good girl, best friend

{Indie Jade Harley RP; Multiverse, any NSFW will be put under a read more and tagged}

[polkadotbra-moved]

WHERE DO I PUT ALL THESE FROGS inside jade’s dress obviously 

[godtierwithariflekind]

¡ HOLY SHIT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE WANDERED INTO YOUR CROSSHAIRS !

<i> [You frown] </i>

oh, dear. youre all coming so fast, i cant keep up. hi, im jade.

[otto-botto]

SOMEONE ACTUALLY EXPLAINED HOMESTUCK TO ME.

[moonlightandmarble]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MY FOLLOWERS WHO ARE NOT HOMESTUCK

[buzzzbuzzzmotherfucker-blog]

THIS IS HOMESTUCK?!

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

Yeah it’s not so shitty now huh

[luciferquestionableunclebob]

thank you for this! I have always wanted to know, since I found out about homestuck, what it was about!

[captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants]

WOW IF THIS IS HOMESTUCK COUNT ME IN

[godtierwithariflekind]

⁇

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

[SMS: Strideerp] daaaaaaaaaaaa[SMS: Strideerp] aaaaaaaaaaaaaa[SMS: Strideerp] aaaaaave! :D[SMS: Strideerp] drunk traget pratize is teh best!!!!!!!![SMS: Strideerp] i tnkih i may hvae shot a hole in ur wall btw.

[thefuckinknightoftime]

[SMS: doge girl] wait what

[SMS: doge girl] jade how much did you drink

[SMS: doge girl] from where did you even get that booze???

[godtierwithariflekind]

[SMS: Strideerp] idek it was jsut around so I drnak it [SMS: Strideerp] it wuznt v good i thikn it was ur bros or smth????? [SMS: Strideerp] there was alot tho so i had me a solo party aw yea

[godtierwithariflekind]

⁇

Send ⁇ for a drunk text[SMS: Strideerp] daaaaaaaaaaaa[SMS: Strideerp] aaaaaaaaaaaaaa[SMS: Strideerp] aaaaaave! :D[SMS: Strideerp] drunk traget pratize is teh best!!!!!!!![SMS: Strideerp] i tnkih i may hvae shot a hole in ur wall btw.

[persephoneslesbians]

Texting meme

[godtierwithariflekind]

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

Send ☎ for a rushed text

Send ☏ for a loving text

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

Send ø for a late night text

Send ✘ for a hateful text

[inboxideas]

Put a song in my ask. I'll listen to it and come up with an AU to match it.

No obligation to write it out just a little synopsis of like a music video for it or what you’d find on the back cover of a book.

[godtierwithariflekind]

im fine, i guess. im not dead. you?

[official-karkrab]

PRETTY MUCH THE SAME. BEING ALIVE IS REALLY THE ONLY THING GOING ON FOR ME. FOR NOW.

[godtierwithariflekind]

but, alive is the best thing, too.

best we can ask for, anyway.

[official-karkrab]

TRUE ENOUGH.

THE ONLY TROUBLE WITH LIFE IS IT ENDS TOO EASILY.

[godtierwithariflekind]

that is the smartest thing youve ever said to me.

[official-karkrab]

…….I DON’T KNOW IF I SHOULD TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT OR AN INSULT.

[godtierwithariflekind]

it was meant as a compliment. :) sorry.

[godtierwithariflekind]

im fine, i guess. im not dead. you?

[official-karkrab]

PRETTY MUCH THE SAME. BEING ALIVE IS REALLY THE ONLY THING GOING ON FOR ME. FOR NOW.

[godtierwithariflekind]

but, alive is the best thing, too.

best we can ask for, anyway.

[official-karkrab]

TRUE ENOUGH.

THE ONLY TROUBLE WITH LIFE IS IT ENDS TOO EASILY.

[godtierwithariflekind]

that is the smartest thing youve ever said to me.

[godtierwithariflekind]

im fine, i guess. im not dead. you?

[official-karkrab]

PRETTY MUCH THE SAME. BEING ALIVE IS REALLY THE ONLY THING GOING ON FOR ME. FOR NOW.

[godtierwithariflekind]

but, alive is the best thing, too.

best we can ask for, anyway.

[godtierwithariflekind]

[godtierwithariflekind]

youre rude to me 99.9999% of the time, so.

fine. but if you start being mean, im leaving.

[official-karkrab]

YOU’RE TIMELINE KARKAT IS MEAN. I COULD BE SWEET AS THAT WHITE EARTH...

[godtierwithariflekind]

im fine, i guess. im not dead. you?

[godtierwithariflekind]

Please don’t get tired of me.

it happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I wonder if it’s my fault sometimes. But then I realize that people never stay in my life. And there’s nothing I can do about it.

[godtierwithariflekind]

youre rude to me 99.9999% of the time, so.

fine. but if you start being mean, im leaving.

[official-karkrab]

YOU’RE TIMELINE KARKAT IS MEAN. I COULD BE SWEET AS THAT WHITE EARTH ROCK YOU USE SO MUCH IN SWEETS. YOU JUST DON’T KNOW.

[godtierwithariflekind]

mmhm. doubt it. but ill give you a chance.

[official-karkrab]

YOUR DOUBT DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO BE NICE.

HONESTLY I’M NOT AS BIG OF AN ASSMUFFIN THESE DAYS. UNLESS PROMPTED TO BE.

[godtierwithariflekind]

alright, alright, jeeeeeeeeez, ill take your word for it. ill be nice as long as you are.

[godtierwithariflekind]

youre rude to me 99.9999% of the time, so.

fine. but if you start being mean, im leaving.

[official-karkrab]

YOU’RE TIMELINE KARKAT IS MEAN. I COULD BE SWEET AS THAT WHITE EARTH ROCK YOU USE SO MUCH IN SWEETS. YOU JUST DON’T KNOW.

[godtierwithariflekind]

mmhm. doubt it. but ill give you a chance.

[godtierwithariflekind]

[ You frown, brow furrowing. ]

what do you want karkat? :(

[official-karkrab]

WELL. WHAT A NICE INTRODUCTION. IF I COULD FROWN RIGHT NOW I’D FROWN RIGHT BACK.

[godtierwithariflekind]

well, exuuuuuuse me for not wanting to talk to a guy whos always so...

[godtierwithariflekind]

youre rude to me 99.9999% of the time, so.

fine. but if you start being mean, im leaving.

[nevernill]

oops as I draw Jade forever

[godtierwithariflekind]

===> Be whiny