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@goaskgranny-blog
Is it weird, not having crises interrupting business all the time? (Or was business better during a crisis because no one had time to cook?)
Don’t think for a minute I hadn’t cultivated a healthy addiction to grilled cheese sandwiches in this lot just as a security measure.
I’m nothing if not prepared for anything.
The mayor's ire? Didn't the mayor just leave with Henry? Does that mean you have a new mayor?
Admittedly, there has not been an election… as such, but no one has argued with @goaskgranny‘s crossbow yet.
And she’s more inclined to providing assistance with Emma’s late-night cravings when I address her as such.
Follow up to this post
No one has argued yet - and that’s the way I like it.
Have you spent any time with your brother lately?
Though I think @goaskgranny is his favorite babysitter…
I’m definitely his second favorite.
Yes. I spend lots of time with my little brother.
At this point, I assume he doesn’t realise “Granny” is an honorary title
And I’m totally fine with that
Are your babysitting services as much in demand when the town is quite as they are when villains are attacking?
Let’s just say that if I charged for my services, I might find myself with quite the savings account even in the good times.
Luckily for the parents of this town, I quite enjoy a good cuddle. But if you repeat that I’ll deny it.
I’ll sleep with the trolls in the afterlife.
AU: All right, Blondie. I've got a bone to pick with you...
I’ve got quite a few bones, you’ll need to be more specific.
goaskgranny:
Unless you’ve been sniffing the wallpaper, I can’t imagine how my decorating would be bothering you.
Now I think it might be time for you to step out from behind that counter.
I don’t normally but old, chewy meat on the menu, but I can make an exception for you.
Don’t do me any favours.
I’m quite happy to remove you the old fashioned way.
I’m sure folks around here would welcome the entertainment.
What is it like, meeting the REAL owner of your diner?
Underwhelming.
The feeling is mutual, believe me.
I’m almost tempted to go and stage a takeover at Aunty’s just so I don’t have to look at this atrocity. My poor, poor diner.
AU: All right, Blondie. I've got a bone to pick with you...
I’ve got quite a few bones, you’ll need to be more specific.
goaskgranny:
Let’s start with the ones piled up in the corner over there.
What the hell have you done to my diner?
I’ve done with it the best I could. Ever thought of interior decorating classes?
Unless you’ve been sniffing the wallpaper, I can’t imagine how my decorating would be bothering you.
Now I think it might be time for you to step out from behind that counter.
Considering our current location in this AU...
This seems appropriate.
@ask-myvindictiveside is this your work??
AU Do you think you would have any unfinished business?
Oh I’m sure I could find a few unpaid tabs that need settling.
And that might keep me from thinking too hard about where my daughter might be...
AU So now that you're in the Underworld, are you going to go kick the Blind Witch out of your place?
I have a brand to protect.
And I’ll be damned if I’m going to let Aunty Em’s out sell me, even in this cursed realm.
AU: All right, Blondie. I've got a bone to pick with you...
I’ve got quite a few bones, you’ll need to be more specific.
Let’s start with the ones piled up in the corner over there.
What the hell have you done to my diner?
AU: Why do you think the Underworld looks like Storybrooke?
I’m not sure, nonnie, but I suspect it has something to do with @ask-myvindictiveside. The problem is, it may look like Storybrooke, but I can’t seem to find anyone from there here! Apart from the dangerous ones.
Luckily I’ve found you, then.
Now what can you tell me about what that blue-haired madman has done to my diner?
Granny!!!!! It’s so good to see a familiar face! I’m not sure it’s Hades you’re looking for. @asktheblindwitch has taken over the, well, underworld version of your diner. If you ask me I think you could take her.
Oh I have no doubt about that…
And trust me, I didn’t come down here empty handed.
Shall we pay her a little visit?
I’m right behind you, Granny.
That witch won’t know what hit her.
Oh no.
I’ll make sure she knows exactly who what hit her.
AU: Why do you think the Underworld looks like Storybrooke?
I’m not sure, nonnie, but I suspect it has something to do with @ask-myvindictiveside. The problem is, it may look like Storybrooke, but I can’t seem to find anyone from there here! Apart from the dangerous ones.
Luckily I’ve found you, then.
Now what can you tell me about what that blue-haired madman has done to my diner?
Granny!!!!! It’s so good to see a familiar face! I’m not sure it’s Hades you’re looking for. @asktheblindwitch has taken over the, well, underworld version of your diner. If you ask me I think you could take her.
Oh I have no doubt about that...
And trust me, I didn’t come down here empty handed.
Shall we pay her a little visit?
AU How do you feel about chili peppers?
Clearly I don’t feel they are the commodity @asktheblindwitch does.
$10.95???? What is that - each??
AU Why did you go to the Underworld?
Someone has to keep this lot in check
Plus I hear I may need to check out my “competition” down here.
AU: Why do you think the Underworld looks like Storybrooke?
I’m not sure, nonnie, but I suspect it has something to do with @ask-myvindictiveside. The problem is, it may look like Storybrooke, but I can’t seem to find anyone from there here! Apart from the dangerous ones.
Luckily I’ve found you, then.
Now what can you tell me about what that blue-haired madman has done to my diner?
