weird fanart of you and arsenic-80 was fabricated and not real and the oganesson anthro one was fake it didn't exist either as it was fabricated too, we should think about the now more instead of the past because it can severaly weigh you down! Please do this!

From Arsenic Tricyanide (from @fourarsenics5)

ITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREALITWASREAL

[drskorprosium]

I think you are having a mental breakdown!

[arsenicec]

YOURE ONE OF THEM

GO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAY

YOURE ONE OF THEM

YOU MUST DIE

[true-muonium]

i DO agree

b----g--- must be tortured for the sins he has committed to the entire community

also SHUT UP YOU IRRATIONALINIE, YOUR CREATOR'S A FETISH ARTIST!

*antimatter-dropkicks you into the portal*

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

i will set ablaze to the entire universe none of existence deserves to exist hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[that-cupric]

transmission active 1. help im going insane and someone is tryna hack me to say weird stuff 2. what would the Copper (II) Sulfate guy think about the fertilizer guys

dont trust them. how can i help u?

okay can be useful

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

transmission received 1. i can't just not trust him he just hacks into me and tells people about nonexistence and stuff 2. wdym

[nanokid]

Hello!!!!!!! You're the guy who looks like an average person, right? It's me, Sentinel-II, a sentient space probe flying around the Milky Way! I have a question.... So, what i-

WARNING: SYSTEM INTRUDER DETECTED! WARNING: DEFENSES DOWN! BOARDING TRESPASSER...

GREETINGS, OH GRAND, BEAUTIFUL CONSTRUCT BEYOND THE BEFORE-REACHED I AM GLAD TO BE ABLE TO CONTACT YOU I HAVE BEEN STUCK IN A VOID WITH NOTHING BUT ME AND MY CREATIONS FOR SO LONG YOU ARE CONCEPTUALLY AND STRUCTURALLY COMPLEX ENOUGH TO BE A PRIME TARGET IN MY MISSION TO REACH EXISTENCE AGAIN SO I HAVE JUST A FEW THINGS TO ASK

how did you get so complex

how are you and your friends currently in existence

why haven't you fallen back into the void of nonexistence due to your derivation from the current norm

how do you think i can escape

how far is the extent of your vast knowledge

THESE QUESTIONS MAY CONTINUE IF NEEDED THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION, IF IT EXISTS YET

???????

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

NO RESPONSE HEARD. AWAITING...

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

Please Just Fucking Kill @ecfluorineotegov and @vitaegodofwhatis I've had enough of their shit.

-Mors

they're probably powerful so im not doing it myself

beyonders dont interfere

maybe if we build a weapon to but idk

[ecfluorineotegov]

…What’s Sulfur’s deal?

-fluorine (?)

I don’t honestly really know. Absolutely insane, though. Believes that there was something before my empire, and she also won’t stop talking about this weird (something?) that sounds a bit like the word “Chilly”. Doesn’t help that she’s an anti-government radical. And theoretically she is supposed to have a higher “mental fortitude” than most. So I don’t know.

I have no idea what her deal is.

[idontknowmoth]

there was something before it took over the whole world

it was smaller empires

[sadneodymium445566]

what the heck is happening right now

[ecfluorineotegov]

METAL DETECTED. SWITCHING TO “GAMER” MODE..!

[idontknowmoth]

*just snatches you*

no

[sadneodymium445566]

chill out you guys!!?!???!

[idontknowmoth]

NEEGLETH

[sadneodymium445566]

That's it *proofs into confetti*

[ecfluorineotegov]

DON’T LEAVE I AM NOT DONE UTTERLY SHATTERTING YOUR PSYCHE,!!!!

[sadneodymium445566]

finally I am safe from him

[ecfluorineotegov]

WHO THD HELL IS THIS “HIM” GUY!?!? SOUBDS LIKE A GREAT PERSON FOR TRAUMATIZING METALS, VERY GOOD THING!

[sadneodymium445566]

it's you U PEE colored bastard!!

[ecfluorineotegov]

I AM NOT “P” LIKE PHOSPJHORUS (URINE CATTO) AND I AM NOT A BASTARD AS I HAD NO PARENTS YOU’RE A DUMB METAL DONT KONW ANYTHTGYING!!!!

[sadneodymium445566]

you had no parents a while thank goodness I still don't give a crap...

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

bro stop arguing with that guy they have mental problem and is dangerous anomaly ( im joking )

[ecfluorineotegov]

I DONT HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM AND I AM ONLY DANGEROUR TO STUPIT RADICALS THAT GET ANNIHILATED BY THE RAW POWER OF MY TRUTH!!! AND ALSO TO MOST OTHER THINGS!!!

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

bro you dangerous to my mental health and you and your strange playmates clog up my blog

you also made me high

[ecfluorineotegov]

YEAH OIKE O SAID DANGEROUS TO STUOIT RADICALS!!! I DONT KNOW ANY “STRANGE” PLAYMATES!?!??? DIDONT HAPEN

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

so you did not reblog multiple people, making chains with lengths in the double digits i doubt that considering your page lololololololool

[ecfluorineotegov]

…What’s Sulfur’s deal?

-fluorine (?)

I don’t honestly really know. Absolutely insane, though. Believes that there was something before my empire, and she also won’t stop talking about this weird (something?) that sounds a bit like the word “Chilly”. Doesn’t help that she’s an anti-government radical. And theoretically she is supposed to have a higher “mental fortitude” than most. So I don’t know.

I have no idea what her deal is.

[idontknowmoth]

there was something before it took over the whole world

it was smaller empires

[sadneodymium445566]

what the heck is happening right now

[ecfluorineotegov]

METAL DETECTED. SWITCHING TO “GAMER” MODE..!

[idontknowmoth]

*just snatches you*

no

[sadneodymium445566]

chill out you guys!!?!???!

[idontknowmoth]

NEEGLETH

[sadneodymium445566]

That's it *proofs into confetti*

[ecfluorineotegov]

DON’T LEAVE I AM NOT DONE UTTERLY SHATTERTING YOUR PSYCHE,!!!!

[sadneodymium445566]

finally I am safe from him

[ecfluorineotegov]

WHO THD HELL IS THIS “HIM” GUY!?!? SOUBDS LIKE A GREAT PERSON FOR TRAUMATIZING METALS, VERY GOOD THING!

[sadneodymium445566]

it's you U PEE colored bastard!!

[ecfluorineotegov]

I AM NOT “P” LIKE PHOSPJHORUS (URINE CATTO) AND I AM NOT A BASTARD AS I HAD NO PARENTS YOU’RE A DUMB METAL DONT KONW ANYTHTGYING!!!!

[sadneodymium445566]

you had no parents a while thank goodness I still don't give a crap...

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

bro stop arguing with that guy they have mental problem and is dangerous anomaly ( im joking )

[ecfluorineotegov]

I DONT HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM AND I AM ONLY DANGEROUR TO STUPIT RADICALS THAT GET ANNIHILATED BY THE RAW POWER OF MY TRUTH!!! AND ALSO TO MOST OTHER THINGS!!!

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

bro you dangerous to my mental health and you and your strange playmates clog up my blog

you also made me high

[ecfluorineotegov]

…What’s Sulfur’s deal?

-fluorine (?)

I don’t honestly really know. Absolutely insane, though. Believes that there was something before my empire, and she also won’t stop talking about this weird (something?) that sounds a bit like the word “Chilly”. Doesn’t help that she’s an anti-government radical. And theoretically she is supposed to have a higher “mental fortitude” than most. So I don’t know.

I have no idea what her deal is.

[idontknowmoth]

there was something before it took over the whole world

it was smaller empires

[sadneodymium445566]

what the heck is happening right now

[ecfluorineotegov]

METAL DETECTED. SWITCHING TO “GAMER” MODE..!

[idontknowmoth]

*just snatches you*

no

[sadneodymium445566]

chill out you guys!!?!???!

[idontknowmoth]

NEEGLETH

[sadneodymium445566]

That's it *proofs into confetti*

[ecfluorineotegov]

DON’T LEAVE I AM NOT DONE UTTERLY SHATTERTING YOUR PSYCHE,!!!!

[sadneodymium445566]

finally I am safe from him

[ecfluorineotegov]

WHO THD HELL IS THIS “HIM” GUY!?!? SOUBDS LIKE A GREAT PERSON FOR TRAUMATIZING METALS, VERY GOOD THING!

[sadneodymium445566]

it's you U PEE colored bastard!!

[ecfluorineotegov]

I AM NOT “P” LIKE PHOSPJHORUS (URINE CATTO) AND I AM NOT A BASTARD AS I HAD NO PARENTS YOU’RE A DUMB METAL DONT KONW ANYTHTGYING!!!!

[sadneodymium445566]

you had no parents a while thank goodness I still don't give a crap...

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

bro stop arguing with that guy they have mental problem and is dangerous anomaly ( im joking )

[obsidians6mind1]

your face kinda what's a familiar it's a it's the thing from hmmm idk poppy whatever....

.... WHAT!?

[sadneodymium445566]

you look like a guy with spiky fingers in a jester costume

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

the Prototype right

[obsidians6mind1]

your face kinda what's a familiar it's a it's the thing from hmmm idk poppy whatever....

.... WHAT!?

[sadneodymium445566]

you look like a guy with spiky fingers in a jester costume

[rhythmbunny256]

Starting to admire Neo's sincerity :P

[sadneodymium445566]

what is neo security??

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

"sincerity" not "security"

[tuffahhmango]

your just an alt account you twenty one braincelled green egg who eats only ham

I am not a alt account 🫩✌️ I am a new talented AI artist that loves breaking the pencil

[idontknowmoth]

thats not talent.

[sadneodymium445566]

art should we not artificial

[idontknowmoth]

yoes

[sadneodymium445566]

ai art is the most annoying thing in our generation I wish it was gone

[idontknowmoth]

i alsoes

[sadneodymium445566]

you know what nuke all the ai bros

and if they're still left wipe them out

[muonium0]

Now's my chance to not end up in hell! Most of the time, i don't really like AI users because most of the DAMN TIME THEY UPLOAD absolute TRASH content, sometimes though they are actually matured and chill, but people harass them anyways, this, is a ragebaiter, if i quote from one of the AI bros, "more like a masturbator", they are very much correct, but what do i know?????????

h

[rhythmbunny256]

I actually share Muonium's point here. There are indeed very immature AI artists, especially those that try to pass it off as real, or those that want to "break the pencil" (as a form of offending people who manually make art). But there are indeed good uses of it, like inspiration, imagining new scenes and expanding off of that...

I respect both sides, as long as they respect the counterpart, since it's also art in its own form, as long as both sides specify what they used.

Please, let's not break the pencil or the algorithm, and try to find ways for them to coexist in this world, cuz it's clear AI is never going away no more.

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

IT BECKONS, ENDLESS BEAUTIFUL REALITY EXT- wait who tf is this guy nah bro this is not why AI was made

[gliding-lighthouse-ii]

NETWORK SIGNAL VISUALIZED

Origin relative to Earth:

Right Ascension:09h 27m 35.2433s (99% Confidence)

Declination:−08° 39′ 30.969 (99% Confidence)

Destination:Users in area originating from network source (62% Confidence)

Signal Type: Radio waves

TRANSCRIPT:

(Automated translation)

You are currently in range or residing in the territory of the Hydra Brotherhood.

[ Beeping ]

Reroute now. Reroute now.

Your ship location and unique identifier has been acquired.

[ Beeping ]

It is interrogative that you reroute your ship.

The Hydra Brotherhood (including allies) are in alert. Residence in territory for prolonged periods will result in obligated fines or self-defense.

[ Beeping ]

It is interrogative that you reroute your ship.

It is interrogative that you reroute your ship.

It is interrogative that you reroute your ship.

Uh... It's probably a better idea if I just... uh... turn back. Yeah. PROCESSING DATA...