🩷 Goatlings.com Virtual Pet Site 🩵

Coming straight from Palace Town, the official Tumblr hub for Goatlings updates! Adopt your own virtual goat at https://www.goatlings.com/

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Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars

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Goatlings has added a #vent channel feature.

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Krisgoat has posted a preview for the new "ransomware" feature!

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A new gameplay mechanic will be implemented on Goatlings in April 2026: the St. Goatling's Hospital and the black plague!

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Krisgoat has started a Patreon to fund her new virtual pet game, Paymybillslings!

The fundraiser goal is set to $250,000 for basic coding. The first piece of concept art for the game will be drawn after reaching the $75,000 mark.

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I have no ideas you guys can submit stuff if you want

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The Goatling trade and item trade features have been suddenly removed. The site owners have not yet clarified why.

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Krisgoat has confirmed users will be permanently banned without warning for asking questions or using the word "trade" onsite.

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TikTakVT has just endorsed goatlingsupdates as the primary source for Goatlings information in her latest stream VOD!

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Due to insufficient funding, the Tip-A-Kris event will remain ongoing for the rest of the year.

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Goatlings will roll out side ads to all users by February 1st, 2026 to support the site. Kris has confirmed there will be no vetting process for advertisements.

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In response to user threads voicing complaints about age-inappropriate manga ads, Kris has released the following statement:

"Dude I literally do not care. Like I really don't"

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The finalists have been posted for January 2026 DAG: "Hot Dogs"!

Which one should be added to the site?

Lady Valerian by Mlooper

Lady Valerian by Mlooper

Lady Valerian by Mlooper

Voting ended onJan 22

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Goatlings will roll out side ads to all users by February 1st, 2026 to support the site. Kris has confirmed there will be no vetting process for advertisements.

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Goatlingsupdates has escaped from Krisgoat's basement

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Welcome back! The Dung Beetle BP has been reverted back to its original Poo item.

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The Goatling trade and item trade features have been suddenly removed. The site owners have not yet clarified why.