[glitchrun]

———— 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢? 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛?

#𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐍. independent & mutuals only roleplay blog containing multiple characters from CYBERPUNK 2077 . written by lilie ( 30 , she / her , cst ). variable activity. 18+ only. previously on @synthetiiic . mobile bound!

— follows back from @thistlling

muses.

✧ v. ✧ delamain. (testing) ✧ viktor vektor. (testing) ✧ v, nate shepard.

rules below the cut.

activity. extremely random activity. i’m trying to have a life, so i’ll be here randomly. i’m happy to plot more via discord. i’m here to be gay and ship everything.

content. mutuals only. no exceptions. any starter calls or opens are available for mutuals only. anything in character is strictly mutuals only. any original content is not for reblogging. this includes jokes, headcanons, metas, thoughts, what have you.

personals. there is a high chance that i’ll block personal blogs on sight. i do check out the blog first, though, so put in your description if you roleplay from a sideblog. i will also not follow if you lack a rules page and a place with your age (minor/18+ is sufficient).

tagging. tag ‘emetophobia’ or ‘vomit’. ask me to tag what you need. i tag graphic content.

no-nos. sickness involving vomiting.

nsfw. mun and muses are 21+. mun is asexual, but loves sexcanons. there likely won't be threads that continue through the full sexual act on this blog simply because i get bored writing it, but there will be plenty of other sexual content. i may write the foreplay or the beginning and fade to black.

shipping. multiship. i’m very here to ship. my characters may flirt, but all my ships are unique and special to me. all ships require extensive plotting. i mean, that's the fun part.

formatting. i like formatting, and tend to prefer when my partners use it, but it's not required. nothing too much, i just use small text, indenting, and some bold/italics for emphasis. a list of some things I struggle to read:

if you have a long paragraph, please split it up! it's hard for me to consume it otherwise. i don’t usually do more than multi-para, bc my adhd ass.

i do prefer that people don’t use multiple spaces between words or or letters, or alternate randomly between text size. it’s difficult for me to read, thanks!

if you want to use colored text, use the ones Tumblr provides, or check that your color can be read in high contrast in light and dark mode. i use a bit of colored text but i'm happy to not use it if requested!

I also struggle to read dialogue that phonetically spells out an accent to a significant degree. it slows my reading comprehension down to a crawl, unfortunately!

keep symbols and non-letter or pertinent punctuation characters to a minimum if it breaks up the flow of the sentence or paragraph.

ooc chatting. i prefer to keep ooc conversation focused on things related to our characters or the media! i feel awkward talking about real life stuff, as the only thing i want to talk about in real life is my nerdy shit anyway. 🤣 forgive me if i'm not good at maintaining non-character related conversation. the 'tism strikes back. also, pls avoid love bombing and telling me you love me or calling me bestie unless like. we're actually close friends.

[thistlling]

pardon my absence! i've been distracted with the process of hopefully getting this new job, getting a new cat, managing new big purchases we've needed for a while, etc. there's just a lot going on, but hopefully i'll be able to be active again soon.

in the meantime, mutuals can add me on discord! let me know who you are before i accept: possum_orb

[kaleidoscope-dreamz]

[glitchrun]

butch girls giggling

that's all, thank you

[glitchrun]

sure v has a low body score, that doesn't stop her from doing heavy lifting when moving. she's the person you see carrying a washing machine up the stairs by herself. yes, she has a partner. no, she doesn't ask for help.

[thistlling]

some playing with the old and new photo mode. including johnny stalking like a jealous boyfriend, and using him as a sniper rest

[glitchrun]

v aesthetics.

smudged, days old eyeliner. torn knees in jeans. leather jackets. perfect cursive handwriting. manspreading and reclining when sitting. chipped black nail polish. stained fingertips. circuit spark scars. electric current eyes. tattoos as a physical shield. hair dye stains.

[000l]

i hate when people ask me to open up. like i met you 3 years ago give me time

[ohisms]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐀 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑬 .    (  a  collection  of  texting prompts.  feel free to change phrasing.  potentially mature content within.  )

[ TXT ] : why are you still awake?

[ TXT ] : hey, where did you go?

[ TXT ] : it's getting bad again.

[ TXT ] : guess i'll just sit in bed. alone. by myself.

[ TXT ] : you can't ignore me forever.

[ TXT ] : i can't stop thinking about you.

[ TXT ] : just saw i called you last night. how'd that go?

[ TXT ] : i really need someone right now.

[ TXT ] : we need to make plans asap.

[ TXT ] : have you seen the news?

[ TXT ] : you were blackout drunk.

[ TXT ] : testing to see if you blocked my number...

[ TXT ] : do you know anything about doing stitches?

[ TXT ] : just please let me know you're okay.

[ TXT ] : did you forget we had plans?

[ TXT ] : i know you see my messages, your read receipts are on.

[ TXT ] : meet me at [ location ], it's important.

[ TXT ] : do you need comfort, to vent, or a solution?

[ TXT ] : is there anything i should bring?

[ TXT ] : call me. please, it's important.

[ TXT ] : i can't sleep.

[ TXT ] : have you eaten today?

[ TXT ] : you are always going to be my priority.

[ TXT ] : i haven't seen you around in awhile.

[ TXT ] : i had a dream about you last night.

[ TXT ] : the names are gonna get mean if you don't text me back.

[ TXT ] : at the risk of sounding cliche, what are you wearing?

[ TXT ] : just say the word and i'll drop everything.

[ TXT ] : do you seriously not remember?

[ TXT ] : come to the front door.

[ TXT ] : have you been drinking?

[ TXT ] : how do you feel after last night?

[ TXT ] : are you up? please be up.

[ TXT ] : you looked beautiful today.

[ TXT ] : i have so much to tell you.

[ TXT ] : no one's heard from you. are you okay?

[ TXT ] : who is this?

[ TXT ] : are you taking care of yourself?

[ TXT ] : thought i'd reach out and see how you're doing.

[ TXT ] : i miss the taste of your lips.

[ TXT ] : that kiss was really nice.

[ TXT ] : stop acting so high and mighty.

[ TXT ] : i left my [ item ] at your place.

[ TXT ] : are we still fighting?

[ TXT ] : i need help and i can't go to the hospital.

[ TXT ] : are you thinking about me too?

[ TXT ] : call me, i wanna hear your voice.

[ TXT ] : i don't want to talk to you.

[ TXT ] : what do you have to lose?

[ TXT ] : you don't have to ask, i'm already on my way.

[ TXT ] : i want to take a nap on you.

[ TXT ] : even if you called 6 months later at 3am, i'd answer.

[ TXT ] : what's my name in your phone?

[ TXT ] : how's trying to forget about me going?

[ TXT ] : i have nobody else to ask.

[ TXT ] : what do you mean you're at the hospital??

[ TXT ] : sorry, i think you have the wrong number.

[ TXT ] : good morning! you up yet?

[ TXT ] : do i sense sarcasm in your tone?

[ TXT ] : you start your day at 2pm?

[ TXT ] : you need MY help?

[ TXT ] : stop texting me.

[ TXT ] : i'll leave that up to your imagination.

[ TXT ] : are you asking me to sneak out?

[ TXT ] : when will i see you again?

[ TXT ] : if you come over, i'll order us a pizza.

[ TXT ] : are we ever going to talk about it?

[ TXT ] : can you come get me out of here?

[ TXT ] : you mean like ... a BODY - body?

[ TXT ] : it's just been one thing after another lately.

[ TXT ] : forgiving and forgetting is harder than it sounds.

[ TXT ] : i want your legs wrapped around my head.

[ TXT ] : call me when you wake up.

[ TXT ] : what are you doing that's more important than me?

[ TXT ] : i'm out of town right now.

[glitchrun]

genevieve and nate are both the character 'v', but I'll largely refer to genevieve as 'v' bc nate still goes by 'nate', whereas genevieve doesn't use her real name at all if she can help it. so when I mention v, I'm referring to genevieve.

[rpclefairy]

𝟐𝟎𝟎 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 

from this generator.

❛ close your eyes and hold out your hands. ❜ ❛ what are you smiling at? ❜ ❛ i can’t leave you alone for one minute, can i? ❜ ❛ was it you? did you do all this? ❜ ❛ i don’t know how you do this every day… ❜ ❛ that is not an appropriate question to ask a lady you’ve just met. ❜ ❛ i’m not sorry. ❜ ❛ i did warn you not to trust me. ❜ ❛ do you remember anything? at all? ❜ ❛ you’re lucky you’re cute. ❜ ❛ why don’t you just kill me? ❜ ❛ did you hurt yourself? ❜ ❛ i could show you the way. ❜ ❛ i don’t feel so good. ❜ ❛ you owe me a dinner. a very nice dinner. ❜ ❛ don’t go. please. ❜ ❛ you wanna know what your problem is? ❜ ❛ i’m here to drink alone. ❜ ❛ don’t run away from this. ❜ ❛ i’m just saying, murder is an option. ❜ ❛ i didn’t realize you were in so much pain. ❜ ❛ i guess it runs in the family, huh? ❜ ❛ you wouldn’t understand. ❜ ❛ we’ve been through a lot. i think we should just lay low and take it easy. ❜ ❛ dangerous to be out so late. ❜ ❛ i hope you haven’t been standing out in the cold this whole time. ❜ ❛ i made a mistake. ❜ ❛ am i not good enough? ❜ ❛ i’m going to get you out of here. ❜ ❛ why did you bring me here? ❜ ❛ aren’t we in a good mood today? ❜ ❛ don’t shut me out. please. ❜ ❛ the storm’s getting worse. ❜ ❛ i never meant to hurt you. ❜ ❛ you’re about as intimidating as a butterfly. ❜ ❛ have you come to laugh at me in my miserable state? ❜ ❛ here, take this. you’ll catch a cold. ❜ ❛ this is the part where you leave. ❜ ❛ why are you talking like we’ll never see each other again? ❜ ❛ you stepped on my foot! ❜ ❛ you’re not a very convincing liar. ❜ ❛ we’re in completely different leagues. ❜ ❛ how did you find me? ❜ ❛ i don’t need you anymore. ❜ ❛ rough day today? ❜ ❛ snap out of it! ❜ ❛ you look better in my clothes than i do. ❜ ❛ why are you still here? ❜ ❛ can i ask… what happened? ❜ ❛ are you saying you care about me? ❜ ❛ i won’t let anyone hurt you. ❜ ❛ it’s not stealing if it was mine to begin with. ❜ ❛ well, this is where i live. ❜ ❛ we’re not so different after all. ❜ ❛ how long have i been asleep? ❜ ❛ no more lies, no more secrets. ❜ ❛ can you forgive me? ❜ ❛ i thought you… i saw you get shot. ❜ ❛ why are you really here? ❜ ❛ i wish we never met. ❜ ❛ you look like you need a hug. ❜ ❛ would you run away with me? ❜ ❛ see? i’m not just a pretty face. ❜ ❛ we can stop them. i can help you. ❜ ❛ what now? i’m tired. ❜ ❛ i didn’t want you to see me like this. ❜ ❛ i can’t do this without you. ❜ ❛ if you tell me yours, i’ll tell you mine. ❜ ❛ are you threatening me? ❜ ❛ did you ever care about me? ❜ ❛ treat me like the princess that i am! ❜ ❛ i’m not leaving you. ❜ ❛ why did you come? ❜ ❛ i need your help… and you need mine. ❜ ❛ i wish i could hate you. ❜ ❛ i see you don’t recognize me. well, it was a long time ago. ❜ ❛ you’ve lost a lot of blood. ❜ ❛ i had my suspicions, but until now i wasn’t sure. ❜ ❛ there’s nothing left for me here. ❜ ❛ that is… literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. ❜ ❛ wait. i’ve heard that sound before. ❜ ❛ just try to hang on. ❜ ❛ so why’s it so important anyway? ❜ ❛ i’ll stay in tonight, thanks. ❜ ❛ we can’t keep going on like this. ❜ ❛ in about a minute, you’ll be sorry you didn’t listen to me. ❜ ❛ is this seat taken? sorry, it’s a bit crowded here. ❜ ❛ you can’t leave me here alone! ❜ ❛ i’ll believe it when i see it. ❜ ❛ why are you laughing? this is a very serious situation. ❜ ❛ i bought two. here. ❜ ❛ i’ve seen you before, walking by. ❜ ❛ why can’t i come with you? ❜ ❛ c'mon. aren’t you worried what might happen if we go? ❜ ❛ walk with me? ❜ ❛ it’s very rude to stare. ❜ ❛ how many times have i told you? you can’t visit me here. ❜ ❛ we can’t fix this. can we? ❜ ❛ are you going to kill me? ❜ ❛ it’s not like you can stop me. ❜ ❛ it’s not safe for people to see us together. ❜ ❛ take me with you. ❜ ❛ some risks are worth taking. ❜ ❛ let them go. take me instead. ❜ ❛ what do you want in exchange for it? ❜ ❛ is being drunk an excuse? ❜ ❛ promise me you won’t overreact. ❜ ❛ how can i possibly trust you? after all you’ve done. ❜ ❛ how long have you been standing there? ❜ ❛ why did you wake me? ❜ ❛ i’m not here to talk about my feelings. ❜ ❛ you were going to leave without saying goodbye? ❜ ❛ for some reason, i’m attracted to you. ❜ ❛ promise me? ❜ ❛ it’s nothing, i’m just tired. ❜ ❛ i feel safe with you. ❜ ❛ i don’t need your help. ❜ ❛ i think i have a bit more experience with this thing than you do. ❜ ❛ no way, i’m not doing that. ❜ ❛ i do care. ❜ ❛ you snore in your sleep. it’s adorable. ❜ ❛ i have a spare bed. ❜ ❛ you’re very kind. some day it’ll get you killed. ❜ ❛ you’ll always have a home with me. ❜ ❛ of course i care. you’re my family. ❜ ❛ you shouldn’t insult people that are bigger than you. ❜ ❛ i never wanted to hurt you. ❜ ❛ i swear it wasn’t me. ❜ ❛ we can just sit here, you don’t have to talk. ❜ ❛ did you miss me? ❜ ❛ this isn’t just about you. it’s about what’s best for all of us. ❜ ❛ you can never admit when you’re wrong! ❜ ❛ is this what you wanted? ❜ ❛ what are you doing out here by yourself? ❜ ❛ sorry to put you through that. i guess i owe you one now. ❜ ❛ the only time you talk to me is when you need something. ❜ ❛ i’m still learning. ❜ ❛ if you have something to say, spit it out. ❜ ❛ you… don’t like me very much, do you? ❜ ❛ i’m on your side. ❜ ❛ i risked my life for you! ❜ ❛ whatever you’re going to ask, the answer is no. ❜ ❛ you can stay with me. ❜ ❛ i just need time. ❜ ❛ please don’t do this, don’t act like you care. ❜ ❛ who the hell invited you? ❜ ❛ what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? ❜ ❛ i just wanted to say i’m sorry. ❜ ❛ think of it as a compliment. ❜ ❛ do you ever stop being so serious and dull? ❜ ❛ it’s rare to see your kind around here. ❜ ❛ you remember me. that’s good. ❜ ❛ you’re a terrible flirt you know. ❜ ❛ are you kidding me? we’re not ‘fine’! ❜ ❛ right now i wish i was dead. ❜ ❛ i guess i should’ve told you. ❜ ❛ you’re not alone. i’m here. ❜ ❛ you’ve been so quiet. what’s on your mind? ❜ ❛ knowledge is power. ❜ ❛ you scared me. ❜ ❛ well, what’s so strange about that? ❜ ❛ don’t look at me like that. ❜ ❛ i want to be there when you get what’s coming to you. ❜ ❛ just who do you think you are? ❜ ❛ you look… amazing. ❜ ❛ we’re safe, aren’t we? ❜ ❛ you know, i really hoped i’d never see this place again. ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. get away from me. ❜ ❛ i thought you’d like this. ❜ ❛ it’s too dark, i can’t see anything. ❜ ❛ what’s that smug look for? you think you can do any better? ❜ ❛ who did you piss off this time? ❜ ❛ you should’ve thought about that before you got into a fight. ❜ ❛ i only wanted to help. ❜ ❛ you knew and you didn’t tell me? ❜ ❛ you don’t scare me. ❜ ❛ wow, look who remembered my existence. ❜ ❛ change isn’t easy. ❜ ❛ why did you help me? ❜ ❛ why do you hate me? ❜ ❛ i can’t even trust myself anymore. ❜ ❛ i was making sure you weren’t dead, since you never called. ❜ ❛ you look awful. what happened? ❜ ❛ are you here to kill me? ❜ ❛ you know you aren’t allowed in here, right? ❜ ❛ was that a friend of yours? ❜ ❛ two years later and you haven’t changed. ❜ ❛ you look like you just saw a ghost. ❜ ❛ nobody tells me what to do. ❜ ❛ you’re too scared to do it, aren’t you? ❜ ❛ come on. it can’t be that bad. ❜ ❛ i hope to repay your kindness someday. ❜ ❛ just let me do this for you. ❜ ❛ why were they coming after you? ❜ ❛ how many people have you killed? how many? ❜ ❛ how much do you value your life? ❜ ❛ you don’t know when to give up, do you? ❜ ❛ don’t lie to me. ❜ ❛ i’m not sober enough to talk about this. ❜ ❛ have a drink with me. ❜

[glitchrun]

glitchvein -> glitchrun

bc I had my dragon age blog, veilstrine, right next to this one and it kept messing me up between veil and vein

[ohisms]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐄 . ( a collection of lyric prompts based on various works by ashnikko . adjust phrasing as necessary , mature themes and language are present . )

attitude and the booze won't save you .

you fuck my life up then you say "my bad" .

you don't seem to see what a cliche you are .

repeat after me , "i'm over it" .

you don't ever cross my mind , what's a sheep to a tiger ?

i'm no prey , but i am pursued .

my best friend thinks that i'm a dumbass .

the world is burning and i laugh at the blaze .

on your horse so high , i swear to god i'm higher .

heard a rumor that you said you made me who i am .

i'm too healthy , wealthy , well fed .

i don't have the time to pretend you're funny .

self - made , self - paid , how dare you speak my name ?

i hate you so much right now .

you're not special , it's not cute .

hi , it's me , back again . here to remind you he's not worth it .

i slip up , i text you , i forget that you were so disrespectful .

they told me to be nice and i told them to bite me .

you don't want to see me bratty .

i put that teddy bear you gave me in a blender .

whiskey in my hip flask , nothing fruity .

i can see the desperation , i've got you right where i want you .

you can't stand to see me shine .

so lame that i'm your only claim to fame .

i like how you look when you really beg .

i need a new toy just to cleanse my palate .

it's gonna hurt , it'll sting .

only one strike , then you get the boot .

the only thing you seem to give me is sex .

you think you're the man , bitch please .

we both know it wasn't love , it was a big bad habit .

i only trust a fella for some light amusement .

unfortunately , you made the mistake of underestimating me .

you wish you could sway my attention .

tell me what you need .

there was potential in you .

i wanna make a couple bad decisions .

i'm no cinderella , but i like the shoes .

i do well for myself , nothing you do is extraordinary .

my dumb ass should be a little more cautious .

fuck a princess , i'm a king .

i say i won't do it , then i do it and i make myself sick .

you think you're worth all the fuss ?

to tell the truth , role models weren't around me much .

why am i such a sucker for a fuckboy's freckles ?

i say it's a no - brainer , now .

i'm crazy , but you like that . i bite back .

you already know i'm not shy .

what we did was childish , can we put this behind us ?

nothing was nice , but i loved every minute .

i don't give a fuck , i have more fun on my ones .

i've been predisposed to trauma since i was eleven .

you can keep the image of my butt as a souvenir .

being a bitch is my kink .

you're still taught the same shit .

i think she really likes me .

hide your back , she likes to stab them .

i hate that i'm so self depricating , more comfortable in bad situations .

i'm a little faded , you look like a fuckin' painting .

when i'm with you i have amnesia , got me without a mind .

i don't let a fucker on the internet tell me nothing .

this is all because you want to say you've done it .

i'm fresh out of patience .

you wish i missed you . back the fuck up .

i'm a sucker for a little devastation .

coulda , shoulda , woulda , but you did it .

i swear i'm not crying , the sun's just bright .

tell me why i need you over the next .

i'm eager to hurt more .

i swear my blue vibrator brings me more joy .

i gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my couch .

you better stock up on tissues , jacking off to all my pictures .

fake it to the top .

typical of me to go and ruin the party .

i'm having the best time of my life .

i'm having the worst time of my life .

you look dumb now that i've come to my senses .

what do you really mean when you're calling me nice ?

you wanna hold a gun but they made you a pinup .

i forget that you're still so disrespectful .

your love is not impressive .

tell it to my manager , he'll tell you "pay a fee" .

now that i can think rationally , i feel so stupid .

everybody says they love me but i'm still brokenhearted .

it's like i need a babysitter , someone to come get me .

god made me pretty , you made me mean .

say you want my body , let me give it to you .

i'm not in your circle , baby .

i just wanna push you to the edge now .

your sad life is never getting better .

what are you mad at me for , huh ?

i was living good until your locusts and your plague hit .

forgive me for the nasty things i say when i'm wounded .

so you're scared of me now , huh ?

women hold the weight of the world .

there's something to be said for a bitch who can top me .

if nothing matters , then i'll be fine .

you hate me cause you hate yourself .

dust yourself off , girl , keep your chin up .

he says i'm a lost cause and he might be right .

i'm that "fuck up your life" girl .

i would crawl through broken glass to get home .

i play my life like a video game .

i think you've gotta do way more if you wanna please me .

what's he doing ? i don't need a brave knight .

i deleted your number .

i'm not shy , i'll say it . i've been picturing you naked .

legs getting tired , can we switch positions ?

you put a knife in my back but you'll never be the death of me .

i could squash you like a little rotten fruit .

you could never , 'cause you're not clever enough .

we were good while it lasted .

my baby calls me bossy .

i don't really need a man , but sometimes i want one though .

i can't even wear my skin without them asking where i've been .

i can make you call remember me .

stupid boy thinks that i need him .

hate me 'cause i'm beautiful , bitch i don't like you either .

i think you know you can't replace me .

who do i have to kill to make everybody love me ?

i try to think , but it's no use .

maybe we can love until we're dead .

this is not an invitation .

how dare i have private desires ?

now you're crying and you're shaking ?

nothing about you is attractive to me , now .

am i fuckable enough for you ?

i don't want you and i don't want your homie .

please don't think that the sex is gonna cloud my view .

can't believe i let your hand inside my bloomers .

tell me how my ass tastes , little bottom feeder .

you don't know your way around a pussy .

i want it , i win it . call it ambition .

i don't need the dick - i need magic , i need money .

i know you think about me in the shower .

i've got several dummies that wanna get on me .

this is so small in the big simulation .

go find another bitch to hoover , count the days until you lose her .

i know you think about me with your hand down your trousers .

you don't know anyone else like me .

it's a therapist you need .

[loudsilencecreations]

[ohisms]

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑶𝑫 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑪𝑬 .    (   sentence  starters  originating  from  season  one  of  ‘ the good place ’ .   adjust  pronouns  as  necessary ,  mature themes are present! )

❛  oh ,  one question.  where  am  i ,  who  are  you ,  and  what’s  going  on ?  ❜ ❛  cool .  cool .   i  have  some  questions .  ❜ ❛  are  you  sure  you  want  to  hear ?  ❜ ❛  cool ,  bring  it  in ,  man !  ❜ ❛  you’ll  stand  by  my  side  no  matter  what ,  right ?  ❜ ❛  promise  me .  say  it :  “ i  promise  i  will  never  betray  you  for  any  reason ”  ❜ ❛  somebody  forked  up .  ❜ ❛  i  mean ,  you  do  get  how  that’s  worse ,  right ?  ❜ ❛  maybe  it’s  not …  ACTUALLY  all  that  bad .  ❜ ❛  i’m  just  asking  you  to  fudge  a  little  bit !  ❜ ❛  i  have  a  stomachache .  ❜ ❛  that’s  ‘ fun ’ .  ❜ ❛  okay ,  that’s  really  specific  and  makes  me  think  that  you  definitely  did  do  that .  ❜ ❛  what  a  condescending  bench .  ❜ ❛  let’s  just  face  it ,  [ name ] ,  you  don’t  belong  here !  ❜ ❛  this  is  a  putrid ,  disgusting  bowl  of  ethical  soup .  ❜ ❛  that  was  my  first  time  as  a  fashion  “ don’t ”  and  i  was  NOT  here  for  it .  ❜ ❛  you’re  the  most  self - obsessed  person  i’ve  ever  met .  ❜ ❛  time  to  pick  a  designated  driver .  ❜ ❛  before  you  say  anything …  that’s  it ,  i  just  don’t  want  you  to  say  anything .  ❜ ❛  we’re  gonna  bang  it  out .  ❜ ❛  okay ,  i  won’t  let  you  down …  starting  now .  ❜ ❛  remind  me  what  i’m  getting  out  of  this  again ?  ❜ ❛  oh ,  so  NOW  i’m  supposed  to  be  nice  and  make  friends ?  ❜ ❛  i’m  telling  you ,  [ name’s ]  out  to  get  me .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  got  something  you  could  slip  into .  ❜ ❛  of  course ,   the  opposite  might  be  true .  ❜ ❛  huh !  what  do  you  think  that  means ?  ❜ ❛  throwing  sand  is  an  excellent  way  to  put  out  a  vodka  fire .  ❜ ❛  good  people  make  me  insecure .  ❜ ❛  i  would  LOVE  not  to  listen  to  you .  ❜ ❛  that’s  a  very ,  very  bad  idea .  do  NOT  be  yourself .  ❜ ❛  i  said  a  lot  of  other  nice  things ,  toughen  up ,  nerd .  ❜ ❛  it’s  nothing ,  it’s  a  tiny  little  inconvenience .  ❜ ❛  dude ,  you’re  hiding  something !  what’s  wrong ?  ❜ ❛  what’s  wrong ,  what’s wrong ,  what’s wrong ,  what’s  wrong ?  ❜ ❛  what  have  you  done  to  me ,  you  monster ?  ❜ ❛  you  are …  unbelievable .  ❜ ❛  get  your  story  straight ,  bro .  ❜ ❛  i  am  VEXED ,  [ name ] .  ❜ ❛  you  have  nothing  to  prove ,   not  to  anybody .  ❜ ❛  i  know  we’ll  never  be  soul  mates ,   but  we’re  friends .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  never  actually  done  this  before ,  it  was  a  theoretical  fantasy -  ❜ ❛  ‘ dEspitE yOuR cONsTaNt MocKerY ~ ’  ❜ ❛  i  once  posed  as  a  hot  prom  date  for  my  cousin .  ❜ ❛  i  even  watched  all  ten  seasons  of  the  show  ‘friends’ .  ❜ ❛  if  i  feel  sympathy  for  anybody ,  it’s  [ name ] .  ❜ ❛  what  is  all  this  junk ?  ❜ ❛  you  devious  little  monsters ,  you .  ❜ ❛  you  have  a  very  ‘ psycho  burnout  guy  mumbling  to  himself  at  a  library  computer ’  type  of  vibe .  ❜ ❛  this  is  gonna  help  both  of  us !  ❜ ❛  we  should  keep  our  eyes  peeled  for  twigs  who  may  have  a  nefarious  agenda .  ❜ ❛  i  just  ethic’d  you  in  the  face !  ❜ ❛  lies  are  like  tigers .  they  are  BAD .  ❜ ❛  we  need  to  cancel  this  party  immediately .  ❜ ❛  why  do  bad  things  always  happen  to  mediocre  people  who  are  lying  about  their  identities ?  ❜ ❛  the  ends  justify  the  means .  ❜ ❛  what  are  you  talking  about ??  it’s  SO  easy  to  live  with  a  lie .  ❜ ❛  i’m  not  supposed  to  be  here .  ❜ ❛  you  forgot  your  own  birthday ?  ❜ ❛  alright ,  i  will .  for  you .  ❜ ❛  can’t  we  just  chalk  this  up  to  a  hilarious  mistake  and  move  on ?  ❜ ❛  can  we …  skip  around ,  and  circle  back ?  ❜ ❛  why  is  everyone  so  jealous  of  me ?  ❜ ❛  oh ,  hello  -  you  look  like  a  piece  of  crap .  ❜ ❛  hey  now ,  come  on ,  let’s  not  insult  people .  ❜ ❛  go  get  me  a  drink .  ❜ ❛  somebody  made  a  person  out  of  wet  mulch  and  leaves  and  like …  dead  slugs ,  and  that’s  you .  ❜ ❛  did  you  two  go  to  pound  town ?  ❜ ❛  i’m  better  than  i  used  to  be .  ❜ ❛  alright ,  i  have  to  ask .  is  this  thing  gonna  happen ?  you  and  me ?  ❜ ❛  you  need  to  stand  up  for  yourself !  ❜ ❛  you’re  barely  even  a  regular ,  functioning  person !  ❜ ❛  woah  woah  woah ,  you  think  i’m  into  [ name ] ?  ❜ ❛  i  need  to  step  outside  for …  some  air .  i  will  not  be  back  for …  many  days .  ❜ ❛  why  are  you  so  nice  to  me ?  ❜ ❛  oh  good ,  you’re  back .  ❜ ❛  pobody’s  nerfect .  ❜ ❛  well ,  the  nightmare  continues .  ❜ ❛  i’m  a  moron !  ❜ ❛  that’s …  not  great  for  my  case .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  ruled  the  fart  inadmissible  as  evidence .  ❜ ❛  now  i’m  bored .  walking  is  dumb .  ❜ ❛  i’m  gonna  need  a  drink …  or  three .  ❜ ❛  i  only  cared  about  making  money  and  doing  cocaine .  ❜ ❛  there’s  no  time  for  any  of  that  morality  nonsense ,  sweetheart .  ❜ ❛  this  way ,  i  don’t  owe  you  anything  -  you  don’t  owe  me  anything .  ❜ ❛  we  MUST  remain  emotionless .  i’m  talking  kristen  stewart  on  the  red  carpet .  ❜ ❛  please ,  i’m  begging  you ,  please .  ❜ ❛  does  your  brain  work ,  actually ?  do  you  have  a  functioning  head ?  ❜ ❛  sorry ,  [ name ] ,  but  i  can’t  let  us  leave .  ❜ ❛  what  are  you  DOING ,  you  goon ?  ❜ ❛  that’s  what  you  think  hell  is ?  ❜ ❛  it’s  scary ,   like  the  movie  ratatouille .  ❜ ❛  oh ,  that’s  a  joint .  ❜ ❛  REAL  weird  vibe  in  here .  ❜ ❛  i  was  definitely  expecting  some  applause .  ❜ ❛  in  my  opinion ,  which  is  objective  fact  in  this  case  and  all  cases  ever …  ❜ ❛  i’m  not  going ,  i  don’t  wanna .  ❜ ❛  it  is  literally  impossible  for  me  to  do  that .  ❜ ❛  well  -  it’s  been  real ,  dawg .  ❜ ❛  i  feel  like  i’ve  failed  you .  ❜ ❛  i  was  dropped  into  a  cave ,  and …  you  were  my  flashlight .  ❜ ❛  we  can  be  together ,  away  from  everyone  else .  ❜ ❛  holy  motherforking  shirtballs .  ❜ ❛  man ,  this  is  torture .  ❜ ❛  you  ruined  everything ,  you  know  that ?  ❜ ❛  i  was  so  close  to  pulling  it  off !  ❜ ❛  it’s  actually  a  filthy  dumpster  of  our  worth  anxieties .  ❜ ❛  i’m  surrounded  by  people  who  are  literally  better  than  me .  ❜ ❛  you  don’t  love  me ?  ❜ ❛  this  was  supposed  to  be  my  big  moment !  ❜ ❛  dammit ,  [ name ] .  you  are  the  WORST ,   and  you  can  all  suck  it .  ❜ ❛  you  had  no  idea  i  was  gonna  do  that !  ❜ ❛  yeah ,  that  came  out  of  nowhere .  ❜ ❛  oh …   but  it  didn’t  matter .  because  my  motivations  were  corrupt .  ❜ ❛  there’s  something  you  don’t  know  about  me .  ❜ ❛  the  only  thing  you  succeeded  in  doing  was  bringing  us  all  together .  ❜ ❛  uh …  next  time ?  ❜ ❛  if  this  thing  goes  sideways  again ,  you  are  DONE .  ❜ ❛  UGH ,  you’re  useless !  ❜ ❛  alright ,  let’s  try  again ,  shall  we ?  ❜ ❛  YA  BASIC .  ❜ ❛  hold  that  thought .  is  it  okay  if  i  go  work  out ?  ❜ ❛  i  think  this  is  yours .  ❜

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