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So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

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Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
Shinsou: so, how do you feel about pet names?
You: well you have to name them something!
Shinsou:
Shinsou: I-
~~~
Monoma: Yesterday y/n told me that if Shinsou was mad at me, I should just close all the jam jars super tight, so when Shinsou needs to open it he’ll have to talk to me.
Monoma: And last night he wanted some jam.
Kendo: So he asked you to open it?
Monoma: no. He threw it at the wall and broke the jar.
~~~
Shigaraki: Dogs deserve to live forever.
You: And humans don’t?
Shigaraki: Absolutely not.
~~~
Hawks: Based on statistical evidence, I think I’m immortal.
Endeavor: Why?
Hawks: I haven’t died yet.
Endeavor: That’s… not how it works.
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Toga: So, what do you want to do, y/n?
You: Well I was thinking, I like animals, so maybe a vet or something.
Shigaraki: An evil vet?
You: …no? Like, maybe I’d work in a petting zoo.
Shigaraki: An evil petting zoo?
~~~
Toga: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Toga: Ha! Just kidding! I have killed a man or two.
~~~
Toga: You got the stuff?
You: (opens box to reveal seven ducklings)
Shigaraki: Hey! We ordered eight!
You: Guys, guys, I’m just the delivery guy- (baseball cap quacks quietly)
~~~
You: So what was your childhood like?
Shigaraki: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at level 3 friendship to unlock?
You:
You: well, what level am I at?
Shigaraki: 10. So it all started-
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“Guy” can be considered a gender neutral term, right? 🤔
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You, putting honey in your tea: Hell yeah, get in that leaf soup, you sexy bee sauce.
Momo:
Momo: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
You: I absolutely f*cking do not.
~~~
Bakugou: Did it hurt?
You: When I fell from heaven-?
Bakugou: No. When you fell on your face coming down the stairs. I saw that. Everyone f*cking saw that.
You:
~~~
Present Mic: I’m not gay, but you look hot in that jacket.
Aizawa:
Aizawa: Hizashi, we’re married.
~~~
You: Who ate my fries? I swear I’m gonna kill-
Shinsou: I did.
You: -kiss you, and buy you some more, you beautiful human being. Have you been eating enough, lately?
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Kaminari, on the phone w/ 911: Y/N IS LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD!! Y/n! They’re asking what your blood type is!
You: B positive-
Kaminari: I’m trying!!
~~~
Shinsou: Monoma died of natural causes.
You: You pushed him off a cliff.
Shinsou: Gravity’s natural.
~~~
You: You are the worst human I’ve ever met.
Dabi: I’d be offended if I was human.
You:
You: what?
Dabi: what?
~~~
Shigaraki: you are supposed to bump your fist against mine.
Dabi: why?
Shigaraki: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
You: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.
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Toga: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Dabi: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.
You: People who sleep are weird.
Twice: I was a sock once.
Shigaraki: what the hell does that even mean?
~~~
Shigaraki: *napping*
Mustard: *shoots gun into ceiling*
Shigaraki: *falls on the floor* THIS IS WHY Y/N DOESN’T F*CKING LOVE YOU.
~~~
Hawks: I gave you the key to the agency building for emergencies only.
You: This is an emergency!
Hawks: what is it?
You: I missed you..
Hawks:
You:
Hawks: AW, I MISSED YOU TOO
~~~
Shinsou: This doesn’t involve you.
You: how the hell does it not-
Shinsou: Look! So what if I’m in love with you?! Mind your own business!
You:
You: WHAT-
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A school of fish following a duck
this is the most Studio Ghibli thing I’ve ever seen in my life
tbh the people i’ve met who really empathize with villains are people who have been villainized in their own lives and unjustly made to feel like they’re bad people by those around them. They doubt themselves and instinctively want to support disliked and obviously flawed characters, characters doomed to fail, and attempt to find the good in those characters that no one in their own lives see in them.
real evil people don’t relate to villains, they see themselves as the hero. :\
There’s also some interesting studies about how villains are portrayed as gender nonconforming (read: bad) - feminized men and powerful women. It’s meant to code the character as off-putting because they don’t fit the social code, but being queer, you might just see an ally.
not only that (adding onto the previous point, not disputing or derailing bc it’s absolutely true), but a lot of villains are also:
1) mentally ill / neuroatypical and for ages have been almost the only kind of characters you could look to for that even if nearly all of them are portrayed violently or inevitably become victims of their own minds,
2) abuse/assault survivors, usually as children
3) disenfranchised by other means which drives them to their villainy (living in or have previously lived in poverty, exploited by employers/had their work stolen, experimented on, etc.) which parallels in a way how poverty/racism/institutionalized violence can lead to crime for survival. villains have their initial anger invalidated and further villainized by story narratives, so seeing them fight back against it and come back again and again to keep fighting tbh can be satisying!
“real evil people don’t relate to villains, they see themselves as the hero”
Or physically disabled, and… the reason I loved the Phantom of the Opera so much? Because he TALKED (well sang) about what it was like to be rejected just for being a little different. I’d repressed most of my anger at people. I would cheerfully answer “what happened to your legs?” No matter how someone asked it or how I was feeling, because I didn’t think it was fair to be nasty to someone for being curious. (I still think it isn’t, but it’s okay to not feel like answering sometimes.)
But the Phantom was MAD. He didn’t like how people treated him and he yelled about it. And this meant so much to me I listened to it daily, to the point I’m now so tired of Music of the Night I’m still sick of it decades later.
When you laugh at people for liking villains, you miss why we’re upset.
Or that we’re just gay.
at long last– WITCH’S FAMILIAR REDUX! y’all may remember a comic I did nearly two full years ago by a similar name… i decided earlier this year to redo it in my free time to see how much i’ve improved! here it is– the good ol’ story you love about a familiar stealing a human’s phone and the human and the witch subsequently falling in love– but prettier this time! enjoy!
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“Can you see this Midoriya…Sir? She smiled!”
He saw buddy…He saw.
Self-defense? He’s 6 years old ffs…I can’t
More infuriating info:
The boy is autistic
The boy and his father were in a truck
The father stopped the vehicle and raised his arms to show he was unarmed
ONE OF THE ARRESTED OFFICERS WAS ACTIVELY STALKING THE FATHER’S FIANCE
They are trying to claim self defense AND claim they didn’t know there was a child in the truck
They fired “no less than 18 rounds” into the truck
The father was hit but still alive. The boy ended up being shot in the head multiple times.
There is bodycam footage of the incident and every official/lawyer that has seen and spoken on it has called it horrific.
50% of all police violence victims are autistic or mentally ill. If an autistic person starts screaming or can’t look a cop in the eyes, they use that as an excuse to shoot. I hope Black Lives Matter starts talking about that, too.
Police violence hurts the mentally ill a lot and of course that also means black autistic / mentally ill kids are getting hurt and killed. Ableism is deadly.
Just shut up and watch
do you ever have one of those days where you wake up as a pokemon? 😔 Mystery Dungeon will always be one of my favorite games, even if the plot doesn’t always make the most sense xD
As a side note… I am really annoyed by one thing about Star Trek.
“Replicated food is not as good as real food.”
That’s ridiculous. In Star Trek, replicator technology is part of the same tech tree as transporters. Replicated food would be identical to the food it was based on, down to the subatomic level.
Proposal for a Watsonian explanation:
In a blind taste test, nobody, but nobody, can tell the actual difference between replicated food and “real” food. (Think back to our youth and the New Coke vs. Pepsi taste tests, only worse.) BUT, humans being What We Are, the human Starfleet members insist that “real” food is better than replicated food for reasons including, but certainly not limited to:
1. Hipsters have survived even into the 24th century. “No, you just can’t make good curry from a replicator! You gotta toast the spices yourself right before you cook it or it’s not the same, maaaaaan”
2. All military and para-military members everywhere always grouse and bitch about the food and sigh over What We Get Back Home. It could literally be the same replicator recipe you use at home when someone has to work late or just doesn’t feel like making the effort to cook, but people are people everywhere so they’re going to complain about it.
3. Humans tend to think we’re smarter than we actually are and we can totally tell when something is going on; as a result, human crew members insist they can “taste the difference” because their minds are making shit up, as our brains do.
4. One could presume that, generally speaking, a replicator recipe programmed into a starship or base replicator database would come out the same every time. This is perhaps the 24th century equivalent of mass catering. (I won’t try to account for the nuances of replicator tech that might allow for variances, and leave aside for the moment the fact that some people probably tinker with the standard “recipes” to suit their own taste.) The single thing that would be different in this case about “real” food is the variation, since of course the “real” dish will have slight variances every time due to the whims of the cook, the oven temperature fluctuation, freshness of ingredients, etc.. And since we are an easily bored species who really, really hates boredom, I bet people would jump all over that to lament the lack of “real” food when they’re out exploring strange new worlds and new civilizations and whatnot. (This is the only reason I can think of that might hold up to scrutiny.)
The Vulcans in Starfleet (and Data), of course, remain baffled by this human insistence that “replicator food isn’t as good as ‘real’ food”, as it defies all known forms of logic.
Hmm. This is a fair point. It occurs to me that I once met a Texan who commented that the chili in a restaurant I worked at was not as good as what they made in Texas, and when I pointed out that the cook was a Texan and the chili was his personal recipe, for which he had won awards in Texas, just said “Doesn’t matter. Wasn’t made in Texas.”
I gotta be honest, Replicator technology is one of the things I am SUPREMELY jealous of, and I’m… okay, I’m not a great cook, but I can cook and there are several dishes I do very well. I think if I had access to the technology I would cook a lot less, though, and I would for sure use replicated ingredients.
1. It is not just hipsters that act like this about food. All the grandmothers I know feel this way too, and I don’t see that ever changing.
The missing ingredient is love, obviously. You can’t get that from a replicator.
Right, for that you need the holodeck.
One of the favorite ways I saw this extrapolated out was a fic that had two humans agreeing that replicated clothes are “itchy” to the bafflement of a Vulcan insisting that they were molecularly identical and that was impossible.
pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these
I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins..
Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers
Friendly reminder that most farm workers are paid nearly nothing via loopholes (don’t have to follow minimum wage if you arent paying by the hour!)
And that “unskilled labor” isn’t an actual thing. It’s just used by desk jockeys who play on the internet all day instead of working so they feel superior to everyone who actually does the work they profit off of. And of course, to make themselves feel better for the abuse they dish out.