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*then they’d hear you too.
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*having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels
* M-MUFFIN OH MY GOD!!
* WHAT IF THE CHILDREN HEARD YOU??
*then they’d hear you too.
* ???
* THIS IS SO CUTE!!
* I’LL CHERISH IT DEARLY!
*i... uhh... there’s more to it than that.
*that’s not just any old ring...
*i... well i... i’m pastative, that you’re the person i want to spend my life with and...
*will you cheese marry me?
* AND I LOVE YOU A SKELE-TON
*words cannot espresso how much you mean to me!!
Pun game is too strong
* OF COURSE I WILL!
* IT’S SO S-SAUCE-BVIOUS
Currently just scared he’s messing up
*you know, blue... i may not be a photographer...
*but i can picture us always being together.
* OH YEAH WELL–
* I ACCEPT YOUR LITTLE CHALLENGE! EVEN THOUGH THIS IS TOTALLY BAD!!
* I MEAN THEY’RE SO CHEESY!
* YOU CAN’T MAC THE LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU!
* GIVE UP NOW! YOU CAN’T GET PASTA ME, MUFFIN!
*hey blueberry...
*will you mac and please be mine?
* MUFFIIIIN!!!
*hey there, you know i love you a latte, right?
* AWWWW!!
Oh gosh now he’s just a mushy mess at the moment.
* THAT WAS SO PRECIOUS, MUFFIN~ ♥
*and you’re berry cute, blue!
* KETCHUP IS RED
* ECHO FLOWERS ARE BLUE
* YOU’RE MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS
* I HOPE I’VE MET ALL OF YOURS TOO
*oh my god you’re the cutest!! how about this, and, for you, it’s not even a pun!
*roses are red
*violets are blue
*i have ‘i’ ‘l’ ‘o’ ‘v’ ‘e’
*can i have ‘u’
-Knock knock-
A visitor? With a small hop, he rushed on over to the door. Since he was too short, he couldn’t exactly take a peek outside.
* WHO IS IT??
* WH-!!
* YOU THINK I’M..ADORABLE??
Oh how giddy he is now! He couldn’t help but smile even more so! Sure he usually goes around with the preference of being called awesome and wonderful, but adorable? He failed to restrain himself from the small squeak that was made just then.
* THAT’S SO SWEET~ THANK YOU!
With that thanks, he followed it up immediately with an embrace and even a loving little kiss. It was just the small boost he needed to feel super cool in his own attire. And really, Sans looked super amazing all dressed up as well!
* SO HOW ARE WE GONNA GO TO YOUR UNDERGROUND THEN?
*of course i think you’re adorable, i mean, look at you.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ A small hand motion up and down Blueberry’s body. This was their second date, and Sans had already seen all of it. He literally looked cute all the time, in and out of his outfit. But something about that cute blue little scarf around his neck just made him smile. Honestly, he was grateful it looked more like a bandana than a scarf, because the last thing he wanted was to date someone that completely reminded him of Papyrus. That’d be weird... and a little gross. But the way Blueberry pulled it off just made him, really happy. It looked really nice with his physique and went perfectly with his bubbly personality.
*so uhh– i was thinking we’d do dinner, and maybe dance a little after? mettaton normally plays some pretty laid back slow music around this time for couples to dance to before the show starts. luckily, i have tonight off.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ Suddenly, Sans was smiling like an absolute idiot. He knew this question was going to come up, and he got to say one of his favourite things now. This wasn’t something he got to say often. He didn’t have any friends, and Papyrus always insisted that walking the distance was better, but he extended his hand just a little towards his partner, and with a big, goofy grin said;
*take my hand, blueberry, i know a shortcut.
-Knock knock-
A visitor? With a small hop, he rushed on over to the door. Since he was too short, he couldn’t exactly take a peek outside.
* WHO IS IT??
As soon as he heard that voice, Blueberry was overjoyed to know it’s him. His heart even skipped a beat for a moment there. It’s a good thing he isn’t seeing this, since currently he’s just freaking out with excitement. If anything, he was just as giddy as a school girl.
His eyes widened however as they were asking for a second date. And by the sounds of it, he may have a guess as to where it may be in terms of what Sans’ world might be like. He was very curious in fact, just thinking on what it must be like where Sans’ underground is like.
Finally he opened the door, and boy was he surprised to see him. A huge blush on his face as he was practically just staring for a moment. Oh man he looked amazing!
* W-WOW! YOU LOOK AMAZING, MUFFIN!!
Was this what the book meant by getting dressed? If so, then he should really try getting something to wear as well. He went from being so giddy to bashful on his own attire. Surely he looked cool in it! But he wondered if it would be fine for the date.
* UH..SH-SHOULD I GO CHANGE TOO THEN?
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ Small skeleton hands moved up, fiddling with the vest and the bow-tie nervously. He had never been dressed up before, for any reason. It was always black shorts, pink slippers, blue sweater, and sometimes a white turtle neck. But he tried his best to look good for his possible significant other. Even if it meant wearing pants, and real shoes, and an oxford with a vest... and, really, anything that wasn’t his regular attire.
*sorry i didn’t call you, i’m actually a giant chicken when it comes to dating.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ The moment Blueberry opened the door, Sans looked off to the side a bit, he was blushing like crazy, his cheeks a very intense blue. He felt a little bit ridiculous now, seeing Blueberry dressed so casually. Granted, though, Sans didn’t actually plan a date. He just made a reservation and just kind of... showed up. Muffin though, huh? That was his nickname. Sans finally looked back, blushing hard;
*m-muffin? i-i’m muffin? o-oh man i’ve never had a nickname before... it’s really cute, thanks blueberry.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ He couldn’t help but crack a small smile. He almost forgot how cute his little Blueberry was. He shuffled, shifting to the other foot nervously. He didn’t want to mess this up. He wasn’t sure what to say to Blueberry’s question. Should he change? As much as the MTT resort was a pretty high end place, Blueberry looked cute all the time.
*i think you look adorable as is, but if you had something in mind, or if you really want to, feel free.
-Knock knock-
A visitor? With a small hop, he rushed on over to the door. Since he was too short, he couldn’t exactly take a peek outside.
* WHO IS IT??
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ There stood the short skeleton, dressed up in were now his only dress clothes. He had gone out with Papyrus a few days prior to pick something out, so he could look his best for his possible boyfriend. He felt like a huge nerd, and an even bigger dork, and on top of it all, he wasn’t even convinced he looked good, but he’d stay or bail depending on how Blueberry reacted;
*hey there blueberry. it’s… been about two weeks since our last date and i thought maybe we could uhh… g-go out for dinner? i made reservations at a place in my underground and…
* YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING?! THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD--IS THAT KIND OF THING EVEN REAL?
*it’s really not as weird as you think, little buddy. you should try it sometime, you might like it.
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ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ Sans tiredly lifted a hand, using blue magic to grab a blanket up from the tall bed. He used his magic to unfold it and gently drape it over both of them. He was fully prepared to just lay there and cuddle now, and that honestly sounded really good to him right now. Once they were both covered, he pulled Blueberry down, spoiling Blueberry with soft, tender kisses.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ When Blueberry said those special words, Sans’ face flushed a bright blue. The only other person he had ever heard an ‘I love you’ from was his brother, and Sans normally followed that up with a pun, which only made Papyrus angry. In this situation, however, he could only smile softly. He was touched, overjoyed, and responded gratefully;
*i-- i never thought i’d hear someone say that. ah man, i-- i love you too, blueberry
* YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING?! THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD--IS THAT KIND OF THING EVEN REAL?
*it’s really not as weird as you think, little buddy. you should try it sometime, you might like it.
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* YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING?! THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD--IS THAT KIND OF THING EVEN REAL?
*it’s really not as weird as you think, little buddy. you should try it sometime, you might like it.
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* YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING?! THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD--IS THAT KIND OF THING EVEN REAL?
*it’s really not as weird as you think, little buddy. you should try it sometime, you might like it.
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* YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING?! THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD--IS THAT KIND OF THING EVEN REAL?
*it’s really not as weird as you think, little buddy. you should try it sometime, you might like it.
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* YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING?! THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD--IS THAT KIND OF THING EVEN REAL?
*it’s really not as weird as you think, little buddy. you should try it sometime, you might like it.
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