Overobsessive Goldilocks Fangirl

breaking and entering my favorite happily forever after

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Get to know my au ever after high ships

Not a fan fiction writer or nothing but thought this would be a bloody good time.

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I have something very important to show you!

K bye

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Okay but like if not each other’s girlfriends then why shaped like girlfriends?

And yes I will be spamming an unhealthy amount of my favorite ship this month. Deal with it.

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Happy pride month babes.

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No one, not a single soul. My childhood brain for some reason.

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Them-

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Fuckkkkk she’s so bloody pretty! I like love this art style and need like wayyyyyyy more of it.

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Wearing a crop top for the first time since starting recovery for my anorexia and bulimia. And like 100 pounds looks good on me lmao. Like not dying young is hot as fuck.

Girl babe listen, you put on that healthy weight but now you feel big and fat? You’re not! You’re hotter than ever you’ve thriving! You lost those pounds but you feel guilty about not being at your goal weight, or still having a stomach? You’re doing fucking great! You’re strong! Wear that top show off that belly, cuz babe you’re beautiful!

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POV wondering why I’m so fucked and where I went wrong but my comfort character is basically just the princess of being emotionally and mentally unstable. (I was always the problem kid/teen lmao) Fuck Snow White I need more Goldilocks characters in media to obsess over! (Not really I like still love you Snow)

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hiiiii! do you have any fav in the land of stories?? possibly a favorite ship as well?

Hi! Sorry it took me so long to respond. I’ve been crazy busy. To answer your questions my favorite tlos characters are probably Goldilocks and Froggy. My favorite crack ship is redXgoldi I just love toxic relationships lol. But my favorite cannon ship would have to be breeXconner I think they work well together. Thank you for your question and have a great day/night.

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Just started to reread a childhood favorite book series of mine. (By that I mean a series where I reread the first three books everyday many times a day form the age of 12 to 15) and like fuck I had almost forgotten how funny the original land of stories book was. Everyone is completely unhinged it’s bloody insane.

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POV you have a phobia of people with bright blue eyes. So every morning you jump scare yourself because you do in fact have bright blue eyes. Like fuck why are they so light like?! Bloody freaky.

(Also this has like nothing to do with this post but like fuck ai)

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About to tell a group of people I’m an eldritch horror who was sent to consume their souls lol. The fact that they’ll never figure out what I’m saying just makes it way fucking funnier.

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I have like so many questions about ever after high, but the thing that perplexes me most is Alistair.

Alistair Wonderland, his name makes no sense. Let alone the very existence of his character. Alice’s name was never Wonderland so unless this is some type of fucked over like wonderful wizard of oz except Alice married like a figment of her imagination with the last name wonderland and magically found a way to single handily have a child, than I actually just like don’t know. Like I don’t know why but the lack of backstory of how the bloody hell Alistair Wonderland is even possible keeps me up at night. Is he just like a fragment of his mother’s imagination? Did something messed up happen to her real child and Alistair is just a fucked way to cope? Did Alice forget about wonderland after growing up and just straight up think her kid like disappeared one day? How many generations of “Alice’s” even are there? Are all the kids in the family just named Alice or Alistair? If wonderland is still not an actual place but a dreamlike state then does the Alice family still live in England? Is England canon in the ever after high universe? Since Alistair is already a teenager then does that mean he finished his story? Would his wonderland cast have been the parents of the wonderland kids? Or is Alice’s adventures in wonderland a story that skips every other generation? It honestly doesn’t make sense at all for Madeline Hatter and Alistair Wonderland to be the same age, or at the very least for the Hatter not to be old as dirt.

Like I need better hobbies I know lmao.

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Blondie Lockes is definitely the most demisexual demiromantic bitch the worlds ever seen. She’s just like me frfr.

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Blondie Lockes fan edit