A cuppa rp memes

Sideblog for roleplay memes I created, as well as reblogged ones saved for later use, for my rp blogs. Feel free to use, request one in specific, or submit one of your own!

[crownmemes]

Sherlock (Special) Sentences

(Sentences from Sherlock (Special, 2016). Adjust phrasing where needed)

“I don’t mind you going, I mind you leaving me behind!”

“Fear is wisdom in the face of danger. It is nothing to be ashamed of.”

“It’s amazing what one has to do to get ahead in a man’s world”

“What’s so important about five boring murders?”

“That’s quite enough. Nobody asked you to be observant.”

“You are dangerously close to impertinence.”

“It is no easy thing for a great mind to contemplate a still greater one.”

“Did you summon me here just to humiliate me?”

“Is there any large body of people that you’re not concerned about?”

“Are you aware of recent theories concerning what is known as paranoia?”

“You were about the suggest there may be some supernatural agency involved in this matter, and I was about to laugh in your face.”

“Since when have you had any kind of imagination?”

“You may rest assured that there are no ghosts in this world, save those we make for ourselves.”

“All emotion is abhorrent to me.”

“Pass me your revolver. I have a sudden need to use it.”

“You are flesh and blood! You have feelings!”

“Dear Lord, I have never been so impatient to be attacked by a murderous ghost!”

“Nothing made me. I made me.”

“I saw the ghost with my own eyes!”

“It’s a dangerous habit to finger loaded firearms in the pocket of one’s dressing gown.”

“Maybe there are one or two things that I know that you don’t.”

“Nobody deceives like an addict.”

“I was there for you before, I’ll be there for you again. I’ll always be there for you.”

“I’m a doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body while naming them.”

“You are allowing emotion to cloud your judgement.”

[soulrph]

grumpy/sunshine trope prompts!

naturally these are shippy and soft and i'm honestly so honored that someone asked and trusted me to do these, so i hope y'all enjoy them just as much as i enjoyed writing them!

from the grump

" i know i can be an asshole, but... you always see the good in me. "

" only YOU could convince me to do something like this! "

" don't make this weird, but... i saw this in the store. figured you'd like it. "

" nobody's ever made me feel the way you do. "

" you're so full of light... and i'm terrified that i'll be the one who quenches it. "

" why do you stick around with a misery-guts like me? "

" you're the lighthouse in the fog, guiding me to shore... "

" i'm trying so hard, but... i can't stop myself from falling in love with you. "

" i love you... oh, damn it, don't look at me, i'm all red... "

" i don't really smile much. not unless you're around, it seems. "

" no. no way, no way in hell am i doing that. no! no... aw, fine... "

" how are you so happy all the time? "

" oh jeez... nobody's ever made me laugh like that in a long, long time. "

" i don't think i wanna know a world without your smiles. "

" i never feel like this grumpy asshole when you're around. i feel like... me. the real me... "

" hey, now... i'm not going anywhere. i'm gonna stay right here. right with you. "

" whoa... hey, now, who made you cry? where'd they go? "

" don't make a big deal out of this. you like hugs, right? so... here's a hug. "

" um... if you don't mind, i think i'd like a hug now. if that's okay... "

" the world just... feels right. when you're with me. "

from the sunshine

" i love it when you smile! i wish you'd do it all the time... "

" you have a really good smile, you know that? "

" see? i knew there was a soft heart under all that grumbling! "

" admit it. you had FUN today! "

" i want to know you. the REAL you. so let's go somewhere that makes you feel happy. "

" you can't get rid of me that easily. i'm gonna be here every day to remind you how wonderful you are! "

" you know me. you... you see me. i'm never totally myself unless i'm with you. "

" everyone else always sees this ridiculously happy, over excited, naive little baby who needs protecting. but... never you. you've always seen the real me. i guess that's what i love the most about you. "

" why is it so damn difficult for you to believe you're worthy of love? "

" you make me smile. and laugh. i feel happy when i'm with you! is that so hard to believe? "

" don't be so stubborn! take my coat/scarf! "

" come on! dance with me! "

" who'd have thought you'd be such a softie! "

" your smiles are like shooting stars. really rare, and really beautiful. "

" don't go. please? just... we can share the bed. i just don't want to be alone right now, if you don't mind... "

" we all have our flaws. you stayed with me in spite of mine. now i'm doing the same... "

" we're two sides of the same coin. right? "

" well, they do say opposites attract... "

" of course i remembered! i remember everything about you! "

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Random Headcanon Meme!

⍤ : What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep?

✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?

☕ : Does your muse prefer coffee or tea?

⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early?

♿ : Has your muse had any injuries in the past?

☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often?

⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them?

⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first?

☃  : What is your muse’s favorite season? What about their least favorite season, if they have one?

☂  : Does your muse like rain?

☼ : Does your muse like daytime or nighttime more?

🏨  : How well does your muse sleep?

❤ : What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them?

☘ : Does your muse believe in luck? How about fate?

⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts?

👓 : If your muse wears glasses, what are their glasses frames like?

♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners?

❀ : What is your muse’s opinion about flower crowns?

♬ : Does your muse sing well? Regardless of whether they sing well or not, do they enjoy singing?

📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it?

♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal?

εїз : How does your muse feel about bugs and insects?

📱 : Does your muse prefer calling or texting?

☆ : Of the sun, stars, and the moon, which is your muse’s favorite?

ツ : Does your muse prefer lots of friends, or just a few close ones?

✝ : Is your muse religious?

[starlitmemes]

A series of headcanon asks to delve more in-depth with what makes the muses tick! Questions range from the obscure to the obvious so as to dig further into a muse’s life and habits.

Be sure to specify muses for multi-muse blogs!

Coral Fragments: How well does your muse deal with stress? Do they do anything in particular to help them deal with it, and if so what do they do? 

Rosy Fog: What are their immediate views on romantic love?

Rosy Haze: Do they react well when they develop feelings for someone and if not why?

Rosy Touch: How do they show affection nonverbally? Are they likely to show affection with their words as well?

Apatite Chatter: Are they the friendly sort or do they prefer to let others start off interactions with them?

Apatite Tic: Does your muse have any sort of verbal tics or impediments?

Garnet Shadows: Is your muse apt to stab someone in the back in any way? If so, would they admit to doing so or would they lie to cover it up?

Garnet Shine: How devoted are they to their loved ones? Would this devotion delve into the obsessive side?

Garnet Core: What sorts of things would they be willing to do for friends? For family? For their significant other(s)?

Amethyst Terrors: Are their nights plagued with past memories or nightmares in general? What do they usually entail if so?

Amethyst Calm: How do they usually sleep, in what position? Do they like plenty of pillows, blankets and/or plush toys?

Makeshift Stone: What does their internet search history usually include? Are there any parts of their searches that they’re embarrassed by?

Cracked Cement: Are they adept at using technology of any kind or do they typically need help with it?

Brickwork Shadows: Is your muse good with their hands, or do they tend to be fairly clumsy?

Sapphire Depths: Do they prefer to think ahead or to leap right in and wing things?

Sapphire Beacon: What kinds of things inspire your muse and does your muse tend to inspire others?

Selenite Pillars: Does your muse think they’re mentally or physically strong? Is this belief true or only something the muse believes to be true?

Aventurine Calling: Do they believe in luck? If so, would they consider themselves lucky or unlucky?

Fluorite Cloud: If they had the opportunity, would they prefer to know what’s going to happen in the future or not? Why?

Fluorite Bearings: How strongly do they listen to their intuition? Is their intuition usually correct or incorrect?

Peridot Ghosts: What kind of things get them frazzled or anxious? Do they tend to handle them well or get swept up in the moment?

Moonstone Luster: Are there are any items they own that have sentimental value to them?

Diamond Kiss: What kind of clothing and accessories do they prefer to wear? Are there are any particular reasons outside of general comfort that they like wearing these?

Coal Dust: Can they withstand manual labor? Do they avoid manual labor as much as possible, and if so, why?

Prehnite Memory: How good is their memory? Has it always been like this or did something happen to make it this way?

Bismuth Hue: Are they sickly or get sick often?

Bismuth Aid: What sort of medication, if any do they have to take, if any? Do they refuse to take it, forget to take it, or do they prefer to keep on it?

Quartz Cluster: What kind of textures (e.g. silky, rough, slick, etc) do they prefer?

Jade Ambition: How ambitious is your muse and what are their current goals? To what ends will they go to to make those wishes a reality?

Jade Gain: How well do they manage their money?

Amazonite Comfort: What sorts of things bring your muse comfort in trying times? Are there any habits they have when things get difficult to help cope?

Amazonite Shade: Are they pessimistic, optimistic or somewhere in the middle? Was there anything that happened to them in their life that caused them to think in this way?

Topaz Storm: Is your muse the creative type in any way? How do they usually express their creativity?

Topaz Tears: Do they have any sort of outlet they use as a means to cope (e.g. writing, drawing, playing music, etc.)? How’d they get into it if they do?

Topaz Calling: Do they have anything that they have natural talent in? If so do they enjoy doing it or is it something they tend to forget about?

Ruby Craze: Are they a passionate person or do they tend to be more down-to-earth?

Ruby Light: Are they the sort to wear their heart on the sleeve? If not, why?

Citrine Focus: Are they able to multi-task or do they prefer to keep at one thing at a time?

Opal Wonder: How big is their imagination? Do they tend to share these ideas or keep them to themselves?

Opal Sky: Do they tend to get lost in their own thoughts/daydreams?

[oldmemesandhelpandthings-gone]

Autumn Prompts 🍂

Starter scenarios for the autumn season! Requested by anonymous. When sending to or from a multimuse, don’t forget to specify who the meme is for! Send a symbol for:

🍠 Our muses making a warm, hearty meal

🎃 Our muses carving Jack-O-Lanterns

🥧 Our muses baking pie

🍎 Our muses going apple picking

🥤 Our muses enjoying fresh apple cider

🥮 Our muses making Mooncake

🌰 Our muses gathering chestnuts to roast

👻 Our muses tell ghost stories around a campfire

🧶 Our muses doing needlework together

🦇 Our muses decorating for Halloween

🥣 Our muses making soup

🍆 Our muses exploring a farmer’s market

🌽 Our muses navigating a corn maze

🎞️ Our muses having a movie night

🏈 Our muses playing an autumn sport

🌳 Our muses wondering at the foliage

🍺 Our muses celebrating Oktoberfest (or just having drinks)

🍃 Our muses raking (and maybe planning to jump into a pile of leaves)

💐 Our muses making an autumn wreath

🍫 Our muses making s’mores

☕ Our muses drinking something warm on a cool evening

[memecollation]

Let’s spread positivity!;  Send me an ask about someone you love, admire, look up to, your friends, etc, and I’ll @ them for a small, happy and wholesome surprise!

[rp-memes-cafe]

❀ Things I’ve said to my pets

S e n t e n c e   s t a r t e r   e d i t i o n

“I know, life is so unfair, isn’t it?” “I know baby, life is so hard for you.” “You just want attention, don’t you?” “I’m a little busy right now, my love.” “Okay pretty lady, I see you.” “Why do you have to be so loud?” “You’re just a chatterbox, aren’t you?” “What? Why are you looking at me like that?” “What do you want now?” “Hey!... Hey!!... Stop that.” “You’re just the sweetest thing!!” “I love you so much.” “Thank you, I needed that.” “Why are you so cute? This isn’t fair.” “No, you can’t make me do tha-- okay FINE!” “You’re giving me that look like it’s gonna change my mind.” “Okay you’ve changed my mind.” “You have the biggest and most prettiest eyes, did you know that?” “You’re so spoiled and it’s all my fault.” “You look so happy to see me!” “Don’t get too excited now.” “What? Why are you yelling at me?” “Are you hungry?” “Come here, my love, it’s okay.” “It’s just thunder, don’t be afraid. I’m right here.” “You’re heavier than I remember.” “Your hair is so soft!”

[rpmemes-galore]

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time … sentence starters

“Oh, you pressed it.“

“Such a noble prince!”

“Don’t press your luck.“

“Such a gentle princess!“

“Who said you were a beauty?“

“I wasn’t born in a palace like you!“

“Give me the strength not to kill her.“

“How did you know I would press it?“

“Well, I believe we make our own destiny.”

“If we don’t stop him, our world could end.“

“Oh, a pleasure to meet you too, princess.“

“A moment ago, you died before my eyes.“

“You have an unfortunate lack of curiosity.“

“It will never be you. You will never be king.“

“If you’re going to kill me, best you do it now.“

“I’d trade in my own mother for that kind of gold!“

“You really enjoy telling me what to do, don’t you?“

“That was my sacred calling, that was my destiny.“

“Protect the dagger, no matter the consequences.”

“That’s a short time for a man to change so much.“

“It sounds as if you’ve discovered something here.“

“Only because you are so good at following orders.“

“We both know (name) was many things, but not a coward!”

“Don’t make the mistake of thinking you know me, princess.“

“How can I trust the man who breached the walls of my city?“

“There must be a reason why you can’t take your eyes off me.“

“You don’t have the heart. You will die in the shadow of a great man.“

“What you’re looking at… is the walk of a man who just lost everything.”

“Then God have mercy on the traitor, for he chose the path of the coward.“

“All the pain in the world will not help you find something that does not exist.”

“Must feel wonderful winning such a claim for destroying such an innocent city.“

“Well, I’m starting to think I’m no longer the same man who breached those walls.“

“I don’t know, he found me. He took me in, he gave me a family, he gave me home.”

“You know you really walk like one, head held high, chest out, long stomping strides.“

“How taken you were with my fainting act, eagerly leaping to assist the fallen beauty!“

“No doubt it comes from being told since birth the world was yours, and actually believing it.”

“And allow me to offer, that if punishing the enemies of my king’s a crime, then it’s one I’ll gladly repeat.“

“If you can manage it, I suggest a hint of humility before you’re presented to the king. For your own good.“

“Oh, I hardly think we know each other well enough for that, princess, but I look forward to the day that we do.“

Send 3 assumptions and I'll tell you how many are right

[roleplayers-ink]

A quick and easy plotting guide

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s):

Do I know your muse(s):  yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other 

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

[justmorerpmemes]

Unspoken Fluff Starters

A gentle brush against fingers.

A head pat.

A short shoulder rub.

Leaning into their side.

Joining them in silence.

A quick hug from the side.

Sitting with them.

Bringing them a drink.

Bringing them food.

A hug from behind.

Stroking their hand.

A slight nudge of the elbow.

The lightest ‘boop’ on the nose.

A head to head touch.

A quiet evening walk.

Sharing a meal.

One resting on the other.

Giving them their coat.

Handing them a small gift.

A comforting smile.

Making space for them to sit.

A soft brush against the face.

A quiet kiss.

A comforting hug from the front.

Sharing a nap.

[mostly-sentence-starters]

Soft Sunday meme

Favorite way to receive affection? 

Favorite way to give affection?

Non-sexual thing that always makes the muse melt?

Places they don’t like being touched non-sexually?

Do they like giving nicknames to their significant other?

Do they like being called a nickname?

What’s something their significant other can do to make them feel safe?

What’s the best way to calm down your muse when they’re angry?

Little things your muse does to show their significant other they care?

PDA that’s a definite ‘no’?

Does your muse want to have kids? If so, how many and what’s the reasoning behind the number?

Are they loud and proud about their relationships, or do they keep it private?

Do they workout or put on makeup for their significant other?

Do dirty jokes go over their head, or are they the one making the dirty jokes?

Do they find a need to be in a relationship, or do they have a ‘if it happens it happens’ feeling?

What food or drink can be given to them to show that their partner really cares?

Is your muse good with kids? What ages?

Would your muse be the one doing most of the cooking or not?

Is your muse good at housework? 

[sillyprompts]

Vanilla Sunday Meme

For muns who aren’t into explicit sexual content, but don’t mind approaching the topic. Feel free to cross out any questions you aren’t comfortable with!

Is your muse a romantic? Do they dream of love and marriage?

Is your muse a deviant? Are they overly flirtatious or forward?

Is your muse good at kissing? Are they experienced?

Does your muse initiate a lot of physical contact?

Is your muse comfortable with public displays of affection? 

Does your muse steal clothing from their partner?

Is your muse the big spoon or the little spoon?

Is your muse comfortable with, or proud of their body? Are they insecure?

Is your muse attracted to any features in particular?

Have their crushes been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split?

Have their partners been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split? 

Is your muse easily flustered? Do they blush, swear, etc.?

Where is your muse most sensitive? 

Is your muse more submissive or dominant in a relationship? 

Would your muse ever tempt their partner, e.g. flirting, wearing tight/sexy clothing?

Does your muse initiate heated/sexual contact, or do they wait for their partner?

Does your muse leave hickies? Do they ask for them?

Does your muse like to be pinned down, or to pin their partner? 

Has your muse reached first/second/third base? Home run? 

Would your muse be interested in engaging with multiple partners?

Would your muse ever send a sexual text message? Would they send pictures?

Does your muse read smut, own magazines, or watch p-rn?

Is your muse the type to discuss their sex life or sexual prowess with others?

Is your muse a top, a bottom, or a switch? Do they have a lean?

How interested is your muse in sex and sexual activity?

Do they have sex frequently, occasionally, or rarely?

[morememesforall]

word prompts compilation

complies THIS MEME // THIS MEME // THIS MEME

ADD ++ FOR REVERSE

[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention

[ wake ] for your muse to wake mine

[ cover ]  for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket

[ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.

[ kiss ]  for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning

[ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair

[ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair

[ embrace ]  for your muse to hold mine

[ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room

[ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer

[ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger

[ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s

[ weep ]  for your muse to catch mine crying

[ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food

[ hit ] for your muse to attack mine

[ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance

[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine

[ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap

[ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring

[ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually

[ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support

[ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm

[ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand

[ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did

[ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine

[ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap

[ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down

[ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away

[ dream ] for my muse to share dream with yours

[ nightmare ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare

[ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation

[ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury

[ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine

[ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger

[ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine

[ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine 

[ goodbye ] for my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye

[ secrets ]   my  muse  sharing/confiding  a secret

[ bloody ]   for your  muse  coming  to  my  muse  with  blood  stains 

[ drunk ]   your  muse  takes  care  of my very drunk muse 

[ bed ]  my  muse wakes up in  the  same bed as your muse with little  recollection  of  the  night  before

[ scream ]   my  muse  hears  your  muse  scream  and  runs  to  them

[ trail ]   my  muse  watches  as  your  muse  traces  one  of  my  muses  scars,  asking  them  about  it

[ piggyback ]   my  muse  gives  yours  a  piggyback  ride

[ jump ]   my  muse  holding  yours  up  by  their  thighs

[ carry ]   my  muse  carries  your  muse  to  their  house

[ lighter ]   my  muse  pulls  out  a  lighter  and  lights  it  for  your  muse  to  use  to  light  their  cigarette

[ shot ] my  muse  gets  shot  and  struggles  to  your  muses for aid

[ wound ] my  muse  patches  and  bandages  a  wound  your  muse  has  gotten

[ fight ]   my  muse  stops  your  muse  from  getting  into  a  physical  fight  with  someone  else

[ arrest ]   your  muse  finds  my  muse  arrested  in  cuffs  

[ hospital ]   my  muse  awakens  in  a  hospital,  finding  your  muse  by  their  side,  asking  what  happened

[ betrayal ] my  muse  finds  out  that  your  muse  has  betrayed  them and  confronts  them  about  it

[ nude ] my  muse  walks  in  on  your  muse  accidentally  seeing  them  naked

[ karaoke ]  for our muses to sing together

[ wet ]   your muse  strips  down  to  their  under  garments  and  runs  into  the  water,  motioning  for my muse  to  join  them

[ crawl ]  for  your  muse  to  crawl  into  bed  with  mine .

[ flower ]  for  your  muse  to  offer  my  muse  their  favourite  flower

[ gift ]  for  my  muse  to  surprise  your muse  with  a  gift

[ homemade gift ]  for  my  muse  to  make  your muse  a  gift

[ bestow ] for your muse to give my muse a gift, bought or handmade ( bonus if you add what it is )

[ serenade ]  for  my  muse  to  sing  to  your  muse

[ caress ]  for  your  muse  to  gently  run  their  hand  down  my  muse’s  face

[ caught ]  for  your  muse  to  catch  my  muse  wearing  their  shirt .

[ love letter ]  for  your  muse  to  give  my  muse  a  love  letter  they  wrote  for  them

[ boop ]  for  your  muse  to  boop  my  muse  on  the  nose

[ date ]  for  my muse  to  ask  your  muse  to  go  on  a  date

[ confess ]  for my muse  to  confess  their  feelings  to  your  muse

[ sleepy ]  for  my muse  to  slowly  fall  alseep  on  your muse

[rpmemequeen]

Some Intimacy Meme

Send a symbol for your muse

Send along ‘switch’ to reverse the roles

✦ to wipe something from my muse’s face (eyelash, food crumb, etc.)

✤ to share a drink or snack with my muse 

✿ to help my muse shave 

★ to stroke my muse’s hair 

♡ to give my muse a needed trim

⊙to apply make up on my muse

ღ to help my muse wash up (whether it be their hair, body, some blood off their hands, etc.)

❣️ to help my muse put on or take off their shoes 

❇ to give my muse a smile after making eye contact

❂ to offer my muse a hand to help them with a step

✪ to lean in close to say something to my muse 

❅ to lay on top of my muse

✴ to brush a thumb over my muse’s cheek

[shitthepizza]

About Pizza

Various pizza related sentences some made up, some pulled from various media… You kids want the weirdest things sometimes…

“Hands off that last slice!”

“Why is there pineapple on my damn pizza?”

“I’m going to marry the pizza delivery guy/gal.”

“Fuck, that pizza was delicious!”

“I’m always in the mood for pizza.”

“Pizza makes me think anything is possible.”

“I think of dieting, then I eat a pizza.”

“Ideas are like pizza dough, meant to be tossed around.”

“Eating pizza is sexy.”

“Pizza, the food of the Gods.”

“You had me at pizza.”

“I’ll never let pizza go.”

“A lovely cheese pizza just for me!”

“And I will always love pizza.”

“What the hell did you put on that pizza?”

“Pizza will never cheat on you.”

“If there are anchovies on my pizza I will wreck you.”

“You can’t go, I called the pizza dude!”

Love is cheesy, like pizza..”

“Is that pepperoni?”

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60 ways to say ‘I love you’ (DW edition)

“You were fantastic.”

“You’re my friend. My best friend.”

“I’m not leaving you.”

“I had a duty of care.”

“You and me. Always.”

“I was gonna be with you forever.”

“When don’t I see you?”

“Wherever you are, I’m coming, I swear.”

“I miss you.”

“You’re a star.”

“We had the best of times.”

“I need my friend back.”

“Does it need saying?”

“I’ve only got one life. I could spend it with you, if you want.”

“Go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I’m not mistaken in mine.”

“Look how far I went for fear of losing you.”

“I promised to look after you and that’s what I’m doing.”

“Hello, sweetie.”

“You are worth fighting for.”

“What makes you think I would ever give you back?”

“My life was so boring before you just dropped out of the sky.”

“You’ll never look any different to me.”

“Oh, you are brilliant.”

“That is nothing compared to giving you up.”

“I shall miss you.”

“Just this once, let me save you.”

“If I believe in one thing, just one thing, I believe in you.”

“I always see you. And I always listen.”

“Who’s going to hold your hand now?”

“Don’t forget me.”

“No one’s ever going to forget you.”

“I know you think it’s him. I know you think it all to be him. But it’s not. It’s you.”

“Think about me, when you’re living your life, one day after another.”

“Oh, I hate you sometimes.”

“I said you were the most beautiful thing I’d ever known.”

“Don’t be alone.”

“I want you safe.”

“Have a good life. Do that for me. Have a fantastic life.”

“You watch us run.”

“What if I need you?”

“Please. Don’t even argue.”

“You’re stone cold brilliant. You really are.”

“Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?”

“I’ll find you. I promise you, I’ll find you.”

“You’re my mate.”

“Take care of yourself.”

“A cosmos without you scarcely bears thinking about.”

“Are you okay?”

“One person is more amazing- harder to understand, but more amazing than universes.”

“Two hearts. And both of them yours.”

“Whenever and wherever you like.”

“I forgive you.”

“I don’t think I could ever forget you.”

“I wouldn’t risk losing you.”

“Oh, my beautiful idiot.”

“You’re the bravest man I’ve ever met.”

“What’s wrong, sweetheart? What’s happened?”

“I want you to marry me.”

“I’m changing history for you.”

“I love you.”