Oliver Queen

Slow down ladys 😼. ..or other genders. (I'm trying my best here)

[godofarchery]

INTRO

(Sadly a pretty dead blog bc I’m often busy, BUT STILL ACTIVE!)(he is ooc kinda bc he’s based on a disconnected fanfic and I need more content of it lmao I’m not sure I ever said that?)

Name: Oliver queen

Age: 40

Relationship: @canarycries4u my wifee<333 (and @lanternonduty is my wife btww /he denys this) every once and awhile me and Barry are thing<3 ..we don’t mention me and Bruce

Proud father of 3(I think. Idk. I'm just a mentor) ( @arrows-or-something , @arrowsnsarcasm , @queenofarchery , @lemonflavoredsparrow , @connor-is-cool )

Pronouns: he/him

Laughs in rich

I have been bullied *COUGH ROY COUGH CISSIE* into downloading this.

TW: drugs, suicidal tendinces,

[godofarchery]

Look

I get you don’t feel good but a gnome is letting us take shots out of his hat

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Cooooool

[angelofmercy-angelofdeath]

Are you old enough to drink?

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Are you old enough to be annoying and judgey

[angelofmercy-angelofdeath]

I'm old enough to have killed things, lived with chronic health issues and fought with my insurance company often enough to know all of the customer service representatives by name, spent a year off my medication taking care of dead bodies while everyone in Gotham except for like two people hated me, lost my house to a new species of metalichen, gotten stabbed by loved ones more times than I'd like to have been, and am apparently the last of a rogue angel bloodline. And the bug that I share a body with is platonically dating an ancient crash-out warlock.

Even if I'm not even 30 years old, I think I've lived through enough to be as annoying and judgy as I want when it comes to keeping people safe.

[godofarchery]

This got rlly dark rlly fast

[godofarchery]

Look

I get you don’t feel good but a gnome is letting us take shots out of his hat

[funky-meymey]

Alone, always alone

[godofarchery]

// I wanna get back to posting so bad but nooo America has to be a shit hole so I’m always busy🫩

[arrowsnsarcasm]

Today is my husband’s birthday, and I swear to gods if anyone ruins it for him they’ll answer to me.

[godofarchery]

Demons have birthdays?

[donna-of-themyscira]

@2speedy2slick @fastestteenalive we need to have an intervention i’m calling in the big guns

[donna-of-themyscira]

@godofarchery @canarycries4u @officialgreenlantern

[godofarchery]

What’s going on here?

[2speedy2slick]

Are…uh…does anyone know if ginger-on-ginger relationships are allowed yet..?…askin’ for a friend…

[fastestteenalive]

I asked my aunt and she said yeah! Shes a ginger so shes definitely right!

[2speedy2slick]

You’re also a ginger dumbfuck. And tell Mrs.West I said thanks for the info.

[fastestteenalive]

☹️ i am not going to do that.

[2speedy2slick]

Unhelpful dumbfuck

[fastestteenalive]

YOURE THE DUMBFUCK!!!

[2speedy2slick]

SAYS THE DUMBFUCK!!!

[fastestteenalive]

FINE youre no longer invited to ANY sleepovers at my house you bitchass

[ginger-annoyance]

Make peace, small humans. And put some cash in the swear jar, damn, y’all be cussing like salty sailors out here.

[2speedy2slick]

WHO the fuck are you

[ginger-annoyance]

Your stepdad, bitch. I’m fuckin your dad.

Actually, though, I’m Thomes.

What’s up bro.

[2speedy2slick]

Ok Thow-maas

[ginger-annoyance]

Why are you saying it like that.

[2speedy2slick]

Why not

[ginger-annoyance]

Fair enough.

What’s your name?

[2speedy2slick]

Ro-I mean uh…Speedy.

[ginger-annoyance]

The fuck kinda name is that? You don’t look very aerodynamic to me.

[2speedy2slick]

I’m very fast with a bow and arrow

[ginger-annoyance]

Hm. So do you have parents?

[2speedy2slick]

Yeah @godofarchery and black canary

[godofarchery]

Black canary…

[godofarchery]

DAD?!?!?

@2speedy2slick

Roy???

[2speedy2slick]

WHY are you EVERYWHERE???

[godofarchery]

Why are YOU on TUMBLR?

[2speedy2slick]

Because I’m an actual teenager, why are YOU on TUMBLR?!

[godofarchery]

I’m hip.

[2speedy2slick]

Ewwww no you’re not! The first reason is that you still unironically say ‘hip’!

//peep the terrible grammar

[godofarchery]

All the cool kids say hip!

[godofarchery]

DAD?!?!?

@2speedy2slick

Roy???

[2speedy2slick]

WHY are you EVERYWHERE???

[godofarchery]

Why are YOU on TUMBLR?

[2speedy2slick]

Because I’m an actual teenager, why are YOU on TUMBLR?!

[godofarchery]

I’m hip.

[godofarchery]

DAD?!?!?

@2speedy2slick

Roy???

[2speedy2slick]

WHY are you EVERYWHERE???

[godofarchery]

Why are YOU on TUMBLR?

[godofarchery]

You and Dinah should come over for dinner some time soon. Lian is ready to get to know you again I think. The transition back into this life hasn’t been easy for her, but she knows who her family is.

Plus I miss you.

Dinner sounds… good, Just tell me when.

I miss you too. More than you think

[arrowsnsarcasm]

Patrol with me soon too? For old times sake?

[godofarchery]

Let me know when you’re free?

[godofarchery]

OOC

Little fun fact!

Not sure if I ever said this but the reason Ollie can be so OOC is bc he’s mostly based on A) my father B) a disconnected fanfic!

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD ONE BUT THERES NOT CONTENT💔

[godofarchery]

DAD?!?!?

@2speedy2slick

Roy???

[godofarchery]

You and Dinah should come over for dinner some time soon. Lian is ready to get to know you again I think. The transition back into this life hasn’t been easy for her, but she knows who her family is.

Plus I miss you.

Dinner sounds… good, Just tell me when.

I miss you too. More than you think

[godofarchery]

OOC

I’m sorry for being inactive!

I can’t say when illl be all the way back, I and my schools student council have a lot of things on our plate currently and have been busy with family issues as well!

I’m not quitinh fyi just saying I’ll be back soon!

(Hopefully-)

[godofarchery]

//im aware I’ve been offline a lot I apologize I’ve just been busy and burnt out I’ll start back up soon

[godofarchery]

// especially my moots IM SO SORRY