The Godfather of High School

(Landon by @gorockets and @thrynnie) Hello! I'm Selby Montgomery, the current intern of Landon Addison aka "The Godfather of High School." Although I run this blog, all of the posts, replies, and reblogs are endorsed by Mr. Addison unless otherwise stated. Please send us a message for any thoughts, concerns, or questions. FOR JOB INQUIRIES, please include: 1) your name 2) the nature of your job 3) the date your job needs to be accomplished by *All jobs are $20 minimum however we retain the right to request additional payment depending on the difficulty and/or time needed to accomplish the task. REFUND POLICY: Refunds are not available unless the Godfather of High School deems the job unaccomplished or if proof of dissatisfaction is provided. **Refunds from early termination are provided only if: 1) the Godfather of High School terminates the job himself 2) no preparations for the job have yet taken place Have a nice day!

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Green Monster Veggie Burger

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@godfatherofhs Landon ((((O______________________O))))

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Ok, tomorrow. 👌

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Hiii Landon ! I'm French and of course we all heard about the Godfather of High School here !! so I was wondering if u knew other languages like Spanish or French, and if you would like about a little trip abroad coz I love u SO MUCH ! Bisous !! <3

Nice. Thanks, mon ange~ ;^) I know a little bit of both languages but I could use a teacher. You interested? You can come visit me here~ I’m a good host. ;^)

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Hey landon! I've come to you for advice over something that I don't quite know how to deal with. A friend of mine told me the other day that she knew about 5-6 guys that admitted they had a crush on me. But the problem is- not a single one has said anything and I don't know who they are. I've never really dated before, and no one has ever confessed to me... Am I doing something wrong? I try to be super approachable and sweet to everyone...

Yoooo. Date all of them. 👌👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 They’re prob just S’s.

(Selby: Please don’t listen to him, he’s playing with you. If they’re all friends with each other, they might not want to make a move out of respect for each other. “Asshole Guy code,” as Mr. Addison is so helpfully chiming in next me. If you like any of them, I’d suggest asking one of them out. Nothing wrong with taking the initiative!)

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Landonator u sassy beast u r like rocket launcher and Selby please tell me what do u do to be as fab as u?

Nice. Thanks~ 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

(Selby: Thank you! Just be confident about being yourself-- it makes a huge difference.)

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I have a crush on a super short kid with really round hair. What do i do?

Go to the glasses shop on Johnson St. Walk inside and, when facing east, go the furthest you possibly can to the back, left side of the shop. There’ll be like two or three red and pink boxes stacked on top of each other. Open the bottom box and you’ll find a note, telling you what to do next.

(Selby: Please don’t do this, he loves to regularly send people out on strange treasure hunts. I assure you, this won’t solve anything. Try asking your crush out, they might say yes.)

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Landonino would you like my help to convince Juls about going with you to the prom ? Juls, if you ever read this : I really want to see you in a tux. (0/////-/////0)

It’s ok, I got this. Thanks though, darling. ;^) How about you go to prom with me instead? 💐🌸🌷🍀🌹🌻🌺🍁🍃🍂🌿🌾

(Selby: I’ll pass on the message to Julian about seeing him in a tuxedo!)

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About that post : http://godfatherofhs.tumblr.com/post/139336106244/landon-do-you-like-to-squish-julians-hands-i-bet

In french there’s a saying about that m, you’re gonna love it Juls (submission by  mean-suzy)

Hm? What’s that?

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WOULD YOU GIVE ME A HUG, PLEASE?!?! <3

Sure. ;^)

(Selby: Mr. Addison is disappointed there’s no “hug” emoji but he said if there was one, he’d use it for you.)

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Landon is such a good guy ^-^ dont you think hes a good guy julie? So sweet and considerate and dependable \♡w♡/

What!!!!!! Why.. > ////////-//////////>)))

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(Selby: Julian, I’m sorry, but Landon thinks this is really, really funny. He keeps bothering me to tell you that you should date him. When I refused, he tried to bribe me in about 10 different ways so, in the end, I thought it’d be better if I said it rather than him. Sorry. A warning: he’ll probably bother you about it tomorrow in school.)

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(Selby:

Apologies for Mr. Addison’s lack of replies lately, he has been very busy. But I’ll be typing up some replies for him now!)

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out of your friends ((selby, julian, isaiah,)) who would you rate most to least date-able on your terms

They’re all 10′s. ;^)

Edit:

(Selby: Out of 10. He wanted me to clarify he meant 10 out of 10...)

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you and Juls doubling with Isaiah and his gf for prom? or is he bringing Selby?

I’ll ask him~

Edit:

I asked Juls and he said no.

(Selby: I wasn’t planning on going to their prom but I’d go in a friend group if that’s what they wanted!)

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MATCHA MINI CHEESECAKES WITH WHITE CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES

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@godfatherofhs would julie like this

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Ah, yeah, def. Thank you, darling~ ;^)

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Which is your fave emoji? You gotta choose one... i know it's hard... but you gotta

🆒

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Honestly Landon, it made me really happy as a trans boy when you said you'd date trans people. Tysm uvu

No worries. Hit me up if you’re interested~ ;^)

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Aw man you guys are really cute together... landon promise me you'll always be together ok >;9

Haha, you mean with Juls right? Of course~ but I think he’d be like 🔪 if I was around too long. Worth it though. ;^)

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landon do you like to squish julian's hands I bet they're warmy he looks like he's warmy

I like to pull at his cheeks but yeah he’s warm.

(Julian: it’s true he’s done it MULTIPLE TIMES >_____> also I probably feel warm because his hands are COLD!!! -______-))))