i hate this guy @gollasper - Tumblr Blog

call him patsy the way i blame him for everything in my life

when I wake up with a migraine I feel so close to her…

#this is how I feel about that one blog that I know np posts sometimes #and I know they’re good too but I’m hashtag blocked for some reason #sorry to that blog for whatever I did

mbrosia

#patsy

why did an ex bf just text me about a mixtape I made him six and a half years ago…. why am I obviously so sexy and cool and irresistible….

#for context #we broke up three and a half years ago #how much of a bitch should I be abt this #I can bring up either 1) he’s def got a gf now OR 2) the fact that he told me he didn’t even like this thing #I have another ex bf who’s obsessed with me but that included me having to go to the police about him #hashtag lore drop #im chillin

couchnapping

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

couchnapping

it's the next thing

teex

PHI @ NJD 01.13.18

#patsy

charl0ttan

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

charl0ttan

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