Gravy or Butter?

Death can be sweet too {part of the AskOnceRp group}

[askbadjudgmentandgin-deactivate]

(au) Are you and the child done playing your game yet? I'm tired of all these heroes down here, please tell me you have found something to drink.

Turns out the little brat does fail after all. Although that was obvious, given where we all are…

But yes, darling, I’m back! And I’ve found the good stuff. Turns out our various mayors have been holding out on us. I say we have some fun and add some fire and brimstone to the underworld, darling.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

Color me not surprised. I never trust children, especially after what those brats did to me.

Now that sounds like fun.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

AU: Do you miss your daughter? What was your relationship like with her?

What daughter?

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

(AU) How do you decide butter or gravy?

It honestly depends on the sides.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

AU: All right, Blondie. I've got a bone to pick with you...

I’ve got quite a few bones, you’ll need to be more specific.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

goaskgranny:

Don’t do me any favours.

I’m quite happy to remove you the old fashioned way.

I’m sure folks around here would welcome the entertainment.

I’m glad I can’t see, you sound so pathetic threatening me, I’m sure you just look sad.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

AU: Can you describe your favorite meal?

Small, plump, not a lot of hair is usually nice. Basted with either butter or gravy. Roasted.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

What is it like, meeting the REAL owner of your diner?

Underwhelming.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

AU: All right, Blondie. I've got a bone to pick with you...

I’ve got quite a few bones, you’ll need to be more specific.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

goaskgranny:

Unless you’ve been sniffing the wallpaper, I can’t imagine how my decorating would be bothering you.

Now I think it might be time for you to step out from behind that counter.

I don’t normally but old, chewy meat on the menu, but I can make an exception for you.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

AU: All right, Blondie. I've got a bone to pick with you...

I’ve got quite a few bones, you’ll need to be more specific.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

goaskgranny:

Let’s start with the ones piled up in the corner over there.

What the hell have you done to my diner? 

I’ve done with it the best I could. Ever thought of interior decorating classes?

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

AU: All right, Blondie. I've got a bone to pick with you...

I’ve got quite a few bones, you’ll need to be more specific.

[off-to-never-land]

(AU) You sound like a child but you smell wrong. You also aren't a regular of my diner. Tell me about yourself little boy.

I owe you no explanation, witch. Least of all after all of my Lost Boys you put on your menu. All you need to know is that I’m Peter Pan, and I’m not someone you wish to cross.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

ask-he-who-never-fails:

You see… I mean, hear a good deal that goes on down here. I lack my shadow in this realm, and I find myself in need of an informant.

Cruella and I have a plan. If you wish to reap the benefits, you’ll take the job.

Well why didn’t you start with that? I’ll be happy to follow whatever Cruella has planned of course.

[off-to-never-land]

(AU) You sound like a child but you smell wrong. You also aren't a regular of my diner. Tell me about yourself little boy.

I owe you no explanation, witch. Least of all after all of my Lost Boys you put on your menu. All you need to know is that I’m Peter Pan, and I’m not someone you wish to cross.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

ask-he-who-never-fails:

I’ll let that slide because I killed half of them myself anyway.

Though perhaps you can do me a favor, seeing as your diner does cater to most every soul in this Hell hole.

Oh how kind of you. What do you want boy?

[asktheheartofthetruestbeliever]

AU Hello little boy, what are you doing wandering around here?

I’m looking for someone.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

asktheheartofthetruestbeliever:

The fact that you are offering me free food… in the Underworld.

I have no use for money, no one pays for food here.

[off-to-never-land]

(AU) You sound like a child but you smell wrong. You also aren't a regular of my diner. Tell me about yourself little boy.

I owe you no explanation, witch. Least of all after all of my Lost Boys you put on your menu. All you need to know is that I’m Peter Pan, and I’m not someone you wish to cross.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

ask-he-who-never-fails:

The child eater has teeth, I see. How adorable. Though I suppose I shouldn’t underestimate you; I imagine your sticky house must’ve be all the rage with every manner of insect. I ought to show the queen of the flies some respect.

I have to have teeth, if I didn’t I wouldn’t be able to nibble on all your sweet little boys. Though some were a bit bitter.

I kept my home quite clean thank you very much.

[asktheheartofthetruestbeliever]

AU Hello little boy, what are you doing wandering around here?

I’m looking for someone.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

asktheheartofthetruestbeliever:

No thanks, I’m not really hungry.

But little boys are always hungry, why would you refuse free food?

[asktheheartofthetruestbeliever]

AU Hello little boy, what are you doing wandering around here?

I’m looking for someone.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

Well how about you stay in my diner, many pass through here. I’ll make you a burger and a milkshake while you wait. Growing boys need plenty to eat.

[off-to-never-land]

(AU) You sound like a child but you smell wrong. You also aren't a regular of my diner. Tell me about yourself little boy.

I owe you no explanation, witch. Least of all after all of my Lost Boys you put on your menu. All you need to know is that I’m Peter Pan, and I’m not someone you wish to cross.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

Oh so you’re Pan. Some of your brats put up a fight, it was a bit frustrating. You don’t scare me thought boy, I’ve eaten things with bigger bite than you.

[asktheblindwitch-blog]

ask-ariel-anything:

askbadjudgmentandgin:

ask-ariel-anything:

Ursula and I may have been enemies once, but that ship sailed when I helped her find her father. I won’t betray her again, she’s done nothing to me. She changed for the better and maybe you should too, that way you could move on from this place. 

And why on earth would I want to do that, darling? It’s quite fun here. Sure, it’s missing a certain amount of gin that the living world could provide, but I wouldn’t be Cruella De Vil if I didn’t have fun and make the most of it.

Suit yourself. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, if Emma and the rest of them are here, you’ll be sorry. 

So...I can’t add sushi to my menu?

You smell off anyways.