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Jake English @ Phantom Lakes, the fresh new mystery horror group, piping hot and off the presses! Ready for action!

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Just last year I was happier than I could hope to be I was still young and full of liberty Back then I had conviction Now I'm not so sure Summer Spider, don't build your web on my door

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I wanted to be you I wanted to be you I wanted to be someone else And I wish I was James Bond Just for the day Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away

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Rainlake Ghostland by NarcissaForsworth (Narcissa)

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I live in the jungle, I sleep in a monkey tree. I'm looking from an angle, From the bird of a different breed, yeah. I never went to your school, I learned in a monkey tree. So come into the jungle, Where the drugs and the drinks are free, yeah.

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Paramore- Ain’t It Fun (Studio Acapella Version)

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Howdy! This is a permanent starter call for JAKE ENGLISH from Homestuck, for Phantom Lakes! Like this post if you’d like a starter from this goober. Thanks! As a note: I am also open to receiving random starters. 

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@fonrainherutsu

–「 You spot a gentleman with... monster fangs? Well darn. You’ve seen a lot weirder, for sure, but it wasn’t exactly what you’d imagined when you saw him from far away. Well. You guess it’s probably a normal thing here. Besides! Your sort of kid-grandma... or is she your daughter? Daughter-friend? Oh whatever! You’re related, and she’s part dog, and you accept her! Just like you accept this man here. He seems trustworthy, and is probably a good source of information too.

Naturally, you approach him, and offer your hand out for a handshake.」

“Greetings local! My name is Jake. I'm new around these parts, and I was wondering if you would be able to tell me where I would be able to purchase a firearm! It’s good for a man to be equipped and ready to pounce- er... ready to strike! I think your fangs are just dandy, by the way! Very intimidating, but complimentary to those sideburns!” 

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road to nowhere - 12.15

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You thought Oppa Toby Style sounded good slowed?

Child u r about to get ur pants blown off

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crowo-akechi:

This guy was wild. Akechi had made one joke and this guy was ready to do something drastic.

Still Akechi could read him like a book. This guy had gotten pulled into phantom lakes not 20 minutes ago, and went to steal the car out of panic. Additionally, it would appear that his fight or flight instinct was active. Judging by his stiff posture in this state, he was used to fighting with a method that had strong recoil; Likely a firearm. Of course right now that method wouldn’t be accessible to him currently. Yeah, Akechi believed that he could take him in a fight.

Still it would be desirable not to get in a fistfight on the street. It was apparent to Akechi that the interloper would not listen to reason, at least not without being extremely condescending. Perhaps Akechi could use his lack of information about this town to his advantage.

Akechi gripped the wallet that contained his detective badge and hoped this would work.

“Yeah…I don’t think calling the authorities would be to your favor” Akechi chuckled as he took out his badge and flashed it.

“You were right about one thing, calling me Sherlock. I’m a Detective, Now walk away slowly from the vehicle!”

“Oh, fucking horsefeathers and gravy!” –「 you shout, because of course. Of course you pick to get caught, and start a squabble with the one boy in town who so happens to be a detective! Of course! It couldn’t have been anyone else. Anyone at all! You contemplate putting your hands up and surrendering, but you can’t go to prison! Being trapped in any way, shape, or form scares the absolute molasses out of you! And you need to get home!

So you do the only logical thing there is to do. Movie style slide across the back of the car and make a goddamn break for it! And for a moment, you kind of feel like a badass!」

“Hahah!! Take that you lily-livered pig! You mop haired barney! You son of a gu-ugh!” 

–「 You slam directly into a street light, knocking yourself out cold for a few seconds. It feels like someone stuffed a fishbowl in your noggin, and you don’t appreciate it. You sniff, tears welling up as you expect the inevitable, unintentionally probably giving this poor fellow some sort of mental whiplash.」

“...oof. Uncle-! Please don’t arrest me! I just want to go home! I didn’t mean to cause trouble, honest!”

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@weissolated

–「 You stare at the real, live beast people in the city for just a little too long. Nothing should surprise you at this point but... is that a goat holding a coffee mug? How the fuck is it doing that when it doesn’t even have thumbs? You’re so caught up in your gawking, that you do not see the person you’re about to slam into. It’s just enough- a jostle, and you’re on high alert. 

Naturally, you try to uppercut your problems. It’s worked better than crying or pleading has in the past. 」

“Fuck off you wily, fanged temptress! Oh-” 

“Oh shoot, I’m so sorry!! Are you alright? I thought you were someone else and... oh. Oh god. I didn’t draw blood, did I?”  –「 ... you thought you were past all of these shenanigans. You hadn’t punched anyone in your sleep for quite some time. You hope you didn’t hurt her.」

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crowo-akechi:

Akechi takes a moment to process what the stranger said, what he was talking about was all over the place. though one you were able to catch one thing, about the town being odd. Akechi was honestly inclined to agree but he didn’t want to play all the cards in his hands at once just in case the thief, or hell the entire town was hostile in some way.

Akechi Chuckled “Of course I’m finding things odd, i just finished unpacking my bags here only to find a guy fiddling with a car door, claiming that He’s a famous actor and established business owner who just so happens to live in a rural town for some odd reason!”

–「 Oh, you do not enjoy this guy’s attitude! You know you’re not the best at lying, but he’s just so smarmy about it!」

“Well, damn Sherlock, at least let me wipe my hands on my britches before you cuff me! While I don’t own this car, I am actually am an actor, thank you very much! I’ve starred in plenty of commercials anyway, and I am fairly certain it is illegal to kidnap celebrities! Which is what happened! I was hornswoggled into this town, and if I’m being honest, you’re not exactly handing me a convincing story either! You’re only a hop, skip, and jump out of your jar, and you’re telling me that you’re a tourist? As if! I have the mind to call your parents and tell them you’ve run away!” 

–「 You cross your arms. 」 “So fella. What’s it going to be? You leave me be, or I tell the authorities there’s a wild rugrat on the loose!” 

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Hello everyone! I figured I would introduce myself! My name is Kit, and I go by he/him pronouns. I play Jake English here! In my free time I make music, draw, and hoard crystals in a spooky ass cabinet. 

Like this if it’s completely okay for me to write you a starter! No caps! 

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crowo-akechi:

“Uh…”

Akechi was dumbfounded. It had not been but ten minutes since getting to the hotel that he had come across something suspicious (at least on top of all the crazy stuff that was going on) 

Already his mind was on point. Akechi noticed little things such as the footprints leading to the mysterious interloper being in paces back and forth rather than a straight line, too more suspicious things, like the fact that this “local” was heavily tanned despite it being winter.

Still unaware of how deep this rabbit hole went, he figured he ought to not try to be conflictive to the thief so that he weren’t to get himself in trouble. Keeping his guard up, he tried a more reasonable approach

“I wouldn’t advise doing that if i were you, judging by the rural nature of the town, i wouldn’t be surprised if local law enforcement were more aggressive. Of course i wouldn’t know, I’m just…”

He struggled to think of a way to describe his situation without causing confusion

“…I’m just a Tourist”

–「 A tourist eh? Something about the way he introduced that sounds fishy to you- but not enough to feel like investigating just yet. After all. You’re the fella with red all over his hands here. You sigh, standing up straight before rubbing your neck a bit. This guy’s got a point.」

“Oh. Well, the last thing I want to start is a fuss! You’re right. I should just get to hunting for those keys...”

“Say, um. Did you notice anything strange when you rolled on into town? Like you’d had just one too many gulps of the ol’ giggle water? I mean, not to be a debbie downer, but I just can’t shake the feeling something odd is going on here is all! I’ve... er. Been mulling over it for a while now. Since I moved here! Last Christmas. I’m a renowned actor, slash wildlife entrepreneur! Very important business, I’m doing here. ” 

「 Hell yes! You are the master of deception. It is you.」

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–「 So. You’ve really never actually had to use a bus, for any reason. But your flight has been hijacked it seems, so if you’re going to get anything done, you really only have a few options. Trying to learn how the bus works is going to take too long so! You’re just going to borrow someone’s car. Drive as far away from this place as quick as possible, figure a way to get your friend’s attention. Brainstorm as it were!」

「 You saw it in a movie once- someone jimmied a car lock open with a clothes hanger. Thankfully, in your ratty closet, you found just such a metal apparatus to use! You roll the film over and over in your head, trying to remember how the protagonist did it. You’ve definitely got this. You’re fiddling around with a red sedan’s lock, and... is that a person staring at you? Oh nuts, twenty minutes in and you’ve been caught.」

“Um- this isn’t what it looks like, actually! This is my car, and I just locked myself out of it like a huge doofus! Haha! You know how it is. With cars, and their keys!” 

–「 It just now occurs to you... you have no idea how to drive.」

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–「 One minute you’re near falling asleep on your executive desk at SkaiaNet, the next you’re standing at a bus stop, with a haze filling the old noggin. You’re somewhat unique in the fact this is the exact situation which gets your jimmies straight up ruffled all to the way to devil dancing hell! The dizziness you’re feeling. It’s different; but it’s the lack of control, of agency, that sends you reeling. Your pulse hums in your throat as you realize you have no idea where you are and... your clothes have changed.」

「 You’re just coming to grips with it all, and for the first time in years you feel real terror. But the panic in your mind is disconnected from your body. It’s your first instinct to sock the owner of the hand that lands on your shoulder, but you feel weightless, so you don’t.」

–「 You comply. Always a sorry sucker, you comply. And before you know it you’re a bird in a new cage. But as your mind clears, your panic mounts, and you come back down again... you remember that you know things you didn’t before. You’re capable. Your friends love you more than you can imagine, and when things get rough, they’ll always find you. None of this malarkey is going to keep you suspended for long. You’re JAKE FUCKING ENGLISH, and you’re going to get to the bottom of what this is about. And then you’re going home.」