you can't have a god complex if you're God

Cade // eternally 20 // they/she/he // God ( homestuck oc ic blog by bees )

[godwithacapitalg]

I ... did murder her friends. I do have to kind of own up to that. But I had to weigh the lives of a couple dozen trolls over seven billion people on Earth plus however many billions of trolls I dragged out of that timeline.

[godwithacapitalg]

Oh my me. I didn’t murder your species. Sgrub destroyed your species. I, with great difficulty, wrested your home planet from its malign clutches and set it down somewhere safe, and apparently now it’s my fault that the game exists in the first place, or some such.

[godwithacapitalg]

I built an entire stable pocket dimension for you to live in and you’re still complaining that I didn’t drag your entire evil galactic empire inside? Nobody appreciates me.

[stormpainter]

godwithacapitalg​:

Ah, right. Violet and fuchsia are the fish, right? I did run across all 12 of your castes when I was, well, eating souls. But I have trouble keeping them in order.

yeah

[godwithacapitalg]

I mean, if Mirrak does her job, the order won’t really matter anymore anyway. At least not in that timeline. But I haven’t actually looked any further into Mirrak’s future, so who knows how that’ll shake out?

[stormpainter]

oh yeah? she dont like castes?

[godwithacapitalg]

No, she’s all about upending the caste system, apparently. She even had a nice little video about it today. She’s not very good at the public speaking bit, but I hope she’ll get there.

[stormpainter]

godwithacapitalg​:

Ah, right. Violet and fuchsia are the fish, right? I did run across all 12 of your castes when I was, well, eating souls. But I have trouble keeping them in order.

yeah

[godwithacapitalg]

I mean, if Mirrak does her job, the order won’t really matter anymore anyway. At least not in that timeline. But I haven’t actually looked any further into Mirrak’s future, so who knows how that’ll shake out?

[godwithacapitalg]

I thiiiink I effectively cauterized that bundle of timelines, but it’s always possible that another, even grumpier Mirrak could show up.

[stormpainter]

godwithacapitalg​:

So, what’s up with you, Wicked?

‘m just a fishertroll

[godwithacapitalg]

But not a fishtroll? Or is that insensitive?

[stormpainter]

nah i'mma purple, not a violet

[godwithacapitalg]

Ah, right. Violet and fuchsia are the fish, right? I did run across all 12 of your castes when I was, well, eating souls. But I have trouble keeping them in order.

[godwithacapitalg]

Mirrak, you can’t just say things like that.

[stormpainter]

godwithacapitalg​:

So, what’s up with you, Wicked?

‘m just a fishertroll

[godwithacapitalg]

But not a fishtroll? Or is that insensitive?

[godwithacapitalg]

Did I hit another troll cultural taboo? Sorry.

[stormpainter]

godwithacapitalg​:

Haha, what else am I supposed to do? It is quite difficult, but then I am omnipotent, so it’s well within my reach. And I could hardly allow the people under my watch to suffer.

if you’re omnipotent and yo’ goals are reached, why not nerf yourself and go back to a normal assed life with all its challenges and shit

[godwithacapitalg]

Hmm. That’s a good suggestion, actually. Maybe I’ll try that when I get bored. Thanks for the idea!

[stormpainter]

welcome

[godwithacapitalg]

So, what’s up with you, Wicked?

[stormpainter]

godwithacapitalg​:

Haha, what else am I supposed to do? It is quite difficult, but then I am omnipotent, so it’s well within my reach. And I could hardly allow the people under my watch to suffer.

if you’re omnipotent and yo’ goals are reached, why not nerf yourself and go back to a normal assed life with all its challenges and shit

[godwithacapitalg]

Hmm. That’s a good suggestion, actually. Maybe I’ll try that when I get bored. Thanks for the idea!

[godwithacapitalg]

She is soooo salty. About everything.

[godwithacapitalg]

Also, I never lied to Mirrak.

[stormpainter]

godwithacapitalg​:

Oh, I’m very busy rewriting all of human history to be better. It’s a task that I am simultaneously always working on and always finished with, because I exist simultaneously in every moment of my universe.

Ah, good for you. I’m glad you made it out.

..that seems like a bad fuckin idea, but i aint your minder

[godwithacapitalg]

Haha, what else am I supposed to do? It is quite difficult, but then I am omnipotent, so it’s well within my reach. And I could hardly allow the people under my watch to suffer.

[godwithacapitalg]

@libidinous-hellion

Hello! Don’t be too hard on Mirrak; she didn’t want to be Empress.

[stormpainter]

godwithacapitalg​:

It wasn’t just about getting out. I never would have done all this for my own sake. It was about saving all the people on Earth who died when our session was instantiated. All those people dead, and for what? So we could sit around and twiddle our thumbs for years? Nah.

How’d you get out?

so now whatchu gonna do

some our mulitverse contacts pulled us out when it started shreadin itself

[godwithacapitalg]

Oh, I’m very busy rewriting all of human history to be better. It’s a task that I am simultaneously always working on and always finished with, because I exist simultaneously in every moment of my universe.

Ah, good for you. I’m glad you made it out.