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THAT VIDEO SENDS ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME KOLBI
—“DUKE BALONEY, huh?” He tried the name on the tongue, though nothing struck him as familiar as the duck’s physical appearance – something Donald just couldn’t quite place – an unusual feeling in the pit of his gut. “—NOPE – doesn’t ring a bell, but I must’a seen ya around before. Name’s Donald Duck!”
He reached his hand out to shake the other’s; though thankfully the concept of shaking one’s hand clinging with chum and seafood not disconcerting him as much as it would any other person. Though the smell, even as much as he was used to it, still wasn’t pleasant.
—“How long have ya been working over here? I once took a factory job canning fish a few buildings over. Still haven’t gotten over it…”
HE GENUINELY ENJOYED small talk & conversation like this — possibly making a friend or two. for some reason to him, it seemed like it’s been a long time since he’d ever done such things. but he wasn’t quite sure why. nonetheless, this was a welcoming interaction to him. what a nice fellow !
❝ NOICE TA’MEET YA DONALD DOCK ! ❞ he immediately taken notice to the sailor outfit & hat, which already earned a lot of respect from him. he was curious about it, but kept to himself for now.
❝ BAHAHA AH BET thawt reeked in the heat of tha day, ay ? OI, ah been workin’ here for tha past few months now ! it’s like me home away from home ( wherever thawt is ) — ah been livin’ on sea fir a while nao. gotten sick fir a while ‘til it worn off, eheh. ❞
I FORGOT HOW FUN IT IS TO WRITE GLOMGOLDS ACCENT
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IF IM BEING HONEST THE FINALE DID SPARK A BIT OF LOVE IN MY HEART FOR MY OLD BOY
Scrooge & Flintheart (& Manny!) take on Lunaris
"Ya sure do look familiar... ,':/"
HE PAUSES IN between weighing bait on the lift & redirects his attention towards the customer. a puzzled, pondering expression on his face as he looked at the other in their eyes — ‘til a split moment later he smiles & lets out a bit of a laugh.
❝ YA MUST BE mistakin’ me for ole’ DUKE A’ THE SEA — ahaha. ❞ he pointed a thumb towards a conveniently framed old-style painting hung up behind him & his shop; it depicts a similar looking short, wide buff duck covered in seaweed & coral facing dramatically in front of a wooden boat. circa 1539.
❝ — BUT MAYBE YA CAN REFRESH M’ MEMORY. the names duke, DUKE BALONEY ! AND Y’SELF ? ❞
what is your muse made of ?
❝ AHAHA ! YAH COULDN’T EVEN SPEEHL ‘ WEIRDNESS ’ CORRECTLY YAH STOOHPID CHARHT ! ❞
—“Another GREAT DAY to not be stuck on an island!”
❝ WHOT ARE YE GOIN' ON ABOT ? AN' HOW DID'YE GET IN MAH HOUSE ?!?!? ❞
about. hey there ! im elmo. they/them. pan/ace. legal adult ™ now so it’s chill if minors don’t wanna interact/follow. i like to leave positive anons 2 mutuals. i may seem distant sometimes, even to few i consider my close friends, but i’m trying to get better with it. sometimes i send smnth & don’t respond, mostly cos im unsure where to take the convo, did i mention im dumdum ?? altho i may have difficulties expressing it, i have a big imagination & i love to tell stories, i love making people laugh/smile, few things that inspire me. i’m always daydreaming. general. my main trig is emetophobia & various dark topics. i don’t write or interact w smut. dirty jokes tend to make me uncomf & if spoken/posted a lot i may unfollow/discontinue contact. it can also cause me mild dysphoria. i have generalized anxiety/adhd/ocd + an aspergers diagnosis ( at a young age i am unsure how valid it is now ) so my communication may not be so keen sometimes. if i ever link from bad sources pls don’t hesitate to let me know. 🌟
❄️ HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO MY CLOSE BUDS !
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me every time i see elmo post
let’s get this bread *commits felony*
Here’s a color text tutorial for ya !! * . *:・ * Since you’re all wondering how I do it, here’s a tutorial for colored text The code is: <span style=“color:#color hex code”> your text </span> !! just replace that color code with any color you like! I’ll do an example! <span style=“color: #6bc5cb”> this </span> turns into this !!
Reluctant Allies -- Sentence Starters
“As much as I hate your guts, we’ll die here if we don’t work together.”
“Let’s put our differences aside for now. There are bigger issues at hand.”
“Why must I stoop so low as to cooperate with the likes of you?”
“Looks like there’s someone else I hate more than you. Go figure.”
“Alright… I’ll help you, just this once.”
“Let’s get one thing straight here: I don’t like you.”
“This is a one time deal only.”
“Don’t get used to this. It won’t be happening again.”
“I’ll kill you later, when our lives aren’t in danger.”
“Look, we both want the same thing here.“
“Hey, I’m on your side this time!”
“It’s just a matter of overlooking our differences.”
“What do you say?… Truce?”
“Give it a break for once, this is more important!”
“I’ll take the left, you take the right– No arguing.”
“Stop yelling at me! I’m only trying to help!”
“Ugh! I hate having to work with you!”
“I’ll be glad to be rid of you once this is all over.”
“’Hate’ is a strong word… let’s settle for a ‘great disliking of’.”
“I don’t want to do this as much as you do… but we have to.”
“If you want to make it through this, you’re gonna have to trust me!”
“How can I trust you when not only five minutes ago you were trying to kill me?!”
“I can’t take your sass. I’m calling this alliance off prematurely.”
“Please, for once in your life, just listen to me! We’re all in danger!”
“I don’t like you, but this is for the greater good.”
“It’s either us or them, and quite frankly, I could kick your ass any day of the week.”
“As much as I’d hate to admit it, we’d be powerless on our own against them.”
“Just because I’m helping you doesn’t mean we’re friends.”
“Don’t even think about calling me your friend. We’re not. End of story.”
“Just this once, I’ll help… For a price.”
“If I’m going to team up with you, I want something worth while out of it.”
“I can’t wait til this is over… Then we can go back to killing/hating each other.”
“If we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna do this right, and I won’t let your petty grudge against me ruin it!”
bold what applies to your muse: flaws edition !
easily scared | whiny | repetitive | selfish | arrogant | easily excitable | too silly | stubborn | blank minded | overly cautious | loud | easily bored | untrustworthy | disloyal | manipulative | over sensitive | possessive | clingy | obnoxious | gullible | annoying | judgmental | tactless | merciless | unlucky | soft-hearted | sarcastic | reckless | paranoid | unsophisticated | pushy | self critical | smart-ass | infamy | solemn | erratic