Indulge yourself every day and have a little more on top of that.
No, go beyond indulging...
Get greedy. Feast every single day.
That way you're always full and satisfied.
Keep your belly round and tight and don't stop growing.
Let the numbers on the scale climb and climb.
Don't feel bad for being the biggest person in the room, you've done it to yourself.
Fill doorways, break chairs, and take up space! You're living life as you should.
Let yourself grow and jiggle.
That tape measure is going to run out soon...might need a longer one to measure your vastly expanding stomach.
Munch mindlessly while lounging on the couch, you work hard enough.
Work hard enough on your calorie intake and you won't even have to lift a finger...or be able to.
Yes, keep gorging yourself heavier and heavier until its a struggle to get to your feet.
Don't fight the bulge, just embrace it.
A gluttonous life is an easy life. You eat and gain.
With plush arms and wobbling thighs you'll soon be built for comfort.
Order takeout every day, its easier than standing to cook.
Pop buttons and burst out of your pants life a true lardass should.
Watch yourself progress into obesity five thousand calories at a time.
Have some more. Seconds, thirds, fourths and fifths. Reward yourself on top of that with a cupcake.
Being able to move is overrated.
Eat yourself to one thousand pounds.
Fill whole beds and break them while you're at it.
Fuck it, fill a whole room so you're stuck there.
Live like a true pig and don't stop feasting, eating, and chugging.
Grow so out of shape that your little fingers and toes resemble plump sausages.
Stretch your stomach so much that you're never full and rarely stop eating.
Always have something in your mouth.
After you've glut yourself beyond repair, just push yourself even further.
Ignore the stretch marks and gurgling noises just fill yourself with cake and cream.
Spread your mass until you touch all four walls, thats when I'll let you slow down.
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