never trust a sports boy @god-inator-3000 - Tumblr Blog

"one of these days, someone's gonna stop tolerating you."

"spell of get your punk ass to detention"

"[growly batman voice] sit in your chair!!!"

"i aM A DILDO!!"

"people have kinks, paul."

"how can i be a proper ghost if i can't even seduce frat boys!!"

"i go to hell and the punishments just you"

"did you just asked him if he pee peed in the grass??? hey steve, kaitlyn just asked if you peed in the grass!!"

"do kids normally violently threaten your life??"

"this is the big boobie company calling to inform you that your nipples are shrinking"

"have you ever touched another mans nipple?"

"paul? paul. you need to learn whisper."

"i think whispering makes it worse."

"my friend got hit by a car and now she can see sounds"

"idk if its trauma but it's certainly not fun"

“I have willingly spread communist propaganda in the name of winning a debate”

"i wanna be an obama kinnie"

'i would like you to know that i am most certainly not jazzed for this'

"you got distracted and 'oh shit, rocks!!' 'yeah im sorry, my tiddies scratched your knee skin!!"

'your feet feel good on my skin'

"psychological warfare is my specialty, bb"

never trust a sports boy