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Jimmy Eat World
The Bright Sessions
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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EXPECTATIONS
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@goldenbabybuggy
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”
REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE
Humping with a full bladder is such a game of chance 😬
Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck
this isn’t 100% punk but dude down to it this is the essence of punk
Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere
Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!
I’ve seen the rain wall!!! We were playing a game in the biggest field at summer camp when we heard the rain on the trees and looked up to see it coming at us. I was closest to the main building so I got to watch all of the other kids try to outrun the wall of rain. Super surreal!
Omo thought of the day:
I used to be able to pee when I got up in the morning (6am), then last through school, sports practice out in the cold, dancing in theatre rehearsal, and dinner with the family without a single toilet break until getting ready for bed at around (10pm).
Sure I had close calls (once I actually pissed myself. But that’s a story for another day), days when I ran in the door and desperately to the toilet before dinner. Sometimes I gave up between school and sports, or sports and theatre, but that’s still a solid 9-11 hours to hold and squirm.
Now I’m the kind of person who pees before I leave the house or right before a movie or flight to make sure I can make it through the whole thing 🙄
my favorite-video of the user being nicknamed “dirtydaddy95″ https://www.erome.com/i/IE8OBhkG
includes a female dom-voice and his pee-leaking sub :-3
Hot. He tries so hard to hold it.
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This is hot. His comments make it so horny.
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I wish I had a bf just like him.
reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.
Omo thought of the day:
You know when you sleep too deeply and wake up and have to practically run to the toilet because your body put off waking you up until you were going to bust? Imagine someone on a looooong flight waking up in that state. After the worry and preparation and planning for travel they get on their plane and are out cold in minutes, waking up hours later about to sprint to empty their over-filled bladder only to remember that they’re in public.... and look at that, the seatbelt light is on.
Color Synonyms
White
also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino;
Grey
also: dust; stone; pepper;
Black
also: coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky;
Tan
also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny;
Brown
also: henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze;
Red
also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine; fire-engine; ruddy
Orange
also: pumpkin ; rust ;
Yellow
also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum;
Green
also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest;
Blue
also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;
Purple
also: berry; amaranthine;
Pink
also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ;
—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/
—–additional synonyms added by me
does anyone else feel like when youre watching a desperation vid the sound is the most important thing?? like hearing people make those desperate moans or whimpers
REBLOG IF U HELLA STRESSED
child handling for the childless nurse
My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after years in environments where a “young” patient is 40 years old. Here’s my impressions so far:
Birth - 1 year: Essentially a small cute animal. Handle accordingly; gently and affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation of cooperation.
Age 1 - 2: Hates you. Hates you so much. You can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to soothe; they hate you anyway, because you’re a stranger and you’re scary and you’re touching them. There’s no winning this so just get it over with as quickly and non-traumatically as possible.
Age 3 - 5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe. Easily upset, but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them. Smartphone cartoons and “who wants a sticker?!!?!?” are key management techniques.
Age 6 - 10: Really cool, actually. I did not realize kids were this cool. Around this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn. Absolutely do not babytalk; instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are, teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening experiences with “hey, you want to see something really cool?”
Age 11 - 14: Extremely variable. Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from one mode to the other. At this point you can almost treat them as an adult, just… a really sensitive and unpredictable adult. Do not, under any circumstances, offer stickers. (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.)
Age 15 - 18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience. Treat as an adult who needs a little extra education with their care. Keep parents out of the room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there. At this point you can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they’ll probably think it’s funny. And they’ll want one. Deep down, everyone wants a sticker.
This is also a pretty excellent guide to writing kids of various ages
you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was
one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days
the last picture i cANT BREATHE
Last night I was invited to go out to the Lantern Festival and it was amazing.
Bones healing stronger after they break is like when your mom does a double knot when trying your shoes. Your body is like “there. Because you’re a clumsy fuck.”
