The Second Highest Possible Level of Developer

he/him | Old - if you're on this site I'm probably your dad's age | *sigh* guess I should start posting again

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The origin of suffering is assholes

-- the Four Noble Truths, revised edition

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flies pride flag upside down to show I'm in distress

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What if - now here me out - what if the deckchairs on the Titanic hadn't been arranged optimally?

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The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born - now is the time of muppets.

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I'm a hoarder, but for grudges.

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The intrusive thoughts *better* win - I've got money riding on it!

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Ok HVAC unit - I'll watch Mishima when I get home from work

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Become unspellable

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R&B slow jams but ace/aro

e.g., the Marvin Gaye classic "Let's Get Along"

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"I used the Banach–Tarski Theorem to DOUBLE my money, and YOU CAN TOO!"

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A watched abyss never boils

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*asks Magic 8 Ball about the week ahead*

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It's not that history is repeating itself, it's that history is grinding for levels.

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When I was a child my parents sent me to an alternative school that used the "Montresor Method". It rejects the reductive learning environments that focus on "testing" and "grades" and instead simply walls the students up in the basement.

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*at my cubicle on the severed floor, playing Freecell instead of doing Macrodata Refinement*

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Bass Pro has passed on my design for a hat that says "I will show you fear in a handful of worms"

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It wasn't that the chord was *secret*, it was just that people didn't realize that David had tuned to drop D.